RevolutionSF’s 4-Word Reviews is a delightful way to cram reviews into your brain without having to read, like, a bazillion words or something.
No Enterprise-style theme song? — Joe Crowe
Should’ve aired both parts. — Michael Falkner
It’s not Abrams. Yay! — Dave Farnell
Required underwear scene? Check! — Dave Farnell
Haters are highly illogical. — Dave Farnell
Continuity does not matter. — Mark Finn
Non-Trekkers, there’s the door. — Mark Finn
You’ll watch it anyway. — Mark Finn
My Trek is done. — Michael Gordon
Just take my wallet. — Ryan Guthrie
Really big Klingon subtitles! — Jennifer Hartshorn
Loved the bridge sounds. — Laura Haywood-Cory
Michelle Yeoh is amazing. — Tegan Hendrickson
Listen to black women. — Sue Kisenwether
Bechdel-Wallace pass within minutes. — Sue Kisenwether
Loved it. Fight me. — Sue Kisenwether
Warrior caste Drow Klingons! — Shaun Rosado
SPOILER WARNING
Argh! Want more Yeoh! — Dave Farnell