Books received 3/13/11 Del Rey edition Part II

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Kings of the North
by Elizabeth Moon

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Elizabeth Moon returns to the fantasy world of the paladin Paksenarrion Dorthansdotter—Paks for short—in this second volume of a new series filled with all the bold imaginative flights, meticulous world-building, realistic military action, and deft characterization that readers have come to expect from this award-winning author. In Kings of the North, Moon is working at the very height of her storytelling powers.

Peace and order have been restored to the kingdoms of Tsaia and Lyonya, thanks to the crowning of two kings: Mikeli of Tsaia and, in Lyonya, Kieri Phelan, a mercenary captain whose royal blood and half-elven heritage are resented by elves and humans alike.

On the surface, all is hope and promise. But underneath, trouble is brewing. Mikeli cannot sit safely on his throne as long as remnants of the evil Verrakaien magelords are at large. Kieri is being hounded to marry and provide the kingdom with an heir—but that is the least of his concerns. A strange rift has developed between him and his grandmother and co-ruler, the immortal elven queen known as the Lady. More problematic is the ex-pirate Alured, who schemes to seize Kieri’s throne for himself—and Mikeli’s, too, while he’s at it. Meanwhile, to the north, the aggressive kingdom of Pargun seems poised to invade.

Now, as war threatens to erupt from without and within, the two kings are dangerously divided. Old alliances and the bonds of friendship are about to be tested as never before. And a shocking discovery will change everything.

Hidden Cities
by Daniel Fox

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The mythic beasts and glorious legends of feudal China illuminate a world at war in this, the conclusion to Daniel Fox’s critically acclaimed series.

Whatever they thought, this was always where they were going: to the belly of the dragon, or the belly of the sea.

More by chance than good judgment, the young emperor has won his first battle. The rebels have retreated from the coastal city of Santung—but they’ll be back. Distracted by his pregnant concubine, the emperor sends a distrusted aide, Ping Wen, to govern Santung in his place. There, the treacherous general will discover the healer Tien, who is obsessed with a library of sacred mage texts and the secrets concealed within—secrets upon which, Ping Wen quickly realizes, the fate of the whole war may turn.

As all sides of this seething conflict prepare for more butchery, a miner of magical jade, himself invulnerable, desperately tries to save his beautiful and yet brutally scarred clan cousin; a priestess loses her children, who are taken as pawns in a contest beyond her comprehension; and a fierce and powerful woman commits an act of violence that will entwine her, body and soul, with the spirit of jade itself. Amid a horde of soldiers, torturers, and runaways, these people will test both their human and mystical powers against a violent world. But one force trumps all: the huge, hungry, wrathful dragon.

Kraken
by China Miéville

Promo copy:

With this outrageous new novel, China Miéville has written one of the strangest, funniest, and flat-out scariest books you will read this—or any other—year. The London that comes to life in Kraken is a weird metropolis awash in secret currents of myth and magic, where criminals, police, cultists, and wizards are locked in a war to bring about—or prevent—the End of All Things.

In the Darwin Centre at London’s Natural History Museum, Billy Harrow, a cephalopod specialist, is conducting a tour whose climax is meant to be the Centre’s prize specimen of a rare Architeuthis dux—better known as the Giant Squid. But Billy’s tour takes an unexpected turn when the squid suddenly and impossibly vanishes into thin air.

As Billy soon discovers, this is the precipitating act in a struggle to the death between mysterious but powerful forces in a London whose existence he has been blissfully ignorant of until now, a city whose denizens—human and otherwise—are adept in magic and murder.

There is the Congregation of God Kraken, a sect of squid worshippers whose roots go back to the dawn of humanity—and beyond. There is the criminal mastermind known as the Tattoo, a merciless maniac inked onto the flesh of a hapless victim. There is the FSRC—the Fundamentalist and Sect-Related Crime Unit—a branch of London’s finest that fights sorcery

with sorcery. There is Wati, a spirit from ancient Egypt who leads a ragtag union of magical familiars. There are the Londonmancers, who read the future in the city’s entrails. There is Grisamentum, London’s greatest wizard, whose shadow lingers long after his death. And then there is Goss and Subby, an ageless old man and a cretinous boy who, together, constitute a terrifying—yet darkly charismatic—demonic duo.

