Texas dooms next generation to idiocy

From the Think Progress blog comes this Onion-like headline and news item:

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Texas Board of Education cuts Thomas Jefferson out of its textbooks.

The Texas Board of Education has been meeting this week to revise its social studies curriculum. During the past three days, “the board’s far-right faction wielded their power to shape lessons on the civil rights movement, the U.S. free enterprise system and hundreds of other topics”:

– To avoid exposing students to “transvestites, transsexuals and who knows what else,” the Board struck the curriculum’s reference to “sex and gender as social constructs.”

– The Board removed Thomas Jefferson from the Texas curriculum, “replacing him with religious right icon John Calvin.”

– The Board refused to require that “students learn that the Constitution prevents the U.S. government from promoting one religion over all others.”

– The Board struck the word “democratic” from the description of the U.S. government, instead terming it a “constitutional republic.”

I weep for the next generation.

DVDs received 3/12/10 Studio Ghibli edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Castle in the Sky: Special Edition

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Introduce your entire family to Castle In The Sky, featuring a timeless story of courage and friendship with stunning animation from acclaimed Academy Award–winning director Hayao Miyazaki (2002, Best Animated Feature, Spirited Away). Plus, this special edition DVD includes never-before-seen bonus features that transport you deeper into the film’s amazing world! This high-flying adventure begins when Pazu, an engineer’s apprentice, finds a young girl, Sheeta, floating down from the sky, wearing a glowing pendant. Together, they discover both are searching for a legendary floating castle, Laputa, and vow to unravel the mystery of the luminous crystal around Sheeta’s neck. Their quest won’t be easy, however. There are greedy air pirates, secret government agents, and astounding obstacles to keep them from the truth—and from each other. Add Castle In The Sky to your DVD library, and this magical and uplifting classic from Studio Ghibli and Disney will thrill and amaze your family for years to come.

My Neighbor Totoro

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Visionary and Academy Award–winning director Hayao Miyazaki (2002, Best Animated Feature, Spirited Away) has created a heartwarming, music-filled, and wonderful world in My Neighbor Totoro, a delightfully animated family adventure. And now, exclusively in this special edition DVD, never-before-seen bonus features reveal even more of Totoro’s fantastic world! Follow the adventures of Satsuki and her four-year-old sister Mei when they move into a new home in the countryside. To their delight, they discover that their new neighbor is a mysterious forest spirit called Totoro—who can be seen only through the eyes of a child. Totoro introduces them to extraordinary characters—including a cat that doubles as a bus!—and takes them on an incredible journey. Bring home My Neighbor Totoro from Studio Ghibli and Disney for your family’s DVD library and experience the timeless classic film Roger Ebert calls “one of the very few that come along that are magical for all ages.”

Kiki’s Delivery Service: Special Edition

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Discover Kiki’s Delivery Service, a fantastic coming-of-age tale full of magic, adventure, and self-discovery from the sensational imagination of Academy Award–winning director Hayao Miyazaki (2002, Best Animated Feature, Spirited Away). And now you can explore even more of Kiki’s amazing world through never-before-seen bonus features—exclusively in this special edition DVD! Kiki is an enterprising young girl who must follow tradition to become a full-fledged witch. Venturing out with only her chatty black cat, Jiji, Kiki flies off for the adventure of a lifetime. Landing in a far-off city, she sets up a high-flying delivery service and begins a wonderful experience of independence and responsibility as she finds her place in the world. Bring home Kiki’s Delivery Service from Studio Ghibli and Disney for your family’s DVD library and share Kiki’s high-flying adventure again and again.

Ponyo

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Welcome to a world where anything is possible! Academy Award® winning director Hayao Miyazaki (2002, Best Animated Feature, Spirited Away) and legendary filmmaker John Lasseter together with Disney bring to life a heartwarming and imaginative telling of Hans Christian Andersen s classic fairy tale The Little Mermaid. A young boy named Sosuke rescues a goldfish named Ponyo, and they embark on a fantastic journey of friendship and discovery before Ponyo’s father, a powerful sorcerer, forces her to return to her home in the sea. But Ponyo’s desire to be human upsets the delicate balance of nature and triggers a gigantic storm. Only Ponyo’s mother, a beautiful sea goddess, can restore nature s balance and make Ponyo s dreams come true. Ponyo will delight your family with its magnificent animation and timeless story.

