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Anyone who knows me, knows how much I don’t like Captain Kirk. He is a braggart who is too good looking for his own good and not as clever as he thinks it is. And I know that this view has been coloured by the actor who plays him, William Shatner, who is too loud and self-centred to have ever been Canadian.

So I was excited to see a book on dating advice based on Captain Kirk. I thought "this will be fun". And . . .

The author has clearly envisioned this book to be both tongue in cheek case study and a book for the Trekkie or Trekker.

And that is one of the biggest problems with this book. It doesn’t know what it wants to be. The author needed to commit to either being a complete encyclopedia of the women Kirk has romanced (in the vein of the Nitpicker’s Guide) or being a parody of the state of romance in Star Trek as viewed through Kirk’s eyes (in the vein of Sev Trek). Because the author has not made that choice, the book is not very satisfying.

To be fair, the author did try and group the women according to themes, the seducers, those with self-esteem problems, and the ex-partners. But in doing so he missed at least one very obvious one, Carole Marcus, the mother of Kirk’s only known son. There are other women Kirk has romanced, but they do not appear here. So if you are an encyclopedic Trekkie, this is not the book for you. And while there are smiles, this is not a laugh slap riot.

I found it not really worth it.

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So Google has produced a new keyboard for their OS computer, and in a stunning, albeit self-serving move, they have eliminated the CAPS LOCK key. Instead you get a dedicated search key. Guess what you use to search?

Now to say that this has gotten people a little over stimulated would be an understatement. Why just this morning, CBC had a debate feature Grammar Girl and some tech expert debating the usefulness of the CAPS Lock key.

I will be blunt in my analysis, everyone is making a mountain out of a molehill.

Yes, Google is an industry leader. People look to them for trends and the like, but what many have failed to point out is that this is a branding exercise. Has Google replaced the CAPS LOCK with some new, more useful key? Say an interrobang? Or please unsend that email? Or how about an egosurfing button to monitor my minute-by-minute popularity? No. It launches a search engine, most likely Google. No doubt we will have similar initiatives from Microsoft, Apple and Yahoo in the next few years. Heck, I also predict Facebook and Twitter will find a way to get one key access to their sites, that doesn’t involve programming macros, in about the same amount of time.

And really, what is the grievance against the CAPS Lock? That your grandma can’t seem to unclick it? That some snotty, nitpicking jerk on YouTube over uses it? That the accidental hitting of the caps lock key as you type, cause a whole sentence (GASP) to be in CAPS? Well ignore the first one, she’s 80 and doesn’t know any better. And she did make you cookies when you were a kid. Ignore the second one too. Really, they are clueless and have no life. You will not change them. In the third case, imagine how helpful it will be to have a browser window complete with search engine popping up every few minutes instead of the all caps sentence. How useful!

I also do not think, as others do, that this will be the end of CAPS LOCK key. Instead this is a marketing stunt, it is destined to go the way of New Coke and the McDonald’s "I’d Hit It" campaign. Fade away into nothingness. Or at least make the sticky keys option way more popular.

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[  Currently: Listening to CBC Radio ]
I am trying something a little different here. Instead of reviewing one book, I want to look at a picture book series that is, quite frankly, one of the best ever produced.

Mo Willems is one of the best picture book authors/illustrators out on the market. He use to be an animator for Seasame Street, and he brings this experience to the Knuffle Bunny series, mixing photographic backgrounds with his illustrations to tell the story of Trixie and her favourite stuffed animal. (Trixie in this story is losely based on Mo Willems own daughter.)

If you have never seen the series, go get it and read it. Kids or now kids. You won’t be disappointed.

Knuffle Bunny

The story is straightforward. Trixie is a toddler who accompanies her daddy to the laundromat to do the laundry. She "helps" daddy in they way that only toddlers can. On the way home, Trixie realizes she is missing her Knuffle Bunny. She tries to tell her daddy this news, but lacks the language skills to do so. This leads to tears, tantrums and yelling, until Trixie’s mommy figures out what is going on.

Can they find Knuffle Bunny in time?

Knuffle Bunny Too

Knuffle Bunny Too takes up a few years after the first book. Trixie is going to pre-kindergarten and is talking up a storm. She brings her one of a kind Knuffle Bunny to show and tell. Only to find out that another girl in her class has the same bunny.

Through a series of events, Trixie takes home the wrong bunny, which she realizes in the middle of the night. Can Trixie’s parents get her bunny back so everyone can get some sleep.

Knuffle Bunny Free

Knuffle Bunny Free finds Trixie and her parents going to the Netherlands (what Willams calls Holland, maybe they are going to the province of Holland) to visit Trixie’s grandparents, Oma and Opa.

At some point during the trip, Trixie misplaces her Knuffle Bunny. This distresses her greatly, and her family tries to help her get over it by telling her how big she is getting and how proud of her they are. Her grandparents even try to distract her with a new rabbit that dances and speaks Dutch.

