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10 Cloverfield Lane
A failed great film, 10 Cloverfield Lane plummets to the depths of mediocrity. (By Xander Johnson and @xanjohn55, March 15, 2016.)

10,000 B.C.
"Here is where the legend of Blue Eyes began." (By Gary Mitchel, March 14, 2008.)

10,000 BC
Fantastic for all the wrong reasons. (By Various artists, March 12, 2008.)

13 Ghosts
13 Ghosts is like the SweetTarts of Halloween candy. Not as good as the candy bars and grape Nerds, but a lot better than those peanut-butter chews wrapped in orange or black paper that glue your jaw shut if you accidentally bite down. (By Jason Myers.)

14 Things You Missed in Batman v Superman. #6 Will Shock You.
Numbers 3, 5, 7, 11, 12 and 13 will shock you. (By Joe Crowe and @RevolutionSF, April 29, 2016.)

1408
Come for the Samuel L. Jackson. Stay for the Cusack. (By Gary Mitchel, June 27, 2007.)

2001: A Space Odyssey
The chilling performances and the graceful silences, the music and the monolith: 2001 brought the great questions of science fiction to the public in a way which has never quite been duplicated. (By Navin Vembar, July 01, 2001.)

2012
Damn, the apocalypse is loud. (By Jens Rushing, November 13, 2009.)

2081
Kurt Vonnegut story "Harrison Bergeron" in short film form. (By Joe Crowe, April 14, 2010.)

28 Days Later
Donít be put off by the non-descript trailer. See this movie. (By Jason Myers, June 23, 2003.)

28 Weeks Later
They’re not zombies. They’re infected. Either way, they’re clawing your face off. (By Andrew Kozma and Laura Eldred, May 17, 2007.)

28 Weeks Later
Zombies, and armies, and terror, oh my! (By Jorge de la Cova, May 21, 2007.)

30 Days of Night
"We should have come here ages ago." (By Gary Mitchel, October 22, 2007.)

300
Crazily conservative, utterly reactionary, '300' is also lush and artful. (By Laura Eldred and Andrew Kozma, March 17, 2007.)

300
This reviewer is out for blood. The non-computer-generated variety. (By Lee Sparks, April 04, 2007.)

A.I.
So beautiful; so moving; and in the end, so very disappointing. (By Jason Myers.)

A.I. - A Second Opinion
Another reviewer reacts to Spielberg's much-discussed sf fairy tale. (By Navin Vembar.)

Adjustment Bureau
Sci-fi philosophy like the kind found a late night freshman dorm discussion. (By Laura Eldred, March 13, 2011.)

The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin
Featuring Rowdy Roddy McDowall! (By Gary Mitchel, June 30, 2005.)

Aeon Flux
Aeon Sux. (By Navin Vembar, December 06, 2005.)

Alice in Wonderland
Jabberwock. (By Jeff Ward, March 17, 2010.)

Alien Quadrilogy
Some of the best science fiction ever filmed gets one of the best collections ever set to DVD. (By Kevin Pezzano, January 08, 2004.)

Alien Trespass
The aliens do not wish to trespass on our Earth, because they think we are stinky and dumb. (By Matthew Bey, April 04, 2009.)

Alien vs. Predator
First impressions from an avowed Predator (and Aliens) geek. (By "Sithbane", August 17, 2004.)

Alien vs. Predator
Who wins when Aliens face off against Predators? The fanboys, that's who. (By Kevin Pezzano, August 17, 2004.)

Aliens of the Deep
Ah, ze creatures of ze — holy crap, what is that thing?! (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, February 07, 2005.)

Aliens vs. Predator : Requiem
"You're in over your head, Eugene." (By Gary Mitchel, December 28, 2007.)

All The Video Game Movies Are Belong To Us
Resident Evil is the latest movie to be based on a video game. And so, we ... um... celebrate, I guess... its release with this look back at every movie that has ever been based on a video game. (By Joe Crowe and Jason Myers.)

Alone in the Dark
. . . because you’re the only unfortunate soul in the theater watching this monster-dropping of a movie. (By Gary Mitchel, January 31, 2005.)

Amazing Spider-Man
You will believe Martin Sheen is Uncle Ben. (By Mark Bousquet, July 13, 2012.)

The American Astronaut
The year's best musical space western: if you can find it, go see it. (But it will help if you're not completely uptight.) (By Shane Ivey.)

An American Haunting
Kiefer starred in two clunkers last month. Now Donald phones it in. Oh, Sutherlands, why have you forsaken us? (By Jonathan McCalmont, May 02, 2006.)

The Amityville Horror
Finally, an Amityville remake that doesn't completely suck. (By Gary Mitchel, May 03, 2005.)

Aquamarine
Our reviewer goes trolling for fish tail. (By Martin Thomas, March 06, 2006.)

Arrival
Arrival forces us to re-evaluate our standards of greatness. (By Xander Johnson and @xanjohn55, November 13, 2016.)

Art School Confidential
The brilliant creators of "Ghost World" make a dookie in their pants. (By Navin Vembar, May 18, 2006.)

