Canadian Election – Bored now

[ Silly Mood: Silly ]
[ Currently: Enjoying Naptime ]
So we Canadians are also in the middle of our Federal Election. Unlike the American one, it takes about five weeks. I know, so short!

Yet I am already bored.

I just want this to be over. I am so tired of elections. We have had three in five years.

Maybe part of the problem is that the Tories are going to win. We know that. The only question this election is settling is will majority or minority. (I personally hope for the second as the first would be scary.)

Tory leader (and our current PM) Stephen Harper is a smart George Bush. He’s policies are right wing for Canadians. I know to Americans, he looks like a hardcore democrat, but he is pretty hardcore up here. Take for example his proposal to try fourteen year-olds as adults if they commit serious crimes. I teach fourteen year-olds. Trust me. They are children. And they make stupid mistakes. Should they be in jail for twenty years if they make a mistake at fourteen? No.

And don’t toss the deterant argument at me. If you’ve been around fourteen year-olds, you know they don’t think to the end of the week. Trying to argue that a deterant would prevent a fourteen year-old from committing a crime is ridiculous.

So why are am I bored, you ask? Given my politics, you think I would be out on the streets. Well the left in Canada is split three ways right now. (Four ways in Quebec). The Liberals, the NDP and the Greens. Where does my vote go?

In my riding, David McGuinty will win. He is a Liberal, our current MP and a good MP. And I like the Liberal Green plan. But I also like the Greens. And the NDP might actually win enough seats to be the official opposition.

The key is, we have to stop the Tory majority. This has lead to vote splitting schemes on Facebook and strategic voting. I am still trying to figure out how to vote. And given my boredom, it is not easy.

And I am still trying to figure out how to vote for Obama.

The Invention of Hugo Cabret – A Quick Review

[ Angelic Mood: Angelic ]
The Caldecott medal is given every year …

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to the artist of the most distinguished American picture book for children.

This year, the award was given to Brian Selznick for his incredible The Invention of Hugo Cabret. At 500 plus pages, this is not a traditional picture book. It tells the story of a young orphan boy who maintains the clocks in the Paris Train station and his discovery of an automaton left behind by his father.

This is not your father’s picture book. Nor is it yours. The story is told both through text and through pictures. There are pages and pages of pictures without words and then several pages of novel style text. It is far more of a silent film in style, which is cool cause the story references the silent film era.

I would encourage all of you to pick this book up. It is revolutionary and breathtaking. I loved it.

Where’s My Jetpack? – A Quick Review

[ Happy Mood: Happy ]
[ Currently: Breastfeeding my son – Situation Normal ]
Daniel H. Wilson looks at the technologies offered to us by Sci-Fi and wonders why some of them have yet to appear. In the case of others, he examines how we already have those technologies, but that they are different from those portrayed on Star Trek.

This book is funny. I mean laugh out loud funny. May even buy a copy funny. Each entry is about three pages long, so it is a perfect bathroom book. Go get it and make your calls of nature more enjoyable.

The Watchmen – A Quick Review and Thoughts

[ Happy Mood: Happy ]
[ Currently: Listinening to My Cat Snore ]
So I had never read the Watchmen until I borrowed a copy from the library.

Yes, I know, leave my geek card at the door on the way out.

The impact of this collection is different on me today then it would have been had I picked it up back in the day. Much of Moore’s innovations have been picked up by comics and the rest of mainstream media. Would we have a Heroes if the Watchmen had never been published? Probably not.

What I mean by this statement is that what was innovative and shocking when this first came out had so permeated our culture that it seems almost normal now. This might explain the reaction of some who see the trailer but have never read the comic.

So while I enjoyed the book and am glad I have read it, I did not find it as shocking or breathtaking as those who may have read it in 1986-87.

Best of Taboo?

Editor Steve Bissette‘s seminal late-20th century anthology Taboo, perhaps the finest horror anthology of all time and a model for my own horror anthology Weird Business, offered over 100 pages of visceral, no-holds-barred horror from the finest cutting edging creators of the late eighties and early nineties. Initially self-published under Bissette’s Spiderbaby Grafix imprint (and later continued by Kitchen Sink), each Taboo volume presented contributions from the likes of Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Eddie Campbell, Chester Brown, Charles Burns, John Totleben, Tom Veitch, Bernie Mireault, Michael Zulli, Richard Sala, Paul Chadwick, Moebius, Phil Hester, Dave Sim, D’Israeli, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Spain Rodriguez, S. Clay Wilson, Charles Vess, Jeff Jones, Matt Howarth, Mark Bode, Scott McCloud, Paul Grist, Joe Coleman, Jim Woodring, Tim Truman, and Bissette. Running for nine amazing books (1988-1995), Taboo contained some of these creators’ finest works.

