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Well….I’ve done it, I’ve jumped into the 21st Century. I’ve got a blog. Lord have mercy.

I found out last night that I’ve turned into my parents. It was wifey’s birthday, and I got her an Ipod. Not a REAL Ipod, but something Ipod-like that has 2G of memory, so she can listen to her music on her travels up and down the highway.

Do you think I could make heads or tails of the instructions/specifications of the damn thing? I couldn’t even tell if you could erase anything that you downloaded onto it. And I’m an intelligent man, I’ve got an associates degree in both electronics and computers, but those degrees are ten years old, and boy, does it show!!

So I’m sitting there looking at the darn thing, holding it in the palm of my hand, hell, I’ve punched bigger capsules than that down a sick cow’s throat!! And I’m listening to wifey chatter away about all the cool features it has, and I suddenly realized what my dad felt like when we brought the first VCR into the house. I’m nodding and making "ooohhing" noises like I know what the hell she’s talking about.

Errrrgghhhhh.

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