Assault on Precinct 13
Engaging characters and brutal violence put the thrills in this thriller. (By Gary Mitchel, January 27, 2005.)

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976): DVDetails
This cool indie put John Carpenter on the map. (By Gary Mitchel, January 27, 2005.)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Somebody put a lot of love into this movie. They just didn't put enough script. (By Jason Myers.)

Attack the Block
The makers of Shaun of the Dead made this alien invasion must-see comedy. (By Nancy Guthrie, October 21, 2011.)

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Try as he might, reviewer Martin Thomas just can't find Austin's mojo this time around. (By Martin Thomas, July 26, 2002.)

Avatar
Visually stunning. And also pretty good. (By Alan J. Porter, December 16, 2009.)

Avengers Movie Actors Quote-O-Matic
Funny quotes from the Avengers movie actors. (By Joe Crowe, May 01, 2012.)

Avengers Movie: The Agent Coulson Reaction
An in-depth look at the guy in the Avengers movie who watched Cap while he was sleeping. (By Mark Bousquet, May 10, 2012.)

Avengers Movies: The RevolutionSF Reviews
Our big list of all the movies leading up to the Avengers movie. Even the one with David Hasselhoff. (By RevolutionSF , May 01, 2012.)

Avengers: Age of Ultron
A smattering of RevSF reviews of The Blacklist, guest starring the Avengers. (By Various RevolutionSF Artists, May 07, 2015.)

Avengers: Age of Ultron: Handy Helpful Guide
How can you tell which Avenger is which? Are we here to help? (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, May 01, 2015.)

Aye-Yi-Yi Robot!
Asimov's classic I, Robot is coming to the silver screen! Almost. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, March 19, 2004.)

Babylon A.D.
America's gruffest actor brings us a tale of futuristic dystopia, messianic religion, and head stubble. (By Matthew Bey, August 31, 2008.)

Barbarella
Barbarella is so good it will make the Matmos vomit. (By Mark Bousquet, August 05, 2010.)

Batman : Dead End
In memory of Andrew Koenig, who played Joker in the awesome Batman vs. Predator short film. (By Mark Finn, February 25, 2010.)

Batman Begins
Best Bat-movie ever. (By Rick Klaw, June 17, 2005.)

Batman Sucks/Rocks
For all the joy in the newest Bat-movie, we must never forget the pain that came before. (By RevolutionSF Staff, October 27, 2005.)

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dazzling nonsense. (By Jayme Blaschke and @jaymeblaschke, April 05, 2016.)

Batman v. Superman Dawn of Justice: 4-Word Reviews
"Waiting on Wonder Twins." (By Various RevSF Artists, April 07, 2016.)

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Zach Snyder destroys our childhood again. (By Xander Johnson and @xanjohn55, March 25, 2016.)

Batman: Dead End
The best Batman movie of all time? Sort of. (By Mark Finn, August 04, 2003.)

Battle: Los Angeles
Fans of Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez, take this warning. (By Gary Mitchel, March 25, 2011.)

Battleship
Battleship! (By Mark Bousquet, June 07, 2012.)

Be Kind Rewind
Jack Black stars as... pretty much the exact same character he’s played in every movie since High Fidelity. (By Navin Vembar, February 26, 2008.)

Behind the Masks with Rick Baker
The legendary makeup master talks about Planet of the Apes, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and breaking into the biz. (By Jason Myers.)

Below
Something unnatural is stalking the crew of a submarine. Whatever it is, it can't possibly be scarier than the Blue Meanies. (By Jason Myers, October 14, 2002.)

Beowulf
Hwæt! We gardena in geardagum. (By Laura Eldred, November 22, 2007.)

Big Hero 6
"I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion." (By Tegan Hendrickson and @artful_username, November 07, 2014.)

Birth
The director should get his tubes tied . . . around his neck. (By Jason Myers, November 04, 2004.)

Bitter Films: Volume 1
These are movies. Tiny, angry, hilarious, blood-soaked animated blue movies. So, like Grumpy Smurf riding the cotton pony. (By Andrew Kozma, January 30, 2007.)

Black Hole and Saturn 3 : Robots From The Id
1970s movie robots as mirrors of the dark regions of the human psyche. (By Adrian Simmons, January 11, 2010.)

Blade II
It bites. It sucks. But in a good way. (By Jason Myers.)

Blade: Trinity
Proof that some vampires do indeed suck. (By Gary Mitchel, December 13, 2004.)

Blair Witch 2 : Book of Shadows
They did it. They really did it. (By Joe Crowe, January 25, 2010.)

Blair Witch Project: Scariest Movie Ever
I would have welcomed barfing. (By Joe Crowe and @yojoecrowe, September 16, 2016.)

Blindness
Depressing story? Walls covered in poop? Blindness has it all! (By Navin Vembar, October 14, 2008.)

Blood and Chocolate
Sadly, Hershey’s promotional tie-in, the Reeses PeanutBlooderCup, is not selling as well as expected. (By Gary Mitchel, February 02, 2007.)