All of them—and others—are in pursuit of Billy, who inadvertently holds the key to the missing squid, an embryonic god whose powers, properly harnessed, can destroy all that is, was, and ever shall be.

Part I

Books received 3/13/11 Del Rey edition Part II was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

A Note To Supply Teacher’s Everywhere

[ Fed Up WIth Life Mood: Fed Up WIth Life ]
My son was sick this week and then he had the good grace to pass it on to me. Below stems from my general frustration with a certain type of supply teacher that seems to pop up from time to time. It does not represent one specific teacher. I know there are some damn good supplies out there. I wish the new system my employer has implemented let me book you for me.

Dear Supply Teachers of the World:

First off, thank you for coming in. Supply teaching is a stupid, sucky job. Most teachers have had to do it and we weren’t overly fond of it either. So I empathize.

That being said, if I leave you a lesson plan, it is because I want you to follow it. Not because I was bored or love writing lesson plans. Although I can see how you might think that, given that I have a child throwing up at home or I am running a 100 plus fever.

You might have thought that you were being thoughtful to use your Cat in the Hat lesson instead of the one that took me 1.5 hours to type up and prep for you. I’m sure it is brilliant and earned an A for you in Teacher’s College. But that’s not what my class is working on right now. But that’s OK, I will just wrap up your lesson and reteach the lesson you were supposed to teach when I get back. And I will also teach the follow-up lesson that I was supposed to teach when I get back.

And about my small math group you worked with. I’m sure they found it helpful that you took the time to find a worksheet on adding and subtracting four digit numbers. Especially since you were supposed to be working with them on the decomposing and recomposing single digit numbers activity I left for you. Never mind that the activity was to help them understand how subtraction and addition undo each other. I bet the child working at the grade 1 level who really doesn’t understand numbers above 9 found it particularly helpful. I also sure they covered this in Teacher’s College when you, like me, took your Special Education Part 2 or when you, like me, got to participate in a research group at the university because you were considered a leader in math education in the board.

Note: You may have notices the use of the pronoun "my" a lot in the last few paragraphs. That’s because they are my classes, not yours. I know them quite well as I have been teaching them since the beginning of the year. Some of the children have been lucky enough to work with me for several years. And I have programmed for them, based on their strengths and needs, as well as the provincial curriculum. Would you believe I even have an annual plan for when I am going to teach what? And Unit plans and weekly plans? Shocking, but true.

And yes, I know you want a class of your own. Who knows? You quite possibly even deserve one. But you know what? So did I when I was a supply teacher, but I did what the teacher I was replacing left me, because I was not so arrogant to believe that I knew better than a veteran teacher.

But don’t worry, I’m sure while I’m cleaning up the messes you left, you will be off teaching a Grade 6 class all about the American Revolution when they are supposed to be learning about the European Exploration of North American. But hey, no worries, it’s happening on the same continent isn’t it?

I suffer so you don’t have to

I recently had the misfortune of reviewing Battle: Los Angeles and Red Riding Hood, both for Moving Pictures.

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Further evidence of the continuing degradation of the once-proud American action film, “Battle: Los Angeles” relies on egregious war movie stereotypes and clichés in this disastrously bad hybrid of “Black Hawk Down” and an alien-invasion picture. For their essentially 90-minute video game complete with quests and required trick shots to down enemies, director Jonathan Liebesman (“The Killing Room”) and writer Christopher Bertolini (“The General’s Daughter”) ostensibly took inspiration from the Battle of Los Angeles, a falsely reported World War II air raid, for their poorly crafted story of Marines making a last stand against alien invaders.

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“Red Riding Hood” opens with a beautiful panoramic vista of snowcapped peaks. Sadly, those 30 seconds offer the only quality moments in this vapid fairy tale from director Catherine Hardwicke (“Twilight”).

Remember, I suffer so you don’t have to.

