[  Mood: Happy ]
[  Currently: Watching America’s Next Top Model ]
So as I was playing City of Heroes tonight, I had the VCR running. This allowed me to catch up on Days. Cause what else is better than some vapid stuff that you only have to pay attention to every so often when you are gaming. Good for when you are traveling, ignore it when fighting. And when you are zoning, you can fast forward through the stories you really don’t care about. (Belle and Shawn, I am talking to you.)

So we start off tonight with Patch in a mental asylum. Kayla and Bo are trying to break him out, and have turned to Patch’s sister Adrienne to help. Adrienne is played by the same actress who played Mimi’s mother, so they died her hair to fool us. EJ comes to take Patch away and exposes (literally) Arienne.

I missed a few eps, but now we find Kayla and Patch holed up in a hotel room. There is a de-programmer (Mr. Aerosmith – tee hee)working on Patch. He goes out for a bite to eat. There is a small romantic interlude and we almost get a love scene, but then some evil dudes come to the door and fool Kayla into opening it. (The old room service trick – that’s the second last time she’ll fall for that one). They tie up Kayla and make off with Steve.

Steve is now with the evil EJ (who is even more evil since he sent the guys to get Steve, thereby depriving me of the love scene – bad EJ!)who wants Steve to kill Bo, which will apparently stop Shawn from signing a piece of paper about EJ. Meahwhile Kayla is climbing the walls.

Oh – and they have recast the role of Stephanie, Patch and Kayla’s daughter. You men will be sad to know that the tempestuous redhead has been replaced by a slutty brunette. Or maybe not.

And for those of you like me, who miss the love scence – their reunion sex. I love the internet!

[  Mood: Sleepy ]
[  Currently: Watching Coronation Street ]
Since I love the ego srufing, I present to you some top ten entries of mine from Zealot

Top Ten Ways to Tell The Blair Witch Project Was Fake
2.The best she’s ever had? Yeah, right. Oh, I thought you meant the Top 10 ways you could tell the Blair Witch was faking it.

Top FIFTEEN Changes in Dungeons & Dragons Version 3.0
15.Convenient places to hang the chip bags, drinks, catheters and colostomy bags to cut down on those pesky snack and bathroom breaks.

Top Ten Things Overheard on the Set of Universal Soldier 2
9."Mr. Van Dam, sir, Mr. White and Mr. Goldberg do not want to participate in a butt beauty contest."

Top Ten Complaints of the New Batgirl
10.DC revamps the universe: Robin gets a new costume and a pneumatically enhanced girlfriend; Batgirl gets a wheelchair.

The Top Ten Ways To Tell The Lord of the Rings Has Gone Over-Budget
1.Liv Tyler has been replaced by Judge Judy.

The Top TWENTY Reasons Buffy Will Not Go Out With You
6.Angel: Says nothing because he is brooding.
You: Say nothing because you are stuttering.

The Top 10 Naughty Escapades of Sci-Fi Characters
9.Do you really want to know what Kosh does inside that encounter suit?

Top Ten Reasons Not To Remake Classic Sci-Fi
5.[A 4-way tie!] Because CGI lacks the down-home charm of egg cartons spraypainted silver. … "Mars needs women!", while cute in the 50s, is not politically correct enough for the 90s… Does anyone really want to see Gil Gerard in spandex again? … Not even the Star Wars franchise can withstand another Christmas special.

Top 15 Things Sci-Fi Fans Have To Be Thankful For
11.That Star Trek has chosen to portray women as intelligent beings, valued for their brains over beauty. (You have no idea how hard it is to keep a straight face when I type that).

Top (Fif)Te(e)n Signs Your Network Hates Your T.V. Show
1.The only promotion they are willing to do for the show involves Internet chain letters.

Top Ten Ways Christmas Will Be Different 500 Years From Now!
4.Ever since the apocalypse, the complaints have been that Christmas isn’t commercial enough.

Top 15 Sci-Fi Christmas Songs
8."Do You Sense what I Sense?"

Top 10 Rejected X-Men Movie Costumes
7.The all metalllic body paint looked real cool, but given what happened to it in the underwaterfight scene . . .

[  Mood: Sleepy ]
[  Currently: Watching Project Catwalk – Season 2 Finale ]
Episodes 9 and 10 are up on the web.

Aparently there are going to be new episodes daily starting Monday, May 14th.

[  Mood: Angelic ]
[  Currently: Watching House ]
So the sens won the final game of round 2 and are on to round three. That is all you will hear from me until they win round three.

I have learned that if I get too involved with this team, they will lose. By staying away, they have a better chance.

[  Mood: Sleepy ]
[  Currently: Working On my volunteer stuff ]
So today I entered the first garden centre of the season. It was still pretty bare, (Remember I live in Canada, where gardening seaon does not start until the May long weekend – in Canada a week ealrier than Memorial day) but I was still buzzing.

So much so that I needed to invent a new word for my joy.

Gardengasm.

It is like a nerdgasm, but in this case occurs when thinking about the garden.

Go forth and use it wisely.

[  Mood: Silly ]
[  Currently: Playing City of Heroes ]
So I was thinking about a friend and how to improve her cleavage. I thought, she needs more cleavage acreage – and then it became cleavrage.

This word needs to be used when you are describing the size of a woman’s chest. Instead of nice rack, use "good cleavrage".

Use this word. Use it well.

[  Mood: Happy ]
[  Currently: Watching Days of Our Lives – Just look the other way. ]
So the Sens adavanced to Round 2. And the people leaving the nearby sports bar are honking. Time to go to bed.

[  Mood: Shocked ]
[  Currently: Reading Shave the Whales – an early Dilbert Collection ]
I was playing with the Internet Wayback Machine when I came across Top Ten Reasons They Haven’t Yet Remade Battlestar Galactica.

This list was funny, and posted years before any remake was thought of. Could Zealot Hottie Guys Shane and Joe have seen the future and known this was coming? Or better yet, were they the inspiration for the remake, as one poster predicted they would be?

Only the gods know for certain.

(P.S. I think that we need to ressurect the Hottie Guy thing – from now on Joe and Shane are the Revolution Hottie Guy – RHG. Oh and HUTA needs to come back too.)

[  Mood: Happy ]
[  Currently: Reading Trixie Belden and the Marshlan Mystery ]
So apparently I opened up a can of happy memory worms when I mentioned my playing with the Internet Way Back machine on the boards.

Since we have been discussing Zealot – I wanted to relive my days with that site – before it became this site. You know, back when I was a broke student.

So I now bring you the first of an ongoing series: The Zealot Top Ten List

This was the first Zealot only Top Ten – the ones before had migrated from Hecklers. I got first place. And the rest they say is history.

Top Ten Babylon-5 Spinoffs
1. Babylon DSV – Babylon 5 underwater! Kosh to be played by a cute dolphin.

[  Currently: Watching Coronation Street ]
This is a cool animation series about a what the world looks like after a technocaust.

Teaser
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7

The main site is just a place for you to register for updates. I have searched for more info, such as who makes this to no avail. Joe et al this might make a neat story.

(See I can post on topic!)