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Subspace Archives
Welcome to Subspace!
July 23, 2001: The Beginning. (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Dominating Sci-Fi
Thing is, in some circles, Sub-Space is the hypnotic trace state that some submissives can get in that puts them at a higher degree of sensuality. (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Taking Requests All Night Long
"It's Frohike's kid / Langly's kung foo is the best / But I love Byers" (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Ready With a Gandalf-Slap
As I was filled with a vile putrid disgust (of course, that may be because my cubicle-mate is a big N'Sync fan), I decided not to answer it directly, but open it up to a well of estranged ex-Z*****y (not gonna say the Z-word) fire. (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: This Time with Sarcasm!
Can a woman save the world in an A cup? (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: One Fine Man
"I just wanted to say the Trevor was one fine man on the TV series." (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: Breasts, Brains, and Frisbees
"Regarding the breast-size v. world-saving ability, let me add my two cents (adjusted for inflation)..." (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Puddin' and Monkey Butts
"Joe... good lord man, have you renounced your claim to fandom?" (Hosted by Peggy Hailey.) Subspace: Leave Marky Mark Out of It!
"Bum mad, BUM SMASH ALL!" (Hosted by Rick Klaw.) Subspace: Monkey Blood for You
"Is anyone else really unhappy about rumors that Patrick Stewart will be playing Spider Jerusalem in the (hopefully upcoming) Transmetropolitan movie?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Now With More Pulp
"If he really wanted to make it more 'pulp', I recommend having a scene where Samuel L Jackson shows up at Jar Jar's apartment, comments on the 'tasty burger' that Jar Jar was eating, quotes Ezekiel 25:17, and then blasts him into a million pieces." (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: Too Many Ferrets
"Oooh, I won Six Degrees! Things are looking up. 705.23A264Zxl.b Or are they...?" (Hosted by Peggy Hailey.) Subspace: Full Frontal Feedback
"Anita should either pick both or pick neither, cuz it seems like she'll just NEVER be happy." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Some Kind of Twisted Sci-Fi Freaks
"I'm still tempted to leave a Rodent of Unusual Size wrapped in a flaming Holocaust Cloak on Chris Carter's porch...." (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Punches and Swag
"I'm supposed to be looking for a job.† Not reading enormously addictive Sci-Fi humor, trivia and news.† Damn you.† Viva la Revolution!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Bad Kenn Hunting
"Steph is green, being seen
Now we're feeling blue.
Yappapah Yappapah
Where the filk are you?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Shutting Your Filking Face
"Lucasfilm, Ltd. Supplemental Employment Application Questionnaire..." (Hosted by Rick Klaw.) Subspace: We Value Your Opinion
"I got all excited-like when I first saw the article on the WB picking up Oz. My libido--er, brain--went 'yesssssssss' (a la Darth Sidious)." (Hosted by Peggy Hailey.) Subspace: We Bomb Now
"Amerikanski humor. Most funny. We bomb now." (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Cooler than Airbus
"We DID see him shirtless, in Stand By Me. (Ooooogh, I'm trying not to remember, and you brought all of that back. grrrr!!)" (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: It Ain't Nuthin' But a Chicken Wing!
"Darlin', if we can't put a smile on your face, then our day just ain't complete." (Hosted by Rick Klaw.) Subspace: Jay and Silent Bob Get Struck Back
"Jay and Silent Bob Can Kiss My Ass!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe and Jason Myers.) Subspace: Pop Rocks All the Way
"YYEAAARRGHH!! OOHOHHH AWWW IT'S RIPPING UP MY INSIDES!!!!!" (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Ridiculous and SPICY
"I predicted this! Nail in the coffin, nail in the coffin!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Extra-Crispy
"I'll probably be flamed to a crisp for saying this, but I found Michael Moorcock's review of Landor's Tower to be almost indecipherable." (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: Not Spiky-Haired, After All
"This article was a very enjoyable read... and i don't think you could possibly be a spiky-haired jerk-ass!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace : Enterprise = Good, Shane and Kevin = Idiots
"I was immediately hooked by the new series, Enterprise, by its opening theme and by the in-your-face performance." (Hosted by Rick Klaw.) Subspace: Ignorant, Pretentious, and Nekkid
"To say that Spongebob is normal and Zim is for 'us abnormal types' is both an ignorant and a pretentious thing to say." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Lightly Refreshing
"I will never forgive you all for the shirtless wizzly picture now floating in my head." (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: Not As Think As You Drunk
"Fans can and should do one thing - turn off the show and not watch." (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Now Curvier
"C'mon, you're watching a great sci-fi show, you're a 10 year old geek--who ya gonna go for, the bald guy who's old enough to be your granddad, or the one youngster on the show?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Ruining Everything
"There're only so many times I can say 'You are my god, I worship at your feet, please let me destroy your enemies' before even *I* know I'm being repetitious." (Hosted by Peggy Hailey.) Subspace: With Skittles. And Gabby Hayes.