I suffer so you don’t have to was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Visual Bookshelf – Exporting a Collection

[ Fed Up WIth Life Mood: Fed Up WIth Life ]
[ Currently: Home Sick ]
I am quickly posting this here because these instructions are damn hard to find. Not to mention carry out. Warning: This does not export your reviews. You have to do that manually.

Thanks to Bruce Wan who figured this all out.

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wtf, it’s very tricky to export your books list. After hours of trying, I finally able to export my list, here is the step:
1. create a account here: http://books.livingsocial.com/ (it doesn’t necessary to be the same as your FB account)
2. go to your FB, and living social app., you need to "link" the newly created account in step 1 to your FB account.
3. go to setting (living social app. in your FB)
4. click Account, then sign in with your newly created account in step 1
5. after a few minutes, check the account again, you can see: This account is currently linked with xxxx@xxxx.com (your registered email address) on LivingSocial.com.
6. try to click the export list again.
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After all procedure, I will not use this app. anymore.

Graphic Novels/Comics received 3/10/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Morning Glories Volume 1: For A Better Future
Written by Nick Spencer
Art by Joe Eisma
Covers by Rodin Esquejo

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Morning Glory Academy is one of the most prestigious prep schools in the country… but something sinister and deadly lurks behind its walls. When six gifted, but troubled, students arrive, they find themselves trapped and fighting for their lives as the secrets of the academy reveal themselves! Collects Morning Glories #1-6.

I reviewed this for the March 1 Nexus Graphica.

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A synthesis of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer and an Orwellian nightmare, Spencer and Eisma reveal the diabolical realities behind the Morning Glory Academy, a prestigious prep school. Six brilliant students from different backgrounds join the school, encountering all sorts of weirdness: ghosts, torture, mind control experiments, and murder. Spencer deftly relates the teenage pathos and chaos as events unfold. Eisma’s clean draftsmanship and realistic rendering ideally bring life to this intriguing story. Much like the above-mentioned Buffy, the creators manage to make the truly terrible palatable and even enjoyable. Morning Glories Volume 1: For A Better Future offers an interesting take on the oft-told tale of teen angst and anguish.

Freeway
by Mark Kalesniko

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A down-on-his luck animator looks back in anger.

In his first new graphic novel since 2001’s acclaimed Mail Order Bride, Mark Kalesniko delivers a 416-page tour de force chronicling a single day—a few hours, even—in the life of his recurring dog-headed alter ego, Alex Kalienka.

Stuck in a horrendous traffic jam on his way to his increasingly miserable job as an animator at Babbitt Jones Studios, a burnt-out and depressed Alex alternately rages, reminisces, fantasizes and hallucinates. Thus flashbacks to his earliest days as a starry-eyed young animator snagging his dream job, through the increasingly depressing political battles and creative compromises, with a love affair gone badly wrong along the way, alternate with scenes of an increasingly agitated present-day Alex, who imagines a series of increasingly violent deaths for himself.

Then again, are they in fact fantasies, or prescient flashes? Is a threatening car tailing Alex just a paranoid fantasy or a genuine threat? Readers will have to wait until the very end of this hugely ambitious graphic novel to find out.

Moreover, woven into this narrative fabric is a series of imagined moments from two generations ago, a Golden Age of animation, when an earlier Alex made his entry into a much different Babbitt Jones Studio—as imagined by the increasingly despondent present-day Alex.

Loaded with fascinating insider information on two different generations of animators, skipping seamlessly among present and several different pasts, reality and fantasy, Freeway is another step forward for a major cartooning talent.

Abattoir Issue #3
Created by: Darren Lynn Bousman
Concept by: Michael Peterson
Written by: Rob Levin & Troy Peteri
Illustrated by: Bing Cansino, Rodell Noora and Dennis Calero
Cover Art by: Tae Young Choi

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After a local man brutally massacres his family, realtor Richard Ashwalt receives the unenviable task of putting the house back on the market. With his career and marriage on the rocks, this couldn’t come at a worse time for Rich. Before the house is even cleaned, a mysterious man named Jebediah Crone offers to purchase it. Everything about the situation seems wrong and Rich refuses despite his desire to unload the house quickly.