Nothing helps until Trixie has a dream that Knuffle Bunny is travelling around the world, bringing comfort to many other children. She then comes to accept that Knuffle Bunny is gone. That is until she makes an amazing discovery on the plane going home.

But then the story takes an unexpected turn as Trixie makes a decision that will change her life.

Eric Walters is a former Canadian teacher who has become a bit of a publishing star. He started writing books to motivate his students to care more about their creative work. In 2006, he published We All Fall Down, a look at what happened inside the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001.

As the sequel, the action picks up the morning of September 12, 2001. Will and his father know that they are lucky to be alive after the collapse of twin towers. Will’s friend James has still not heard from his father, a fireman last seen going up the stairs of tower two to rescue those still trapped above.

The story mostly follows Will as he tries to help James deal with his father being missing, and, increasingly, and, increasingly, assumed dead. Through a variety of events, Will and James end up at ground zero where they both come face to face with the enormity of what has happened.

Walters has done a good job looking at what happens in the aftermath of a large, catastrophic event. He leads the reader through the impact of the terrorist attacks on individual people, neighbourhoods and the city as a whole. He seamlessly weaves real people into his narrative, giving us glimpses of Bush and Guilliani. He also has Will react in a natural way to the trauma he’s been through.

If there is one fault in this book, it is that Walters spends a lot of time on the emotions of the characters, which may alienate fans of the first book who were looking for a similar action based narrative.

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[  Currently: Watching My son play with blocks ]
The original publishing Canadian wunderkind, Douglas Coupland burst onto the publishing scene with his first book, Generation X. He then produced Microserfs. He has made popularized to the point of cliche words like McJobs and Generation X. I am a fan since I first read Generation X back in the early 1990s, and have recently been making a point of reading his back catalogue. So it is with this backgstory that I turned to the book Life After God

A series of vignettes or short stories, rather than a stand alone novel, Life After God is most definitely not one of Douglas Coupland’s greatest works. It is too disjointed, and that is saying something given that Coupland seems to specialize in the disjointed narrative.

Strangely enough, it is the most disjointed part of the book that is the strongest. There Coupland gives us an end of the world, nuclear apocalypse as seen through the eyes of those who are killed by it. Each part of this section of the book describes in painful detail the melting, burning and crushing of the narrators. It is alternatively fascinating and horrifying. The one thing that was missing was emotional investment in the characters. If I had cared about these people more, their end would have had more of an impact.

And therein lies the problem with this book. The reader spends so little time with the narrators of each section that we don’t get to care about them. These characters are interesting, but we don’t spend enough time with them. I know that this was a series of novellas and short stories that Coupland put together on the advice of a publisher, but I would have liked a whole book staring some of these characters. The recently divorced father who is travelling with his child to visit a relative deserves a whole book, and maybe now that Copland is older he might be able to write it. The depressed, off-kilter, possible suicidal narrator at the end of the book (and the group of friends he skinny dipped with) also needs a chance to shine in a longer work.

This was not one of his better works and should probably only be read by completists like me or scholars and academics studying his work.

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[ Currently: Getting ready to go get groceries. ]

Stephanie Edgely is eleven years old when her beloved Uncle Gordon, a famous (and wealthy) horror novelist dies. He leaves her his mansion and fortune (not to mention the rights to his books – caching!) Unbeknownst to her, he has also left her something that someone thinks is worth killing over. Because, according to his dear friend, Skulduggery Pleasant, Uncle Gordon was murdered.

Skulduggery, easily one of the best names in children’s literature, is a living skeleton He was killed many years ago, but brought himself back to life through his righteous rage. Skulduggery, conveniently a private investigator, helps Stephanie navigate through this new world of magic, monsters and intrigue as they try to figure out what object the bad guys are after.

Author Derek Landy has created a rollicking good read full of puns, slapstick humour and breakneck action. He has also populated this world with well drawn characters. Skulduggery, the title character and real star of this novel is what Harry Dresden would have behaved like if he had been played by Nathan Fillion. Stephanie is also an asset, a strikingly drawn, strong female that drives much of the action rather than being a simple sidekick.

This will end up in an upcoming After Harry.

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Guy Gavriel Kay is one of the best fantasy authors Canada has . He has won the World Fantasy Award and has twice won the Aurora Award. His works have been translated into dozens of langauges and he has legions of fans. Yet he would not call himself a fantasy author. He instead is one of those (like Margaret Atwood – interesting enough, also Canadian) that doesn’t like to have their work classified.

His latest novel, Under Heaven (which I mentioned in the 2010 Book Podcast – plug), is a rich story that Kay has built after years of reading about Tang Dynasty China. It tells the story of Shen Tai, the second son of a late, great general who decides he is going to spend the two and a half year morning period burying the bones of the dead from his father’s greatest battle. Unable, and unwilling, to distinguish between the bones of the Taguran enemy and those of his own people, the Kitan, Shen Tai buries them all during the day. The night belongs to the ghosts of those yet unburied.