"Xena and Gabby Hayes?! Man, that's more gross than the spirit of PT-73!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Obey the Okra!
"Doesn't it bother anyone else that the 'send' button is labeled 'Submit'?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Saving Skiffy From Its Fate
"Oh, such tacos shall I give you!" *giggles* (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: Playing Our Parts
"So many years a loyal fan... and then they give us THAT!? Ick! It was sooooooo boring. Not goodness at all." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: We're Edgy!
"I like this site. Sometimes it's actually quite amusing." (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Giving Buffy a Break
"At least we know that they could sleep together without any curses being messed with." (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: Phooey On Your Troubles
"The rilly sad bit is, you KNOW we'll all see it opening night ANYWAY." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: What a Crazy Dream
"Nine-thirty on Monday nights? What kind of Scooby Snack are they smoking?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: We're Stupid Bastards
"Will they realize that there are countless older fans with paychecks and nothing better to spend their money on than scads of Invader Zim-covered goodies, so much so that these constant disruptions and threats on the show risk a great deal of moolah?" (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: OOH! It's on!
"What? A guy who survives both Death Star runs doesn't rate mass production?" (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Above and Beyond
"just what is a harlan ellison anyway? (will i burn?)" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Puddin', Bodily Functions & Other Things That Go Quack In The Night!
"Episode 1 sucked
Oh boy, did it ever bite
I'll still see E 2.
P.S.
*dammit*" (Hosted by Rick Klaw.) Subspace: Clearly Not a Dude
"The dude with the duck
Is most clearly not a dude.
Girls read sci-fi too!" (Hosted by Peggy Hailey.) Subspace: We Have Faith of the Heart
"He actually seems to be a well-adjusted, self-deprecating, intelligent geek." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Oh, the Humanity!
"DID YOU SEE THE SPIDER-MAN TRAILER?! HOLY SITH!!!" (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: You Could Be Watching LOTR Right Now
"90 of us piled into cars and drive half an hour to the theatre, whcih was ALL OURS. And it WAS deluxe." (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Geek-a-licious!
"If you think that your trademark wit, butt-gusting humor, and toe-tapping, finger-snapping, 'geek-a-licious' banjo playing will just let you waltz right into Santa's inner sanctum--you're right!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: A Cheese Grater For Your Sci-Fi
"Ah, it's powerful! Ah, it's golden! Ah, it shines! Ah, it's precious! Ah, it's mine! Aw, it's plastic!" (Hosted by Shane Ivey.) Subspace: Having a Couple of Beers On You
"Does anyone else want Legolas to sigh, "ooh. sexy lingerie"? ::sighs::" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Ellison Responds!