After his boss decides to sell the house to Crone anyway, Richard finds himself a person of interest in a second murder investigation. When the murder weapon with his prints on it is discovered, Richard goes on the run. Tired and haunted by horrifying visions, Richard returns to the house in search of answers. He finds all traces of the massacre gone, including the crawl space where the youngest boy was murdered. Richard tears into the wall and finds a mirror covered in runes, but what he sees in its reflection haunts him to his very core.

Earp: Saints for Sinners Issue 2
Created by: Matt Cirulnick & David Manpearl
Written by: M. Zachary Sherman
Illustrated by: Mack Chater & Martin Montiel
Cover art by: Alex Maleev

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Wyatt Earp, famous lawman, has decided to retire in the wake of losing his brother Virgil in a train robbery. Doc Holliday, Wyatt’s former partner and best friend, convinces him to start his own small casino, the AOK, in the last boomtown in America – Las Vegas. Bringing with them Wyatt’s brother, Morgan, and Doc’s girlfriend, Kate, everything looks to be coming up roses…until Flynn, the biggest billionaire in Vegas, arrives with a private security group, the Pinkertons, headed by one Alan Pinkerton, to back him in “suggesting” that Wyatt should pay them for protection.

Morgan, outraged by this, decides to go on a heist with famed criminal Jesse James, a modern day Robin Hood who steals from the rich to give to the poor after taking his cut, of course. He is captured by the Pinkertons and interrogated, but escapes back to the AOK where Flynn and the Pinkertons pursue him.

In a final battle in which Morgan is killed and the AOK is set ablaze around them, Wyatt rips the shirt from Alan Pinkerton only to recognize the tattoo on his chest…Pinkerton was the mysterious train robber who killed his brother, Virgil.

Dungeon Quest: Book Two
by Joe Daly

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What if Cheech & Chong lived in a RPG?

In 2010’s Dungeon Quest Book One, Millennium Boy decided to grab his hobo stick, his bandana, and his Swiss Army knife, bid his mom goodbye, and head off on a quest for adventure. Joined by his best friend Steve (weapon: baseball bat; clothing: wife beater, cargo pants and sandals), the muscle-bound Lash Penis, and the silent but deadly Nerdgirl, he began a mystical quest to find the missing parts of the Atlantean Resonator Guitar.

In this second book, our heroes continue their quest by wandering through the primeval gloom of Fireburg Forest in search of the prophet and poet Bromedes, who can unlock the mysteries of Atlantis for them. Along the way, they encounter giant spiders, river trolls, and copious amounts of killer weed. Joe Daly’s delightfully unique stoner/philosopher dialogue and distinctive character designs, coupled with hilarious over- the-top Role Playing Game action (complete with periodic updates for each character’s status in ten criteria, including “dexterity,” “intelligence,” and “money”), propel Daly’s story into heretofore unachieved action-comedy heights.

I reviewed Books One & Two for the March 1 Nexus Graphica.

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Millennium Boy, Steve, Lash Penis, and Nerdgirl grab their weapons and journey on a mystical quest to recover the missing parts of the Altlantean Resonator Guitar and to return the borrowed penis sheath to prophet and poet Bromedes. Using role playing game tropes as a template, Daly, creator of the acclaimed Red Monkey Double Happiness Book, illustrates the often twisted reality of the contemporary slacker with little subtlety but from a fresh perspective. Littered with violence, inappropriate sexual innuendos, misguided bravado and infused with hilarity, Dungeon Quest (of which two 136 page volumes are available) promises a uniquely entertaining graphic novel experience.

Graphic Novels/Comics received 3/10/11 was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

10 Best Alien Movies

As part of their regular Editors’ Choice feature, the folks over at Moving Pictures asked me to compile my ten best alien movies.