This act of mourning and respect brings Shen Tai to the attention of both nations, so much so that the Kitan princess who was given in marriage to the Taguran emperor to seal the peace treaty gives him the gift of 250 Sardian horses. Ten of these horses would make you a very wealthy man. Two hundred and fifty make you a threat to anyone in power.

On the heels of this gift comes another shock. Someone has sent an assassin to kill him. Is it because of the horses, or is something else going on? Shen Tai must figure out who is trying to kill him and why while he figures out what to do with the horses.

Now, dear reader, don’t panic that this sounds too much like a Tom Cruise or Bruce Willis action vehicle. <melodramatic voiceover>Can Shen Tai make to the Emperor before he too joins the dead? </melodramatic voiceover>. As mentioned before, Kay is already one of Canada’s most respected fantasy authors. In his hands this becomes an engrossing read that you want to savour. Kay’s storytelling and character creation are second to none, further proving why he is so beloved. Based on actual events that occurred during the Tang Dynasty in China, Kay has added just enough fantastical elements as well as tweaking the world building so that he creates a world that is like ours, but not ours.

This is so worth getting. Do yourself a favour and enjoy.

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[  Currently: Listening to CBC Radio ]
My reading is not just genre. I also spend time reading books for young adults that might tempt one of them into reading. Below is a good example of one of those books.

Patti’s Korean parents want what’s best for her. In their minds, this means getting into one of the best universities in the US or HARVARDYALEPRINCETON as they tend to call them. To this end, they have pushed her to get outstanding marks, join a church youth group, learn to play the cello and get first chair of the state youth orchestra in order to beef up her application.

Patti wants to do well to, but her definition has started to change. Her grades are important, but so is the new cute guy who has joined her homeroom. Music is also important to her, maybe even more important than HARVARDYALEPRINCETION. Patti begins to rebel against her parents, searching for an identity that is her own.

This is an amazing book by Paula Yoo about growing up Korean-American in North America. Patti is a believable heroine who rebels in the only way she knows how, through her love of music. It is also realistic in its representation of the relationships between both Patti and her peers, as well as her parents. Worth picking up.

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[ Currently: Editing the Podcast ]
I love my friends. They are some of the nicest people I know. But some of them posses NO critical literacy skills. These are the well, meaning, earnest people that forward every email without applying any kind of filter. Case in point

Now when I received this, the bias of this piece hit me on the head with a 2 x 4. It was more than a little obvious.

What I also found fascinating about this email is the lack of reference to any CBC show. As a long-time, regular CBC listener, I can tell you that CBC does conduct polls all the time. When they want the answers to count, they hire a poling firm and then they site that polling firm repeatedly when they discuss results. Notice a lack of that in this "report".

Both those things have me starting to question the validity of this email.

Given that I have critical literacy skills, I went and did some searching on the CBC website. I found a poll. It is a web poll. You can find it here.

And right under the poll it says "This poll is not scientific, it is based on readers’ votes." So CBC knows that the poll does not necessarily reflect the views of all Canadians. They recognize that webpolls can be hijacked by special interest groups who get their members to flock to the website to influence the results. Or by people who write scripts to robo-vote.

And it gets even better. This is a variation on an email about a NBC poll that has been circulating for YEARS! Canadians can not even make up their own damn chain letters!

The person who created the email referenced above didn’t mention any of this at all. Most likely because it didn’t fit with their very blatant (and I suspect right-wing, anti-immigrant) Christian agenda. As a Christian and thinking person, I find that particularly offensive. Believe what you want, you can even tell me what you believe, but don’t you dare twist the facts (or ignore others) to make your argument work. That path is the way to some of the darkest places in human history.

So why is it that so many people on the web lack the critical thinking skills to winnow through this kind of thing? It is not an intelligence issue. I have seen some smart people forward emails like this. It’s not politics, because people on both sides of the spectrum do it. It’s not socioeconomic, again, all walks of life, all incomes forward this kind of stuff. It’s not age, because I know some younger people who forward this stuff all the time.

Now I will admit, when I first hit the net, I fell for a few of these, earnestly forwarding virus warnings to my entire address book. And then I learned the evil of Spam and Chain Mail and started to apply critical literacy skills to the Internet too.

And there is the crux of this. It seems that a significant proportion of people lack the basic critical literacy skills to be on the Internet. I try in my very small way to educate them. I play Hoax Busters and find the origin of the story and then forward it back. (Thank you Snopes.com.) If there is a grain of truth, I find it and put back the attribution. And some of the people mentioned above have stopped. Others now forward me the emails first to have me do the fact checking. Most are still doing it.

And I will keep doing it, because I like these people and I want to help them. But there are times I feel like I am trying to hold back a tidal wave. A tidal wave made up of people who should know better.