YOWZA!

Fresh from the comix world: A 2010 STAPLE! report

My coverage of the 2010 STAPLE! appears in the March 10 issue of the San Antonio Current.

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The Austin self-styled “Independent Media Expo” STAPLE! celebrated its sixth annual show on March 6. By combining a focus on independent, alternative, and small-press media with independent-friendly comic-book-shop sponsorship and an affordable entrance fee, Chris “Uncle Staple” Nicholas, co-creator of the online comic series You Chose Right The First Time, created the first significant and viable comic-book-centric, alt-media expo in Central Texas.

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Featuring a mish-mash of seemingly unrelated exhibitors, the 2010 STAPLE! abounded with odd delights.

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STAPLE! offered a full slate of programming events, including sessions with the guests and a performance of the radio play The Intergalactic Nemesis: The Living Comic Book (theintergalacticnemesis.com).

Stuff received 3/9/10

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Complete Drive-In by Joe R. Lansdale

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Friday night at the Orbit Drive-in: a circus of noise, sex, teenage hormones, B-movie blood, and popcorn. On a cool, crisp summer night, with the Texas stars shining down like rattlesnake eyes, movie-goers for the All-Night Horror Show are trapped in the drive-in by a demonic-looking comet. Then the fun begins. If the movie-goers try to leave, their bodies dissolve into goo. Cowboys are reduced to tears. Lovers quarrel. Bikini-clad women let their stomachs’ sag, having lost the ambition to hold them in. The world outside the six monstrous screens fades to black while the movie-goers spiral into base humanity, resorting to fighting, murdering, crucifying, and cannibalizing to survive. Part dark comedy part horror show, Lansdale’s cult Drive-In books are as shocking and entertaining today as they were 20 years ago.

Complete with this quote under PRAISE FOR THE DRIVE-IN:

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"Joe R. Lansdale’s Drive-In novels make for a classic American trilogy. If your Americans happen to be George A. Romero, Roger Corman, and Stuart Gordon." –Rick Klaw

[b]Blood of the Mantis (Shadows of the Apt 3) by Adrian Tchaikovsky

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Driven by the ghosts of the Darakyon, Achaeos has tracked the stolen Shadow Box to the marsh-town of Jerez, but he has only days before the magical box is lost to him forever. Meanwhile, the forces of the Empire are mustering over winter for their great offensive, gathering their soldiers and perfecting their new weapons. Stenwold and his followers have only a short time to gather what allies they can before the Wasp armies march again, conquering everything in their path. If they cannot throw back the Wasps this spring then the imperial black-and-gold flag will fly over every city in the Lowlands before the year’s end. In Jerez begins a fierce struggle over the Shadow Box, as lake creatures, secret police and renegade magicians compete to take possession. If it falls into the hands of the Wasp Emperor, however, then no amount of fighting will suffice to save the world from his relentless ambition.

Hating Perfection: A Subtle Search for the Best Possible World by John F. Williams

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The best heaven and the worst hell are the same place. Travel with author John F. Williams into the jungles of Laos and into a new understanding of existence.

In lively short stories, Hating Perfection shows the everyday world as uncanny, equally strange as the imaginary worlds of Borges or Kafka. This engrossing, strikingly original book invites you to experience your life in a new way.

Hating Perfection weaves its stories together with an elegant logic. Our hateful world –painful, unjust, ruthless, fatal –stands revealed as the best of all possible worlds, flooded everywhere by a perfection both alien and addicting. What we want is different from what we get. But the reason why has a divine splendor.

Stand beside the author for a time, and look in the direction he is looking. Your troubles may still be your troubles, but the world will be more than it was.