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As with any genre, or subgenre in this case, a vast majority of the films are mediocre or downright bad. Over the past 90 years, largely forgettable movies such as “Independence Day,” “Communion,” “Megamind,” “The Brother from Another Planet” and “It! The Terror from Beyond Space” briefly infiltrated the public consciousness. Very few of the stories deserve to survive beyond their initial exposure, but in this edition of Editors’ Choice, you will find 10 sensational alien movies that helped to inform the cultural zeitgeist and emerged as the very best the form has to offer.

For #10, I chose District 9.

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In 2009, moviegoers rediscovered low-budget science fiction with two surprising box-office and critical successes: “Moon” and “District 9.” The latter, the feature debut for director Neill Blomkamp, garnered four Academy Award nominations including Best Motion Picture of the Year. Stranded on Earth in 1982, aliens, derogatorily referred to as “prawns,” are confined to District 9, a government camp inside Johannesburg. Over 20 years later, Multinational United (MNU), a paramilitary group hired by the South African government, attempts to relocate the interned to a new camp dubbed District 10. Inspired by the disturbing apartheid-era events from District Six, Cape Town, Blomkamp successfully structures the fascinating exiled-alien society within the real world pinnings of politics, corruption and greed.

To uncover the remaining nine, check out my piece at Moving Pictures.

10 Best Alien Movies was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Stuff received 3/7/11 STAPLE! edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what I picked up this past weekend’s STAPLE! Expo.

Society of Sinister Simians Limited Edition Book
by Chet Phillips

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“The Society of Sinister Simians” explores the mysterious world of an evil collection of vicious and power hungry primates that held sway over the land centuries ago. Thanks to the efforts of the ill-fated Sourcrust archeological dig of 1887, details of this foul organization have finally come to light. In this book you will learn of The Society’s immortal leader, his powerful and brutal cadre of ministers and advisors, as well as a variety of assassins, spies, soldiers and frightful supernatural figures.

Twenty-four evil simians are fully illustrated and are accompanied by extensive biographies in the text. A map detailing the realm of sinister sway, two-page spreads of weapons and medals galleries, as well as an addendum of sinister ephemera are also included.

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Signed and numbered from a limited edition of 50.

This hand bound, softcover book is covered in rich Arista burgundy bonded leather. A silver foil hot-stamped image and title adorn the cover. The structure is a stab binding (sewn with a black thread) with rounded corners and printed floral metallic paper end sheets. It was printed on a digital press on Cougar Opaque 80 lb text. Book Dimensions- 5.25" x 7.25"

When I first saw this gorgeous tome, I had to pick up my eyeballs off the floor. WOW!

Buffalo Speedway Volume 2
by Yehudi Mercado

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Figgs is a lifer. He’s 23 years old, he’s been delivering for Houston’s Turbo Pizza for eight grueling years, he lives with his dead-beat best friend, Super Cheese, and he’s got a supreme crush on his Friday regular, a rich girl named Pia. Life sucks, but it’s about to get suckier. The day is June 17th 1994. Today the Rockets will battle the Knicks in the NBA Finals, America will host the World Cup and OJ Simpson will lead the LAPD on a slow speed chase. These will cause a perfect storm of events, keeping a nation home watching TV, resulting in the BUSIEST PIZZA DAY EVER.

In the One Bad Day tradition of Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Clerks and Do The Right Thing, we go deep inside the dangerous world of pizza delivery drivers. They’re fast, they’re furious… they’re f***ing your wife.

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At last the second volume of Mercado’s pizza delivery epic! I reviewed Volume 1 in Nexus Graphica.

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On June 17th 1994, the Rockets battle the Knicks in the NBA Finals, America hosts the World Cup, and OJ Simpson leads the LAPD on a slow speed chase. These events combine to create the perfect storm for Houston pizza delivery. That one day in a city of over 3 million people, everyone stays home, watches the TV, and orders pizza. Accurately compared to Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Clerks, and Do the Right Thing, Buffalo Speedway chronicles the unusual tribulations of the delivery drivers from Turbo Pizza, Houston’s last independent pizza place. The talented Mercado’s humorous observations and insights are only marred by the fact that this volume ends mid-story.