BloodRayne
Somewhere, Ben Kingsley's Oscar is weeping. (By Andrew Kozma, January 12, 2006.)

Bog Creatures
Do not watch it. Alone. (By Jason Myers, April 10, 2003.)

Bones
Somebody needs to leash this Dogg. (By Kenn McCracken.)

Boogeyman
Are you afraid? You will be. You will be. (By Gary Mitchel, February 13, 2005.)

Bridge to Terabithia
A good adaptation of a children's book. Surprise! (By Deanna Toxopeus, February 20, 2007.)

Broken
Fix it. (By Martin Thomas, September 07, 2005.)

Brother Bear DVD
”It's the story of a boy who desperately wanted to be a man...” (By Robert E. Mansperger, Jr., March 23, 2004.)

Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte des Loups)
Just your average subtitled period piece costume drama / martial arts mystery / erotic political thriller / cowboys and Indians in 18th century France / Poe horror creature feature. (By Jason Myers.)

The Brothers Grimm
Grimm and Grimmer. (By Andrew Kozma and Laura Eldred, September 06, 2005.)

The Brothers Grimm DVDetails
Fairy tale fairly stale. (By Navin Vembar, January 04, 2006.)

Bubba Ho-Tep
It's the best Elvis Vs. the Mummy movie ever made, and then some! (By Peggy Hailey, October 09, 2002.)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer : The RevolutionSF Guide
The full list of all the stuff we've written about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (By Joe Crowe, October 12, 2010.)

Bulletproof Monk
Sadly, no cameo from the Flying Nun. (By Jason Myers, April 28, 2003.)

The Burrowers
Evil has surfaced. But not like Dig Dug. (By S. Matthew Doner-Pond, February 26, 2010.)

The Butterfly Effect
Not to be confused with the Iron Butterfly effect. (By Jason Myers and Andrew Kozma, January 29, 2004.)

Cabin in the Woods
Spoiler-free review: Go see this amazing horror movie right now. (By Gary Mitchel, April 19, 2012.)

Cabin in the Woods
This review of Cabin in the Woods has slightly more details. But read it anyways. (By Tammie Snowden, April 23, 2012.)

Cabin in the Woods
Cabin in the Woods is the Scream of cabin based horror flicks. This review has spoilers. YES! SPOILERS! (By Chris McCaleb, April 24, 2012.)

Cabin in the Woods: RevolutionSF Interviews Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard
Co-creators of Buffy and Angel tell us about their horror movie: "This was an entire movie of I wish we could." (By Steve Wilson, April 24, 2012.)

Captain America (2011)
Cap is everything you want in a comic book movie. (By Sarah Arnold, July 21, 2011.)

Captain America (2011)
The spirit of Cap, perfectly portrayed. (By David Medinnus, August 10, 2011.)

Captain America: Civil War 4-Word Reviews
"D'awwww! Vision and Wanda!" (By Various RevSF Artists, June 04, 2016.)

Cars
Sadly, not a remake of the 1952 Disney short “Susie the Little Blue Coupe”. (By Martin Thomas, June 21, 2006.)

Cars 2
Quite strong and good fun, unless you compare it to Cars. (By Laura Eldred, July 01, 2011.)

Cars: DVDetails
What’s The Mater With Cars? (By Alan J. Porter, February 08, 2007.)

Casino Royale
Is it shaky or stirring? (By Navin Vembar, November 20, 2006.)

Casino Royale: DVD
Come for the Bond Girls feature, stay for the actual movie. (By Rick Klaw, March 14, 2007.)

Cats and Dogs
Sometimes fun, always predictable, and not all that clever: this is the down side of moviemaking for kids. (By Jason Myers.)

Catwoman
The best DC Comics movie since Batman Forever! (By Joe Crowe, March 10, 2005.)

The Cave
Why does it feel like we've been down this cave before? (By Gary Mitchel, September 01, 2005.)

The Cell
or Alice in LechterLand. (By Jason Myers, October 03, 2002.)

Chance: An Interview with Amber Benson
Buffy veteran Amber Benson discusses her new film, debuting at the 2002 Sidewalk Motion Picture Festival in Birmingham. (By Kenn McCracken, September 18, 2002.)

Chandni Chowk to China
Somebody find a slovenly Indian food-stall operator. There's a Chinese village that needs liberating! (By Matthew Bey, January 23, 2009.)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Does eye-candy really have to have a point? (By Andrew Kozma and Laura Eldred, July 23, 2005.)

Chicken Little
Chicken In A Biskit’s good to eat; tastes like a biscuit with chicken meat! (By Alan J. Porter, April 25, 2006.)

Children of Men
Both of our reviewers give it a 10 out of 10. So what are you waiting for? (By Andrew Kozma and Laura Eldred, January 16, 2007.)

Chronicles of Narnia : Prince Caspian
"I was hoping for something more original." (By Alan J. Porter, December 04, 2008.)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Longest . . . movie title . . . EVER. (By Andrew Kozma and Laura Eldred, December 14, 2005.)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Hello, my name is Prince Caspian. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (By Laura Eldred, May 22, 2008.)

Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader
"You have returned for a reason. You have come far. Now your journey lies beyond." (By Alan J. Porter, December 13, 2010.)

The Chronicles of Riddick
Sure, it’s fun to watch. But is it any good? (By Jason Myers and Andrew Kozma, June 16, 2004.)

Chronicles of Riddick: An Appreciation
This DVD set has more Vin Diesel than is good for you. (By Kevin Pezzano, August 02, 2006.)

City of Ember
Bill Murray goes underground. (By Laura G. Eldred, October 16, 2008.)

CJ7
Shaolin Soccer’s Stephen Chow writes and directs... a family comedy? (By Navin Vembar, March 17, 2008.)

Cleaning Up After the Storm: Black Widow in Avengers Age of Ultron
The controversy still rages, much like The Hulk. (By Michael Falkner and @womprat99, May 12, 2015.)

Clerks 2
More of the first Clerks movie, plus a donkey. (By Laura Eldred, July 27, 2006.)

Clerks Collector's Edition: Quick and Dirty DVD Review
They didn't quite give this Collector's Edition the classic treatment, but it's still a classic worth getting. (By Joe Hourcle, August 08, 2002.)

Clerks: The Animated Series Quick and Dirty DVD Review
This one beat our expectationsóbut when you expect it to be crap, that's not hard. . . . (By Joe Hourcle, August 08, 2002.)

Click
Go ahead, click. We dare you. (By Laura Eldred, July 10, 2006.)

Clockstoppers
RevSF reviews a movie that will make you wish you could stop time. (By Jason Myers.)

Cloverfield
'So just to be clear. We die down here, we die in the tunnels, or we die up there.' (By Joe Crowe, January 18, 2008.)

The Collector
Human crook vs. psycho killer. Run awaaaaay! (By Gary Mitchel, August 07, 2009.)

Comic Book Villains
Don’t let the title entice you! Run awaaaay! (By Joe Crowe, May 28, 2005.)

Comic Book: The Movie
Hollywood besmirches the memory of yet another beloved comic book icon. (By Jason Myers, January 23, 2004.)

Conan the Barbarian
Conan! Valeria! Thulsa Doom! Crom commands that you own this movie. (By Joe Crowe, February 12, 2003.)

Conan the Barbarian
A second opinion about Conan. (By Bryan Crowson, August 25, 2011.)

Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Our resident Conan-ologist reviews the 2011 movie. (By Mark Finn, August 22, 2011.)

Conan the Barbarian (2011) blu-ray
RevolutionSF`s Mark Finn was consulted for the Conan movie DVD. Whoo! Two degrees from Jason Momoa! (By Mark Finn, November 22, 2011.)

Conan The Barbarian: How To Pronounce His Name
RevolutionSF went to an expert to answer this burning question. (By Joe Crowe, August 19, 2011.)

Confessions of a B-Movie Fanatic : Troll 2
"You see this writing? You know what it means? Hospitality!" (By Amanda J. Landon (@aj_landon) , January 10, 2012.)

Confessions of a B-Movie Fanatic: Beast From Haunted Cave (1959)
The beast in question is the Cotton Candy of Doom. (By AJ Landon, September 19, 2011.)

Confessions of a B-Movie Fanatic: Journey to the 7th Planet (1962)
B-movie goodness from URANUS. (By Amanda J. Landon, June 07, 2012.)

Confessions of a B-Movie Fanatic: Manster (1959)
"This is for science, for human knowledge!" (By Amanda J. Landon, November 18, 2011.)

Confessions of a B-Movie Fanatic: The Legend of Bigfoot (1976)
Good Bigfoot entertainment as long as shots of tequila and a few good friends are involved. (By AJ Landon, September 09, 2011.)

Constantine
Whoa! This movie's not terrible! (By Joe Crowe, March 22, 2005.)

Coraline
Lush visual world. Twisted, fascinating story. Buttons sewed onto eyes. (By Laura Eldred, February 14, 2009.)

The Core
Rotten or not? (By Jason Myers, March 31, 2003.)

Corpse Bride
It's the best stop-motion Tim Burton extravaganza since A Nightmare Before Christmas! (By Gary Mitchel, September 29, 2005.)

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
Hopefully RevSF anime guy Kevin won't bebop Jason on the head for this review. (By Jason Myers, April 02, 2003.)

Cowboys and Aliens
Will it blend? Find out if Westerns mix well with sci-fi. (By Dodger Winslow, August 18, 2011.)

Cowboys and Aliens: RevolutionSF Interviews Writer Paul Benjamin
A look at the creation of Cowboys and Aliens from a guy who was there, Paul Benjamin. (By Joe Crowe, August 11, 2011.)

The Crazies
Timothy Olyphant rules! And there are zombies. (By Jeff Ward, March 03, 2010.)

The Crow: Salvation
Let no one ever forget. (By Shane Ivey, January 09, 2003.)

Cry Wolf
Bored teens. A prep school. A supposedly made-up murderer. Do we all see where this is heading? (By Gary Mitchel, September 29, 2005.)

Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The very, very, very, very, very long life of Benjamin Button. (By Derek A. Johnson, January 06, 2009.)

Curious George
Here at RevSF, we likes us some monkeys. Preferably monkeys dipped in puddin'. (By Martin Thomas, February 16, 2006.)

Curse of the Golden Flower
Chow Yun-Fat and Gong Li in a film about the worst Thanksgiving dinner ever. (By Navin Vembar, January 04, 2007.)

Cursed
These guys know how to make really great horror. So why don't they? (By Gary Mitchel, February 28, 2005.)

The Da Vinci Code
Co-starring Ian McKellen. Call him SIR, dammit! (By Laura Eldred, May 24, 2006.)

Daredevil
This movie hits the bullseye most of the time. So to speak. (By Joe Crowe, February 15, 2003.)

The Dark
Sean Bean and Maria Bello. In the dark. Whoo-hoo! (By Sackett, September 28, 2006.)

Dark City: New Joe's Quick and Dirty DVD Review
You already know if the movie's any good: but what about the DVD? New Joe is here for you. (By Joe Hourcle.)

The Dark Crystal: Quick and Dirty DVD Review
Proof, if you needed it, that a fun movie does not a great DVD make. (By Joe Hourcle, August 22, 2002.)

Dark Knight
That's not Batman! (By Van Plexico, July 20, 2008.)

Dark Knight
We continue to gather our thoughts about that movie with what's-his-name. (By RevolutionSF, July 22, 2008.)

The Dark Knight
Oscar-worthy performances, and another look at the new thing with Batman in it. (By Jay Willson, July 23, 2008.)

Dark Knight Rises
Bane and his coat own the new Batman movie. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, July 27, 2012.)

Dark Water
Don't go in the water — the dark water! (By Gary Mitchel, July 13, 2005.)

Darkness
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (By Gary Mitchel, April 25, 2005.)

Darkness Falls
It's THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA! Ass. (By Jason Myers, January 27, 2003.)

David Goyer II: (Just David Goyer II)
Goyer! Myers! The rematch! The screenwriter talks Blade 2, Blade 3, the Blade TV series, Ghost Rider, Phoenix Without Ashes, Murder Mysteries, Sandman, Evermere, and more. (By Jason Myers.)

David Goyer: Stripped to the Bone
Set the Wayback Machine to summer 2000: Jason Myers interviews David Goyer on Blade, Ghost Rider, Blade 2, Dark City, Zigzag, and more! (By Jason Myers.)

Dawn of the Dead (1978) DVDetails
I feel the need... the need to feed. (By Gary Mitchel, March 26, 2004.)

Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Dead by dawn, dead by dawn! (By Jason Myers and Andrew Kozma, March 26, 2004.)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
These movies prove that we do not hate every ape we see, from Chimpan A to Chimpan Z. (By Tegan Hendrickson and @artful_username, July 27, 2014.)

The Day After Tomorrow
It’s the end of the world. Again. (By Jason Myers and Gary Mitchel, June 04, 2004.)

The Day The Earth Stood Still
It is never a good sign when part of a movie's ad campaign is another movie's trailer that will be shown with it. (By Navin Vembar, December 15, 2008.)

DC Comics Fans Are Upset Over Wonder Woman`s Female Lead
Angry Wonder Woman fans speak out, at long last! (By Jayme Blaschke and @JaymeBlaschke, April 08, 2016.)

Dead Silence
If a ventriloquist mimes being trapped in a tree that falls in a forest, does it make a sound? (By Gary Mitchel, March 24, 2007.)

Deadgirl
This film does the one thing that horror movies are supposed to do and does it completely; it makes you really uncomfortable. (By Matt Cowger, June 18, 2009.)

Death Race
Finally, a movie that addresses the issue of gladiatorial death-match car-racing in futuristic prisons. (By Matthew Bey, August 25, 2008.)

Deep Blue Sea (1999): An Appreciation
Oh, super-intelligent sharks. Is there anything you can't do? (By Joe Crowe, August 07, 2007.)

Deja Vu
Tony Scott, we know Ridley, and you, sir, are no Ridley. (By Gary Mitchel, December 12, 2006.)

Delicatessen: DVDetails
A rare AND well-done main course, served with savory extras on the side. (By Andrew Kozma, May 08, 2006.)

The Descent
Monsters, suspense, creepy lighting, plenty o’ scares, and hot chicks in bloody, wet clothes. (By Laura Eldred, August 19, 2006.)

Despicable Me
"Wow, this is garbage! You actually like this?" (By Alan J. Porter, July 08, 2010.)

The Despiser
The video-game movie thatís not based on a video-game. (By Jason Myers, April 10, 2003.)

Devil
Devil Vs. Elevator! (By Jeff Ward, September 28, 2010.)

The Devil's Backbone
You may think horror's dead, but don't bury it yet: The Devil's Backbone is the sort of film to bring it creeping back to life. (By Rick Klaw.)

The Devil`s Rain: The Wiseguy Geekboy Bad Movie Review
In search of the worst sci-fi movies! Starting things off: The Devil`s Rain! (By Phillip White.)