The Devil in Green (Dark Age, Book 1) by Mark Chadbourn

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Humanity has emerged, blinking, from the Age of Misrule into a world substantially changed: cities lie devasted, communications are limited, anarchy rages across the land. Society has been thrown into a new Dark Age where superstition holds sway. The Tuatha De Danaan roam the land once more, their terrible powers dwarfing anything mortals have to offer. And in their wake come all the creatures of myth and legend, no longer confined to the shadows. Fighting to find their place in this new world, the last remnants of the Christian Church call for a group of heroes: a new Knights Templar to guard the priesthood as they set out on their quest for souls. But as everything begin to fall apart, the Knights begin to realise their only hope is to call on the pagan gods of Celtic myth for help.

It’s got a gorgeous John Picacio cover. What more do you need to know?

The Men Who Stare At Goats

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In this comedic look at real life events that are almost too bizarre to believe, reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) discovers an experimental top-secret wing of the U.S. military called The New Earth Army, trained to change the ways wars are fought through New Age psychic power. In search of his next big story, Wilton tracks down Lyn Cassady (Academy Award® winner George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be a member of this legion of “Warrior Monks” with unparalleled psychic powers who can read the enemy’s thoughts, pass through walls, and even kill a goat simply by staring at it.

Stuff received 3/8/10 STAPLE! edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what I picked up STAPLE! 2010.

Atomic Robo TPB Volume 1: Atomic Robo & the Fightin’ Scientists of Tesladyne Written by Brian Clevinger Art by Scott Wegener

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In 1923, Nikola Tesla’s career is in its twilight until he unveils a robot with automatic intelligence — ATOMIC ROBO! After decades of dealing with all manner of weirdness, ATOMIC ROBO and the so-called ACTION SCIENTISTS of TESLADYNE became the go-to defense force against the unexplained. See ROBO take on Nazis, giant ants, clockwork mummies, walking pyramids, Mars, cyborgs and his nemesis, Baron von Helsingard, in his first trade paperback graphic novel. This edition collects the hard-to-find, sold-out, debut issues of ATOMIC ROBO #1 through #6, complete with cover gallery, pin-ups, concept sketches and bonus stories. Created by Brian Clevinger of 8-BIT THEATER fame.

Great adventure comic that is sure to appeal to fans of Invincible and Hellboy. You’ll be hearing more about this from me in the coming months.

Buffalo Speedway Volume 1 by Yehudi Mercado

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Every pizza Boy has a story.

Figgs is a lifer. He’s 23 years old, he’s been delivering for Houston’s Turbo Pizza for eight grueling years, he lives with his dead-beat best friend, Super Cheese, and he’s got a supreme crush on his Friday Regular, a rich girl named Pia. Life sucks, but it’s about to get suckier. This day is June 17th 1994. Today the Rockets will battle the Knicks in the NBA Finals, America will host the World Cup and OJ Simpson will lead the LAPD on a slow speed chase. These will cause a perfect storm of events, keeping a nation at home, watching TV, resulting in the BUSIEST PIZZA DAY EVER.

In the One Bad Day tradition of Harlod and Kumar Go to White Castle, Clerks, and Do the Right Thing, we gp deep inside the dangerous world of pizza delivery drivers.

They’re fast, they’re furious, they’re f***ing your wife!

Creator Yehudi Mercado offered the most inspired promotion of the show: pizza gift certificates with a purchase Buffalo Speedway.

Hit Point High Sneak Preview Written by Paul Benjamin & Yehudi Mercado Art by Mercado

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Hit Point High is the realm’s preeminent adventurer’s academy. The students will one day be the greatest warriors of Midway Earth, battling the darkest evil and protecting the righteous. This is not the hero’s story. This is the tale about Kenny (a centaur) and Booney (a minotaur), the other guys. The underachievers who would rather get high in the boy’s room than protect the highlands from barbarians. The only quest that Kenny and Booney will accept involve getting stoned or gettin’ slayed.

More mythical high school hijinks with the creator of Pantheon High. Though unlike the previous, High Point High is definitely NOT for young adults.

STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo Official Program March 6, 2010

Handed out to each attendee, this 24-page, staple-bound program book offers far more than just a schedule of events and map of the exhibitor hall. Uncle Staple and his crew wisely included 14 pages of fresh alternative comics. Like the show itself, the STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo Official Program showcases a diverse cross-section of the cartooning world.

Cool happenings: STAPLE!

The most important and coolest Central Texas comic book happening of the year occurs tomorrow with the sixth annual STAPLE!, "the independent media expo." Begun in March, 2005 after Chris "Uncle Staple" Nicholas, co-creator of You Chose Right The First Time, realized that the Austin area offered enough talent "to put on a pretty good indie comics show" but none in the region. By combining a focus on independent, alternative, and small press media with independent-friendly comic book shop sponsorship and an affordable entrance fee (only 5 bucks!), STAPLE! succeeded like no similar Central Texas event before.

This year’s event features over 85 exhibitors and several top notch special guests including Guy Davis (BPRD, The Marquis), Andy Runton (Owly), Chris Schweizer (Crogan’s Adventures), and Jason Neulander (The Intergalactic Nemesis).

The one day STAPLE! even has some pretty exciting programming planned. It starts off with two Q&A sessions: Guy Davis at noon, Andy Runton at 1:30. Next up is a presentation by Chris Schweizer entitled “Twenty Common Cartooning Mistakes, and How to Avoid Them”, at 3pm. Last, but certainly not least, at 4:30 it’s an amazing performance of The Intergalactic Nemesis: The Living Comic Book.

If all the above wasn’t enough, an Official STAPLE! program with original comics is given to every attendee! As part of my bi-weekly column Nexus Graphica, I reviewed last year’s program.

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STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo Official Program March 7, 2009

Handed out to each attendee, this 32-page, staple-bound program book offers far more than just a schedule of events and map of the exhibitor hall. Uncle Staple and his crew wisely included 21 pages of fresh alternative comics. Highlights include Dylan Edwards’ Politically Inqueerect, the uncredited "Mr. Hell’s Guide To Proper Manners," Dave Sherrill’s "Science and Religion in Old Timers," and Rebecca Hicks’ "Little Vampires vs. the Stapler." Like the show itself, the STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo Official Program showcases a diverse cross-section of the cartooning world.

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s festivities then be sure to stop by Austin Books tonight at 8:00 PM for the STAPLE! pre-party.

I know I’ll be at both events. Hope to see you there!

My review of Brooklyn’s Finest

For Moving Pictures, I reviewed the crime film Brooklyn’s Finest.

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In “Brooklyn’s Finest,” director Antoine Fuqua (“Training Day,” “The Shooter”) treads well-trodden turf as he chronicles the disparate lives of three New York City police officers over one eventful week. Seven days from retirement, veteran beat cop Eddie Dugan (Richard Gere) unwillingly trains rookie cops. Clarence "Tango" Butler (Don Cheadle), deep undercover in one of Brooklyn’s most powerful drug gangs, attempts to maintain his guise. Vice cop Salvatore "Sal" Procida (Ethan Hawke) struggles to keep his financially strapped family afloat. All three storylines eventually converge in a sequence of desperate acts.

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In perhaps the least engaging of the three tales, the grey-headed Dugan typifies the pathetic, don’t-rock-the-boat retiring cop depicted in countless police dramas. He fights with fellow officers, refuses to help those in need, drinks a lot, and finds solace with a prostitute (at times a twisted version of “Pretty Woman”).

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Screenwriter Michael C. Martin adds nothing new to the idea of an undercover cop sympathizing with the criminals but, thanks to Cheadle, the excellent Wesley Snipes and “The Wire” veteran Michael Kenneth Williams, the tale acquires some novel virtue.

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Quality acting again propels “Brooklyn’s Finest” beyond its conventional roots as Hawke and the always exceptional Lili Taylor bring depth to the tormented Sal and his pregnant wife Angela.

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Overcoming his own flaws and those of the screenplay, however, Fuqua creates a tension-filled, often surprising 140 minutes. Though abundant, the violence and blood-letting are used to good dramatic effect.

Check out the entire review at Moving Pictures.