Time Tunnel: The Complete Series
Art by Tom Gill
Covers by George Wilson
Introduction by Alan J. Porter
Afterward by Daniel Herman

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It’s back, the complete reprint of Gold Key comics Time Tunnel comic book series. This is the second volume of Hermes Press’s complete reprints of all of the Irwin Allen sci-fi television show tie-in comic books. Now, for the first time in over forty years read both issues, back-to-back, together with documentary material, essays, blue prints from the show and more! Full color and digitally remastered, Time Tunnel: The Complete Series brings these comic books back looking better than when they first hit the stands.

Hell’s Alphabet Coloring Book
Written by Jason Murphy
Art by Kristin Hogan

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It’s a tome of hideous evils. It’s a catalog of iniquity and suffering.

And it’s a coloring book!

Let Hell’s Alphabet be your baby’s first step into reading. And demonology.

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An Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book for the demonic set, the witty, offensive, and downright funny Hell’s Alphabet Coloring Book supplied one of the show’s most pleasant surprises.

Stuff received 3/7/11 STAPLE! edition was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

STAPLE! This weekend

The 7th annual STAPLE!, the independent media expo, happens this Saturday and Sunday March 5-6 in Austin at the Marchesa Hall and Theater. This is one of my favorite events of the year. Reviewing last years event, I observed “a mish-mash of seemingly unrelated exhibitors, the 2010 STAPLE! abounded with odd delights.”

Rather than merely writing a review, I am actually involved with this years convention. On Saturday at 1 PM, I am moderating a panel discussion with Atomic Robo creators Scott Wegener and Brian Clevinger. (For more on Atomic Robo and his creators, check out my recent Nexus Graphica column.)

Additionally, I’ll have a home at the show as I’m helping Alan J. Porter sell his goodies (along with a few of my very own), so I’ll be at his table on and off all weekend long. I’m not sure exactly where it’ll be in the hall, but if you’re there, be sure to stop by and say “howdy.”

Hope to see everyone there!

STAPLE! This weekend was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Vanilla: A review of The Adjustment Bureau

I guess expecting three positive reviews in a row was too much to ask.

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For his vision of the PKD short story “Adjustment Team,” “Bourne Ultimatum” writer and first-time director George Nolfi wastes the excellent performances of and chemistry between Matt Damon and Emily Blunt in the vanilla “The Adjustment Bureau.”

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Nolfi’s screenplay and direction vastly underplay the story’s inherent paranoia to the point of making it virtually nonexistent. While numerous scenes showcase Norris running scared through and under the streets of New York, for the obvious lack of tension present, he may as well been strolling down 6th Avenue, a Starbucks latte in hand. Damon and Blunt give their level best, but the screenplay and direction hamper their every move.

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Aside from the storytelling snafus, Nolfi the director falters. Relying on the very basics of filmmaking, he uses no unusual lighting or angles. Most shots come from straight on, giving the whole production the feeling of a stage play. Especially in light of “Black Swan,” the film’s dance numbers, potentially important, seem pedestrian.

See the rest of my critique at Moving Pictures.

Vanilla: A review of The Adjustment Bureau was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

A seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy

For Moving Pictures, I reviewed the improbable Rango.

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In a seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy, director Gore Verbinski (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”), with the aid of Johnny Depp, masterfully combines “Chinatown,” Sergio Leone’s Man with No Name films and the best of Looney Tunes into the hilarious and entertaining “Rango.”

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While borrowing liberally from a variety of sources, the screenplay by John Logan (“Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”) melds all the disparate elements into a cohesive and thoroughly original story. In the visual-effects firm’s first animated feature, the magnificent ILM animation sparkles, granting each beautiful scene lush details and the countless characterizations a unique vision.

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Verbinski, who along with Logan and James Ward Byrkit conceived the story, brilliantly establishes the tenor of the tale within his terrarium from the outset: Four owl mariachi-band narrators break the fourth wall and, like some Greek tragedy’s chorus, eventually become immersed within the story itself. Then Rango puts on a manic one-man, one-act show co-starring a nude, headless doll and a windup fish, both inanimate.

Read more at Moving Pictures.

A seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon