According to JimHillMedia.com, Pixar is mulling over the prospect of filming the first John Carter of Mars movie, projected as a trilogy, as a live action feature. This would be the first non-animated anything from the award-winning studio. My question is why?

No one makes animated movies like Pixar. Even their lesser films such as Bug’s Life and Cars offer more humanity and better crafted stories than the vast majority of live action movies currently in the cineplex. As demonstrated in The Incredibles, portraying people involved in science fictional concepts is certainly no problem. So why even consider the change?

From JimHill:

That leaves a huge live action hole in the studio schedule starting in 2011.

So who would play a live action John Carter? When the idea of the movie was kicked around in the 80’s and early 90s, Kevin Costner’s name was batted around. While he was an excellent choice back then, at 53 he’s probably a bit long in the tooth now. (Course with the 65 year old Harrison Ford reprising his role as Indiana Jones and the 61 year old Stallone playing both Rocky and Rambo once again, I guess anything is possible.)

Ideally, John Carter should be a Southerner in his early 30s in excellent shape. It better not be Will Smith. While Smith is proving to be a better actor than I thought, John Carter is a SOLDIER FOR THE SOUTH during the CIVIL WAR. Not many black men doing that.

Both Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, depending on their abilities to use Southern accents, might be good. As might Mark Walberg. The film will be heavy on action.

Of course as we all know, the truly important role is Dejah Thoris, the Princess of Mars.

Apparently back in the 1970s, another live action version was attempted and even got to the design sketch stage. Sadly, it was never filmed.

Live action John Carter? was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

[  Mood: Sleepy ]
[ Currently: Drinking water in preparation for the ultrasound. ]
So I finished the next part of the great Harry Potter re-read. And wow, this book is as good as I remember.

What struck me the most is that you can really see the turn to the darker themes in this book, with the Dementors, Sirius and the whole Buckbeak subplot showing how incompetent the Ministry really is.

Plus this proved to be a nice break from very intense fantasy I am in the middle of right now.

[  Mood: Happy ]
[  Currently: Listening to CBC Radio ]
Without getting into too many details, my blood pressure has now gotten into the danger zone and can’t be controlled when I am at work. (Sounds like my dad!) So my doctor has yanked me off work.

I am not quite on bedrest, but I am to take it easy.

Not quite how I planned it, but no battleplan survives first contact with the enemy. So once the report cards are done, more time for TV shows on DVD, writing and books. Oh yeah, and light housework.

If you have any woman who has reproduced a child, give them a big kiss. It ain’t as easy at it looks.

[  Mood: Sick ]
[  Currently: Watching Daily Show ]
So remember when China got the olympics?

Concerns were raised about their human rights abuses. "Don’t worry!" the pundits said. "China will behave because the eyes of the world will be on them and they don’t want to lose face."

So how do we explain this?

What is clear to me that giving China the Olympics is akin to giving a spolied child a sucker to stop them crying in the store. You are just reinforcing bad behaviour.

This whole thing has just confirmed to me why I won’t be watching the Olympics later on this year. And maybe now I will find the time to send notes to major Olympic sponsors to tell them that I am most likely not going to buy their products given their association with a such a regime.

Going to wash a bad taste out of my mouth.

[  Mood: Silly ]
[  Currently: Listening to CBC Radio ]
So today is March 14, or 3.14, Pi Day. As a math teacher who is teaching the measurement of circles right now, this day is very important. So hopefully at 1:59 today you will stop and calculate the circumference or area of a circle.

Why not send a Pi Day Card?

[  Mood: Hypnotized ]
[  Currently: Eating Breakfast ]
So I was doing some surfing as I finished up my tea, and I came across this article/photo gallery entitled "Harry Potter and the Muggles of Doom".

Mixed in with the usual literary criticisms and dumping on fantasy literature, is this quote from Rev. Msgr. Robert E. Maher, Vicar general of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Brownsville, Texas:

So not only am I a sexual deviant (see Blog post on the results of being spanked as a child), but now I am in danger of consorting with the powers of Satan.

Thank goodness people like Rev. Msgr. Robert E. Maher exist to save me and my immortal soul.

[  Mood: Happy ]
[  Currently: Listening to CBC Radio ]
I teach in a very culturally diverse school. About a third of my students are Muslim. (Used to be half) So I am always looking for youth fiction that is interesting and relevant to a broad spectrum of my students. Hence, when I saw one of my students reading this book, I picked it up.

This novel tells the story of Amal, a sixteen-year old Australian Muslim of Palestinian descent. Her father is a doctor, her mother a dentist. They are affluent enough that she can go to a private school.

She is a typical sixteen-year old girl. She watches Sex in the City and Friends. She reads Cosmo. She has crushes on boys. And she sees herself as a devout Muslim. So devout, that one day she decides to put on the hijab.

This decision causes her life to change. Not in what she does, but how she is perceived by her friends, family and classmates. As a reader, you get a very good look into what it is like to be a woman wearing a hijab in a post 911 world.

Woven into the story are threads of Amal’s two other Muslim friends, one who comes from a more secular family and one who comes from a more traditional family. Add to that her completely westernized Aunt and Uncle, the devoutly Catholic next door neighbour, a Jewish friend at school, the weight problems of another friend, and the racism experienced by an Asian friend and you have a complete book.

And it all works. It is not an afterschool special. The characters in this book are real and so interesting. This is easily one of the best young adult books I have read in a long time. I am recommending my school buy a small group novel study of it.

Go get this.

[  Mood: Distorted ]
[  Currently: Eating Breakfast ]
Yesterday, I blogged about Wiarton Willy being a big fat fraud. Which I still think he is.

But then as I got up from the computer, I thought, if you are a conspiracy theorist, you might think that this storm was sent north by the Punxsutawney forces who are looking to discredit the Canadian groundhogs. Punxsutawney Phil, unlike his Canadian counterparts, predicted a longer winter. Either way, groundhog weather prediction has been thoroughly discredited by this week’s precipitation.

This inspired me to sit back down and write down my thoughts about Wiarton Willy, fraud and conspiracies and send them to my local CBC radio station. They read the letter on the air, stating that I deserved an award for being so witty that early in the morning.

I think I deserve my own show.

Back in November I bragged on Wal-mart for carrying Everex’s TC2502 gPC, the first mass-market under $200 desktop computer. The low-cost PC featured gOS, a custom distribution of Ubuntu Linux. At the time, reports circulated that the new computer had completely sold out at the 630 Wal-Marts that offered the product.

Now this from Wal-Mart:

But later in the same article:

So is Bill Gates a Wal-Mart shareholder or what?

The only good news gleamed from this article is that Walmart.com carries the newer version of the low-price PC. Though currently Walmart.com claims this computer is NOT FOR SALE ONLINE!

It is safe to hate Wal-Mart again was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

[  Mood: Confused ]
[  Currently: Eating Breakfast ]
Wiarton Willy is one of the Canadian groundhogs that predicts the coming of Spring every February 2. That’s right, one of. We are such a socialist country that we have three of them.

Anyways, this year, the rodent predicted an early spring. So did his comrades.

As I look out my window at the 56 cm (official final total) of snow that fell this weekend, on top of the 28 cm from Wednesday – bringing us to 410.7 cm in total this year – I have come to the conclusion that Wiarton Willy is a fraud.

I think it’s time this rodent becomes roadkill.