Diary of the Dead
George Romero delivers a zombie movie with heart. (Not just the kind eaten by zombies.) (By Jorge de la Cova, February 24, 2008.)

District 9
"When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet." (By Jens Rushing, October 19, 2009.)

DOA: Dead or Alive
Like the video game, but all you do is watch. Which leaves both your hands free! (By Gary Mitchel, June 20, 2007.)

Dog Soldiers
The hit Brit werewolf movie crosses the pond to kick some arse. (By Jason Myers, November 21, 2002.)

Dogma - Special Edition vs. Regular Edition: New Joe's Quick and Dirty DVD Review
One kicks ass, the other sucks; which one are YOU going to spend $25 on? (By Joe Hourcle.)

Donnie Darko
Just your average "high school boy meets large bipedal metal-faced rabbit" movie. (By Jason Myers.)

Donnie Darko Q&A
The director and star of Donnie Darko discuss the vision behind it, moviemaking on a budget, and getting big-name stars for a small-name film. (By Jason Myers.)

Doogal
A crap-assed big-screen version of a beloved British retooling of a near-forgotten French kid’s show. Huh? (By Jonathan McCalmont, February 21, 2006.)

DOOM
Does The Rock suck, or does The Rock rock? (By Gary Mitchel, October 28, 2005.)

Doomsday
"In the land of the infected, the immune man is king." (By Laura Eldred, March 21, 2008.)

Dr. Strange (2007)
Doctor Strange in a cartoon! But no rocking of the 1970s man-stache. (By Joe Crowe, September 19, 2007.)

Dr. Strange (2016)
The hoary hosts of Hoggoth smile upon this film. (By Gary Mitchel and @gary_mitchel, November 06, 2016.)

Dracula 2000
Christopher Plummer IS Van Helsing. (By Jason Myers, June 27, 2003.)

Dracula 2000 : An Un-Appreciation
If I hear Dracula pronounced Drakoolia one more time... . (By Kenn McCracken, November 10, 2009.)

Dracula II: Ascension
The movie that goes from suck to blow. Well, mostly it just blows. (By Jason Myers, June 27, 2003.)

Drag Me To Hell
The star deserves an award for all the horrid things that end up in her mouth. (By Gary Mitchel, June 05, 2009.)

Dragon Ball Z : Resurrection F
Beloved characters. Iconic villain. And of course, fights! (By Jessa Phillips and @goodtobeageek, August 07, 2015.)

Dragonfly
If you only see one insect-titled supernatural thriller this year, see The Mothman Prophecies. If you have time to see two insect-titled supernatural thrillers this year, see… The Mothman Prophecies a second time. (By Jason Myers.)

Dreamcatcher
Not an Oscar-contender, but so what? (By Jason Myers, March 28, 2003.)

Dredd
A Judge Dredd movie without Rob Schneider! (By Wesley Kerr, September 21, 2012.)

Dredd
Watch this movie. This is not a negotiation. (By Mark Bousquet (mark_bousquet), September 24, 2012.)

Durham's Retrophantasma
RevSF spotlights David Cronenberg and a little piece of geek heaven in North Carolina. (By Laura Eldred, July 06, 2005.)

Dylan Dog
"There are no heroes in the world of zombies." (By Larry Davis and Michael Davis, May 06, 2011.)

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
We watched it in the theater, and we'll tell you one thing for sure. Nothing says "critically beloved family classic" like a good "Uranus" joke. (By Jason Myers.)

El Orfanato (The Orphanage)
Wallpaper. Scary scary wallpaper. (By Navin Vembar, January 23, 2008.)

Elektra
Remember when you thought a movie with Elektra in it would be cool? (By Joe Crowe, February 13, 2005.)

Enchanted
A Disney princess in live action! With rats! (By Deanna Toxopeus, November 27, 2007.)

Enchanted
Enchanted is the most fun to come out of Disney Studios in a good long time. Is the DVD worth the price? (By Peggy Hailey, March 18, 2008.)

Epic Movie
Epic-curious? (By Deanna Toxopeus, February 01, 2007.)

Equilibrium
George Orwell, meet John Woo. John Woo, meet George Orwell. (By Jason Myers, December 03, 2002.)

Equilibrium: DVDetails
Tread carefully because you tread on my dreams. (By Jason Myers, May 12, 2003.)

Eragon
We all liked Lord of the Rings. Now Eragon makes us pay. Gary Mitchel offers his take on the derivative epic. (By Gary Mitchel, December 24, 2006.)

Eragon
Another view of Eragon, from someone who tolerated the book. (By Deanna Toxopeus, January 02, 2007.)

Eragon
So bad we had to review it again. (By Matthew Pook, January 15, 2007.)

Escape from New York
As a stupid, cheesy, fun action flick, it gets by. But don't buy into too much hype. (By Jason Myers.)

Evan Almighty
You Noah you want to. (By Deanna Toxopeus, July 03, 2007.)

An Evening with Brian Froud
The legendary fantasist tells all about Labyrinth, Faeries, The Dark Crystal, and working with Jim Henson. (By Jason Myers, August 22, 2002.)