Some 13 years later and horror comics are once again all the rage, isn’t it high time for someone to produce a 200 page best of compilation? Even without From Hell, which started in those pages, the books offer enough incredible talent that it’s sure to be a much sought after item.

Best of Taboo? was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Baseball or Bon Jovi?

[ Neutral Mood: Neutral ]
[ Currently: Staying up past my bedtime — Nyah-nyah! ]
Which do I hate more? The current promo spot on TBS for their baseball coverage features a song by Jon Bon Jovi which, while slightly less annoying than Dane Cook, is making me want to KILL. Baseball bores me enough without the added value of this insipid ditty that somehow inspires me to rage. The fusion of the two emotions brings on a vertiginous nausea that gives me a better understanding of what makes people bring guns into the workplace. Or watch reality TV… Hey, there’s the MUTE button! Problem solved.

Having said that, I’ll admit that part of my crankiness might be because my ass has fallen asleep and I know the only way to restore circulation is to stand up. I don’t want to stand up. I refuse to be bullied by my buttocks. It’s my sittin’ muscle, and I’ll flay it into shape, by gum!

Whew. Who pulled my string?

In conclusion,

Have a nice day.

Canadian Tire Complaint Letter

[ Confused Mood: Confused ]
[ Listening to Husband Unit Put My Son to Bed Currently: Listening to Husband Unit Put My Son to Bed ]
In my constant attempt to get decent service out of retailers, I present to you my letter of complaint to Canadian Tire.

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Yesterday, I went to Canadian Tire at Coventry Road here in Ottawa. While there, I wanted to get two lengths of chain. I looked around for someone to help me cut the chain. I looked for awhile, to no avail. No biggie, I thought, I can cut it myself.

It took me a few minutes to figure it out, but I succesfully cut two one meter lengths of chain. I then headed to the cash. I decided to try the self check-out.

When I was ready to scan the chains, I had to call for help. The attendent informed me that she needed a code in order to ring the order through. She then called for someone from hardware to come and price the chain.

Five minutes later, she had to use a phone to call for someone to come price the price as no one answered her radio call. Five minutes after that someone came to the cash to help out.

When the situation was explained to this person, their reaction was "we sell those by the foot". I was so taken aback by this that I didn’t respond.

Another five minutes went by until we got the answer. And even then, it was not satisfactory. The person came back with my chain, laid both pieces on the ground and measured them with her arms. I was charged based on that precise method.

I chose to say nothing about this at the time due to the fact that I had a fussy five month-old who needed to go home for lunch.

I have several concerns about what transpired.

First, the difficulty in finding help. This is not an isolated event. Getting someone to help borders on ridiculous in your stores. My husband and I have experienced it so much that we joke about it. It appears that even your workers have difficulty finding help.

Second, given the first problem, it is ridiculous to expect a customer to find someone to cut chain or rope. You should make this a self serve, like the bulk aisle in the grocery store. Customers could then cut and label their own, based on the code on the bucket. You wouldn’t even have to worry about measuring. If you programmed the weight of the chain into your computer, then that computer could calculate the length using the weight the scale in the self-check out registered. In other words, one link weighs one gram and is one cm long, than one hundred links would weigh one hundred grams and be one hundred cm long.

Finally, why are you selling chain in lengths based on a foot? Canada went metric thirty years ago. You should be selling it in meters. You trade on your "Canadian" identity in your advertising, admonishing consumers like me to be patriotic. Why are you then using imperial? Does Industry Canada know about this? It is my understanding that Canadian Law says that wieghts and measures are to be in metric. This is not supposed to be optional.

Not that measurement was very important given that that your employee estimated based on the width of her armspan, a system that imperial itself was based on. Which is why metric was invented, to standardize measurement and avoid confusinon. She could have simply converted my two meters to two yards and a bit, given how exacting she wasn’t being.

Really, quite a disappointing experience that is making me rethink shopping at your store, especially when I can easily get most things you offer from another Canadian retailer.

Now you know why we call it Crappy Tire,

Ghosts of Avatars Past

[ Angry Mood: Angry ]
[ Currently: Annoyed with malignant troll people ]
I have been watching the laaaaaate-night reruns of Lucy, Daughter of the Devil on Cartoon Network [as]. This show slays me. So I had to change my teeny-tiny pic as a sign of my adoration:

But I’ve liked all my avatar choices, so I wanted to make a little rogue’s gallery…

There. That was a nice diversion.