"I come to praise Harris, not to eviscerate him! He seems to be one of the
few people I've never met (as best I can recall) who understands that I don't
take myself all that seriously." (Hosted by Edgar Harris.) Subspace: Stinking of Clean
"Buy an Invader Zim air freshener! ('Ah, the stink of clean!') Write letters to networks telling them how wonderful and cutting edge and ahead-of-the-times they are for giving us shows like these (there's nothing wrong with a little well done flattery)!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Spinning in Tolkien's Grave
"Is this some sort of sick joke?" The LOTR Novelization Special! (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: The ZIMWatch
"WHY!... WHY?!... WHY?!! THIS CANT BE TRUE PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE TRUE!" The Invader ZIM Special Edition. (Hosted by Paul T. Riddell.) Subspace: Clutching Krycek's Prosthesis
"HOLY $#1T!!! That was one of the best movies I have ever seen. It's like a two and a half hour trip (And I mean the illegal kind)!" (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: Insidious Like a Glove
"You've got the idiots running, and the rest of us are waiting for the next chapter." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Orson Scott Card Ate Our E-Mail
"Orson Scott Card Ate My Puddin' Pack Was very tempting (considering it is... INGENIUS!), but for some reason my relatively 'normal punkish' friends just plain despised it." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: CAN SOMEONE HELP US?!
"Well, I thought Sisko's 'Hammock time!' in DS9 was bad enough - people remember MC Hammer in the 24th century, but they don't play baseball any more!?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Deserving More Money
"Translate 'Bat Out of Hell' into Klingon and I bet you'd have a smash hit on Q'onos. 'You liked Shakespeare - now thrill to Meat Loaf!'" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Fresh Out of Halcyon
"*squeal* GIR plushies!!!!!" (Hosted by Kevin Pezzano.) Subspace: Eat It Up, Yum
"As I write this I am watching Beat The Geeks on Comedy Central and I am able to answer all the questions. I am gonna go live in the Panic Room now." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Not John or Paul
"Of course, with George's influence it would have been renamed The Sauron Remains the Same..." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: We'll Cut You, Bish!
"James Marsters is a great big peroxide-blond bish. *Oh* yes." (Hosted by Peggy Hailey.) Subspace: Such a Naughty Bitch
"if you dont know any thing about the show and what it means then me and other people dont want to hear your problems!!!!!!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Passing Welkish Flem
"Don't [filk] with a Jedi Master, son." (Hosted by Kenn McCracken.) Subspace: ARGH!
ARGH! ARGH!! HULK SMASH!! ARGH!! (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 13, 2002.) Subspace: FRO?
"YOUR new fan, Daniel K. Harrison (the voice of Gokudo)" (Hosted by Kevin Pezzano.) Subspace: Still Not Dead or Cancelled
"Or, to put it another way, Chris Carter can bite us." (Hosted by Joe Crowe.) Subspace: Ruining Your Letters
"Now you know how I feel about Joss 'I'm the god! I'M THE GOD!' Whedon and his little Shiban- and- Spotnitz- esque cronies. Yeah, I've got season six issues." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 04, 2002.) Subspace: Reindeer Games
"As I write this, I can hardly see the screen through my tears." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 21, 2002.) Subspace: Pro-Yoda
"I expect Anakin will turn to the dark side after Amidala throws out his teddy bear ('That's the final straw! You suck!')." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 30, 2002.) Subspace: That Ending Sucked
"What a worthless wasted crock of ****." (Hosted by Kenn McCracken, May 23, 2002.) Subspace: We Hope You Would Enjoy It
"OH LORD! THERE'S A FREAKING MOSQUITO IN MY EYE... Heeeeyy... I wonder whats goin' on at RevSF!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 08, 2002.) Subspace: Freeing Your Inner Wonder Woman
"I was sad when Rodger pushed the rock on Piggy." (Hosted by Shane Ivey, June 11, 2002.) Subspace: Mmmm, Tauntaun Guts
"Bitch." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 15, 2002.) Subspace: The Website Is Listening
"I was wondering if any of you people noticed how Hawk Girl seems to be withoug clothing in the opening credits..." (Hosted by Shane Ivey, June 21, 2002.) Subspace: Amazing AND Artful
"Amazing, artful, intelligent film-making worth seeing again and again." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 27, 2002.) Subspace: Between the Sheets
"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do thatbetween the sheets." (Hosted by Kevin Pezzano, July 04, 2002.) Subspace: Good Night, Portugal!