Evil Dead: An Appreciation
Demon possession + Three Stooges + bad puns = awesome. (By Kenn McCracken, August 14, 2007.)

Evolution
Ivan Reitman still can't bust the ghost of Ghostbusters, no matter how many things crawl up Orlando Jones' ass. (Sorry, Orlando.) (By Jason Myers, June 17, 2001.)

Evolution : A Second Opinion
A second opinion on Ivan Reitman's sf comedy... and the news still isn't very good. (By Kenn McCracken.)

The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Do you believe? (By Gary Mitchel, September 20, 2005.)

The Eye
Here's your chance to see this Hong Kong chiller before Hollywood remakes it. (By Jason Myers, June 23, 2003.)

The Eye
Eye'll see it, but eye'm not optometristic. (By Gary Mitchel, February 21, 2008.)

The Fall
A review of a fairy tale with one brilliant image after another, not a season. (By Navin Vembar, June 04, 2008.)

Fantastic Fest 2011
Geek Curmudgeon Rick Klaw saw about a zillion flicks at the Austin film festival. (By Rick Klaw, October 09, 2011.)

Fantastic Four
Five bucks to the first one who finds a review of this that doesn't do a pun on the word Fantastic. (By Joe Crowe, July 11, 2005.)

Fantastic Four: Bootleg
From a sci-fi convention tape table straight to your brain. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, July 08, 2005.)

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
The movie's fun, and the Silver Surfer looks cool. There. We said it. (By Alan J. Porter, June 25, 2007.)

The Fellowship of the Ring: The Greatest Fantasy Film Ever Made?
Revolutionary Mark Finn - of the Texas Revolutionaries - got to see the movie early. (Yes, it's okay to hate him. The rest of us do.) Here's the first Revolution review. (By Mark Finn.)

Final Destination
You will believe... in the power of John Denver. (By Jason Myers, February 04, 2003.)

Final Destination 2
Finally, a horror movie that puts the Ewww! in Grewwwsome. (By Jason Myers, February 04, 2003.)

Final Destination 3
A plane, a highway pile-up, and now a rollercoaster. Next up, the epic historical horror romance prequel, Final Destination: Titanic. (By Gary Mitchel, February 15, 2006.)

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
By no means perfect, Final Fantasy is still an event worth seeing on the big screen. (By Jason Myers.)

Finding Neverland
Long before Michael Jackson made Neverland the punchline of really creepy jokes, it existed as a fantasy world in the imagination of playwrite J.M. Barrie. . . . (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, March 25, 2005.)

Finn s Wake: The Impact of a Prank
The impact of a prank. (By Mark Finn, November 03, 2004.)

Finn`s Wake : How To Be A Hipster Without Investing In Popular Culture
Mark Finn takes aim at those who take gleeful delight in informing the rest of us that Star Trek is not any good. (By Mark Finn, May 15, 2009.)

Finn`s Wake : And The Oscar Goes To
My favorite thing the Academy does is the Whoops Oscar. (By Mark Finn, February 14, 2004.)

Finn`s Wake : Daredevil: Been There, Done That
By all accounts, it should have killed. So why was Mark Finn disappointed? (By Mark Finn, March 23, 2003.)

Finn`s Wake : Finn Hulks You Up
Finn Hulks you up. (By Mark Finn, June 17, 2003.)

Finn`s Wake : Finn`s Matrix
“YOU haven’t seen THE MATRIX? GAAAWD!” (By Mark Finn, June 03, 2003.)

Finn`s Wake : Red Light, Greenlight
Red light, greenlight. (By Mark Finn, March 11, 2004.)

Finn`s Wake : The End of The Affair
Mark and Star Wars are breaking up. (By Mark Finn, October 09, 2003.)

Finn`s Wake : The LXG
Finn looks at LXG. (By Mark Finn, July 04, 2003.)

Finn`s Wake : X2 and the Fandom Elite
X2 and the fandom elite. (By Mark Finn, May 22, 2003.)

Finn`s Wake: It`s Elvis` Birthday!
It's Elvis' Birthday! Be nice to the normals! (By Mark Finn, January 15, 2003.)

Finn`s Wake: The Short Big Book of Comic Book Movies
These movies knew the job was dangerous when they took it. (By Mark Finn, April 06, 2003.)

Flash Gordon (1980): Rock Opera Extraordinaire, or Tale of Karmic Woe for Ming The Merciless?
Go, Flash! (By Lloyd A. Woodall, March 25, 2008.)

Flash Gordon: The DVD
"Onward my brave Hawkmen! Let this be known forever as Flash Gordon's Day!" (By Jason Myers, December 12, 2002.)

Flatland
2-D, 3-D, political intrigue and trippy sci-fi. (By Joe Crowe, April 11, 2007.)

Flatland
President Bartlet, Veronica Mars, and Logan are geometric shapes in an animated adaptation of the classic SF story. (By Joe Crowe, July 18, 2007.)

