We watched the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. These are all the thoughts we could muster as we sat agape before it.
(Watch it for yourself. DO IT.)
I couldn’t think of four words, so I gave you a thousand instead. — Michael Falkner, @womprat99
Chewbacca finally uses conditioner. — Deanna Toxopeus, @ubalstecha
Where are the Ewoks? — Jayme Blaschke, @JaymeBlaschke
Blergh? Nrrgh! HRNNNN! HRRRRRRNNNNHHH!!!! –KC Ryan-Pierce
Is Finn a Porg? — Nathan Laws, @42Cast
March of the Porguins. –Geena Phillips, @GeenaCanBlowMe
Definitely needs more Porgs. –Tegan Hendrickson, @Artful_Username
I’m Locuteness of Porg. — Michael French, @RetroBlasting