"My squealing fangirl side has never been so stimulated before." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, July 11, 2002.) Subspace: ...Interesting
"Youji kicks mager ass and i think he is HOT!!! HELL YAH!" (Hosted by Shane Ivey, July 18, 2002.) Subspace: Nobody But Us Knuckle-Draggers
"I've only had this game for a few hours and Lex and Clark are already in bed together." (Hosted by Kevin Pezzano, July 26, 2002.) Subspace: Feeding the Need
"I'm proud to say I'm free of my videogame addiction and I'm reading books again." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 08, 2002.) Subspace: Beuuurrrkk!
"Part Two, which has shaken off all pretence of subtlety, sounds almost Swiftean in its satirical eloquence." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 22, 2002.) Subspace: Part of Your Happiness
"I got a new redshirt and I've been attacked at least 12 times since." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 29, 2002.) Subspace: Glomping Your Cosplay
"He gave me his autograph, shook my hand (he liked my velvet gloves. Teehee!) and he left." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 06, 2002.) Subspace: Not Art, Just Drawn That Way
"As I walked to work today, I thought the same thing. Farscape is art." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 14, 2002.) Subspace: Frellity, Frell, Frell
"Dweebs make good punching bags." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 19, 2002.) Subspace: Doors Open at 10
"Wouldnít you like to be a Pepper too?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 29, 2002.) Subspace: Take a Look At Me Now
"Before I am off to cry my eyes out, I love this site." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, October 03, 2002.) Subspace: Don't You Want It?
"Man, I love wackly little monkey-creatures." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, October 14, 2002.) Subspace: Good to Itself
"'It ain't a crime to be good to yourself.' That cracked me up for some reason. :)" (Hosted by Kevin Pezzano, October 17, 2002.) Subspace: Subba Needs Your Lovin'
"I think he is a great director, but I'm not sure that he's the right person to go about making a sequel to A Clockwork Orange." (Hosted by Joe Crowe and Friends, October 27, 2002.) Subspace: We Are Pain
"Where was the biting criticism? You selling Amway these days?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe in a Pinhead Costume, November 05, 2002.) Subspace: All Aboot the Canadians
"So we Canadians DON'T, DON'T, DON'T say 'aboot!' FILK YOU, AMERICA!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, November 23, 2002.) Subspace: Stuffed Full of RevolutionSF
"Just out of curiosityóis there anyone who's seen Harry Potter movies and *still* thinks that Severus Snape isn't the sexiest slime to ever teach potions?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, November 29, 2002.) Subspace: We Freakin' Love Your Hair
"Am I the only person who wants to see animation that is more sophisticated than Disney but less ridiculous than Asian porn?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, December 27, 2002.) Subspace: The Way It Should Be
"Did you notice that Gollum was really played by Don Knotts?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, January 06, 2003.) Subspace: It Makes You Giggle
"My what an interesting office the staff of Revolution must have. Assuming of course that they actually have an office." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, January 15, 2003.) Subspace: For the Love of Kirk
"New episodes of Farscape on January 10? Wow! That's...TWO DAYS AGO? NOOOOOOOOO!!!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, January 30, 2003.) Subspace: Not Indifrent
"all u know is the stuff you read from horror books, found on cult sites, and seen in 3rd class movies." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, February 15, 2003.) Subspace: Sexy Like Detox
"I've seen Kevin's aunt's breasts?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, March 09, 2003.) Subspace: Sorry, Scared, and Strangely Aroused
"I'm kind of sorry, because the Joss Whedon, at his best, can crank out some REALLY GOOD writing." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, March 29, 2003.) Subspace: We Know Your Feelings
"This makes me feel good again because it's plain YOU are MUCH lower a scumbag than I am." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, April 08, 2003.) Subspace: Not Makin' Centaurs
"New Zoo Review sock puppet suckage. Klingon rip-off suckitude. Warp factor suck." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 03, 2003.) Subspace: We Won't Tell
"This was not a dream. My girlfriend made fun of me." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 27, 2003.) Subspace: Will Diss For Food
"Yeah, It's a good comic, I'm a girl, and I also read other marvel comics. And you totally dissed it!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 17, 2003.) Subspace: We're INVINCIBLE!
"A comic turned movie, amazing special effects, an empty theater, sugar, and one really hot guy on a big screen. I have lived my life." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 27, 2003.) Subspace: Your Type of Geekdom
"Ignore character, personality, background, plot, and what you have left is.... EYE-CANDY..." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, July 13, 2003.) Subspace: Excerpted Nonsequitor
"Normal pudding doesn't kill people, not even Tasha Yar." (Hosted by Shane Ivey, July 26, 2003.) Subspace: Who Are You Calling Stupid?
"I'm sick and fired of you stupid f%#&@tards." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 09, 2003.) Subspace: Stopping the Humanoid
"Secondly let me get this straight, malcolm mcdowell will NOT be in Another Clockwork Orange AT ALL???!?!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 07, 2003.) Subspace: Blown Hopes
"I'd like to see Buffy take that thing on. Like she could handle a talking organ." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 25, 2003.) Subspace: We'll Learn You Real Good
"Remember kids, when in doubt check the humour section. Otherwise you just psyche yourself up for a non-existent Clockwork Orange sequel." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, October 24, 2003.) Subspace: Who Brought the Turkey?
"The Gundam called RX-78 / It spreaded the hate / And taught us all that we just have to accept fate." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, November 28, 2003.) Subspace: Just Not Right
"I think Buck Rogers is a pansy." (Hosted by Mark Finn, January 07, 2004.) Subspace: Bits and Pieces
"*runs for the hills* Aaaah! Wait a minute, you said RINO Romano is voicing
Batman. Not Ray." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, March 11, 2004.) Subspace: Hands Up
"Please not Lost in Space again. Someone make this insanity end!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe and Kevin Pezzano, February 15, 2004.) Subspace: WHOOOOOO!
"Salma Hayek = Dejah?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, March 20, 2004.) Subspace: Prurient AND Provocative
"I'm a young, straight male, and I'd still hit that. Two times." (Hosted by Amy H. Sturgis, May 04, 2004.) Subspace: The Fearing Creeps
"I demand that you stop being entertaining and go back to
being a moneyless group of whiney fanboys immediately." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, April 04, 2004.) Subspace: Beautifully Illustrated, Full-Curved
"What the hell (excuse the pun) was he speaking? Cthulhu-bonics?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, April 27, 2004.) Subspace: Dirty Sleepy Thoughts
"In the time it took you to read this, Bruce has just done you with his uber chin using his mind powers." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 31, 2004.) Subspace: Sarcastic, With Issues
"If you're a sarcastic fangirl with issues (such as myself) you can make a character like Yenta (name taken, sorry) whose powers are mental anguish and a healing aura. Oy, Veh!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, July 08, 2004.) Subspace: Low, Skanky, Hungry
"Just because I read comics, watch too many movies, and know way too much about computers does not make me a 'Geek God.' Oh, but the fact that I played D&D a few years back, that might. (Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 10, 2004.) Subspace: Coming Clean
"I feel that you owe my banner-clicking white ass more comedy." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 07, 2004.) Subspace: Animal Acts
"This iniquity must be redressed. Ooh, that's catchy! (Hosted by Kevin Pezzano, September 22, 2004.) Subspace: Working But Not Decent
"I could sense the deep-down secret fanboy hatred for these
yet-again new versions of the movies in the words the entire time." (Hosted by Mark Finn, October 12, 2004.) Subspace: Sock-Rocking
"AN ARMY OF WOOKIES! (Hosted by Kevin Pezzano, November 16, 2004.) Subspace: Way Too Stimulated
"I haven't cringed once yet. And do you know how easy it is to cringe when thinking about Star Trek?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe and Kevin Pezzano, December 13, 2004.) Subspace: Too Cool to Whine
"Most of the time the scifi channel is cheesy. It's mostly for those geeky cyber freaks that don't get out much. (Hosted by Joe Crowe, January 12, 2005.) Subspace: Thinking of the Children
"Anakin and Amidala being all sappy in the second movie
was pretty puke-worthy, but imagining Palpatine and Shmi . . .
UGH! (Hosted by Joe Crowe, February 08, 2005.) Subspace: Remember the Monkeys
"Planet of the apes suck it's the worst movie ever Jurassic Park 3 is better like how about you go have sex with a monkey assface Dinosaurs are #1" (Hosted by Joe Crowe and Kevin Pezzano, March 01, 2005.) Subspace: Gleepless in . . . uh, Birmingham
"WTF? NO GLEEP? Sign me up! (Hosted by Joe Crowe, April 12, 2005.) Subspace: Testing Your Thews
"What they really need to do is explore the exciting but unrevealed past of the unsung hero Porkins! Without his brave sacrifice, the Rebellion would have been crushed! (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 02, 2005.) Subspace: The Awful Truth
"Go back to your Jean Luc bridge officer group therapy meeting and eat crow, Crowe!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 24, 2005.) Subspace: We Love Our Wookiees
"Growing up, Darth Vader was my hero. No way did Empire trick me with that 'I am your father' crap." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 11, 2005.) Subspace: So-Called "Cheese"
"Where the hell are my Land of the Dead BBQ sandwiches at 7-11 and my Land of the Dead action figures?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, July 05, 2005.) Subspace: Duh
"Imagine my disappointment when I found my favorite ditty was sung by cotton candy-haired Tokyo prostitutes." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, July 31, 2005.) Subspace: Velvety Smooth
"At what point in the film does Shatner look up at the sky and yell 'KOOOOOONNNNNGGG!'? (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 19, 2005.) Subspace: TENTACLES!
"How DARE you taunt me for an hour and a half with the promise of Scarlett Johansson's breasts and then not deliver?" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 29, 2005.) Subspace: That Was -- Quick
"You WROTE about BOOBIES and you didn't post PICTURES?!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, November 05, 2005.) Subspace: Rant! Rant Like the Wind!
November 25, 2005: "He dresses up
like a WHAT? It's going to take at least the first AND second
acts to justify this character's actions. The Batman, what a stupid name...." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, November 25, 2005.) Subspace: Giant and Telepathic
"We also have another daughter who is six, almost seven, who is legally named Bat Girl Rose. Their father is a huge Batman collector." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, December 22, 2005.) Subspace: Believe It or Not
"I wanted to look at some reviews to help me out and i found this one, to be honest its a s*** review and didn't help me at all and Joe Crowe is a uneducated scumbag and should consider finding a new job. Thanks." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, January 25, 2006.) Subspace: Who's Mountain Whom?
"'Naive Interdimensional Commando Koalas' -- PLEASE tell me that that's *not* real.... (Hosted by Joe Crowe, March 02, 2006.) Subspace: Revenge of the Slapnuts
"I think my brain slipped out of my ear in the middle of it, screaming like a little girl as it slithered into the closet." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, March 27, 2006.) Subspace: We're On Your Side
"You're the only one who seems to complain about hot, mostly naked Norwegian twins." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, April 26, 2006.) Subspace: Blind, Stupid or Watching DS9
"My dreams have come true. Except that one about an oil-covered Mr. Spock showing up on my doorstep absolutely starkers." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 24, 2006.) Subspace: Bringing Back Your Joy
"Your assertion about the need for a Jason Priestley to arrive was exactly dead-off." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 13, 2006.) Subspace: J-E-L-L-O
"Halle Berry proves once again that the role of Storm was practically custom-made . . . for Angela Bassett." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 26, 2006.) Subspace: The BOMB!!!
"After NOT getting to see Maggie's low-low-cut dress come off in Escape from New York, Swamp Thing was fine compensation." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, July 31, 2006.) Subspace: Less Than Svelte
"When poo jokes are the climax of a show, it's time to turn the channel. (Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 28, 2006.) Subspace: Don't You (Forget About Mail)
"My inner child pees a little every time a new level starts." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 15, 2006.) Subspace: Prob`ly Moot
"Atlanta gets nuked? For real and for true? Don't go building up my hopes for no reason!" (Hosted by Joe Crowe, October 16, 2006.) Subspace: Thanks
"I always thought she was a Swedish vampire. Turns out she's Norwegian American. And bisexual. But not a vampire." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, November 21, 2006.) Subspace: Drab No More
"I love you guys and all, but I've been caught in the Drab Room for two years to this day." (Hosted by Joe Crowe, January 02, 2007.)
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