Flushed Away
Give Oscar-winning 3-D modellers computers? Have the memories of Wallace & Gromit been “flushed” down the loo? Find out in this otherwise pun-free review. (By Matthew Pook & Alex Pook-Leary, December 31, 2006.)

The Fog
They were going to call it "The Cloud of Dry Ice", but that just didn't sound quite as spooky. (By Jason Myers, February 19, 2003.)

The Fog
Fog you, and the prevailing coastal breeze you road in on! (By Gary Mitchel, November 01, 2005.)

The Forbidden Kingdom
It’s Like The Neverending Story, but with Jet Li and Jackie Chan instead of a furry dragon. (By Laura Eldred, April 28, 2008.)

The Force Among Us : Star Wars Documentary
Star Wars fans talk up collecting, costuming, and trying to find Hoth. (By Joe Crowe, November 16, 2007.)

The Forgotten
A decent thriller from the writer of the "Death of the Hulk" TV movie. (By Gary Mitchel, September 27, 2004.)

The Fountain
...of poop? (By Martin Thomas, November 28, 2006.)

Four Groovy Flicks from the '70s Wayback Machine
Today's science fiction film fans are woefully ignorant of the genre's heritage. Sherman, set the Wayback machine to 1970! (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, February 11, 2006.)

The Fourth Kind
The aliens are here, and they're abducting unwary individuals in Nome, Alaska. (By Derek Johnson, November 04, 2009.)

The FP
Dystopian future gangs fight over a park in this film from the Alamo Drafthouse people. (By Sarah Arnold, March 15, 2012.)

Freddy Vs. Jason
Who will win? No one knows. Feed the hungry hip-hippos. (By Jason Myers and Sneezy the Squid, August 22, 2003.)

Fright Night (2011)
The Fright Night remake has David Tennant in tight leather pants! Other stuff, too. (By Laura Eldred, August 31, 2011.)

From Hell
Powerfully performed, glorious and dark, From Hell finds its own path to brilliance. (By Kenn McCracken.)

Funny Games
Excruciating and hard to watch. So, pretty much like Monopoly & Trivial Pursuit. (By Gary Mitchel, April 03, 2008.)

Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs
Is it funny? Yes. Is it awesome? Well, duh. Is it perfect? Not even close. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, November 26, 2008.)

G-Saviour : Live Action Gundam
Kevin Pezzano and Joe Crowe take in the live-action Gundam, in a RevolutionSF 2-in-1 review! (By Kevin Pezzano and Joe Crowe, June 03, 2002.)

Galaxy Quest : An Appreciation
Grabthar's hammer compels you to watch this movie. (By Shane Ivey, November 07, 2008.)

Geek Movies Not On DVD, A through K
These geek-tested, geek-approved movies need to be on DVD right now, and that's a big 10-4, good buddy. (By Staff and Contributors, February 23, 2007.)

Geek Movies Not On DVD, L through Z
A second treasure hoard of geek-tested and geek-approved movies that are not on DVD. But they should be. Right now. Don't make us come over there. (By Staff and Contributors, February 23, 2007.)

Geek Probe: King Deluxe, Access Fantasy, Johnny Shotgun,
Our favorite sci-fi web series, short films, and other good things. (By Joe Crowe ( @revolutionsf), October 19, 2012.)

Get Smart
"He can't hear you, Max." (By Jorge de la Cova, June 26, 2008.)

Ghost Rider
Guy with skull on fire riding a motorcyle. What else could you possibly want? (By Joe Crowe, February 21, 2007.)

Ghost Ship
A gore-soaked Halloween treat. Itís bad for ya, and itíll rot your brain. Ah, sweet, sweet brainrot... (By Jason Myers, October 28, 2002.)

Ghost World
Ghost World was easy to miss in theatres. Don't make the same mistake now that it's on DVD! (By Daniel Clowes (writer) and Terry Zwigoff (director).)

Ghostbusters
Your childhoods are safe! (By Michael Falkner, July 15, 2016.)

Ghostbusters 2016: 4-Word Review
Four words. One movie. A million man-tears. Let`s do this. (By Various RevSF Artists, July 21, 2016.)

Ghosts of Mars
John Carpenter has released a masterpiece or three in his time. This isn't one of them. (By Jason Myers.)

GI Joe
Yo? (By Gary Mitchel, August 13, 2009.)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
With shades of Neuromancer, The Silence of the Lambs, and Let the Right One In, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo emerges on American shores. (By Derek Johnson, April 07, 2010.)

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Fincher`s The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo adds a sheen of gloss to its seamy subject matter, even if it adds nothing new to the original. (By Derek A. Johnson, January 01, 2012.)

Godsend
If this movie was sent by God, God should get sent to his room without supper. (By Jason Myers & Sneezy the Squid, May 05, 2004.)

Godzilla (2014)
The tedious Godzilla sputters and spurts into mediocrity. (By Rick Klaw and @rickklaw, May 15, 2014.)

Godzilla (2014)
The third act delivers the rompin` and the stompin'. (By Dan Haight, May 18, 2014.)

Godzilla: Final Wars
As far as Godzilla movies go, this one's got everything--chaos, carnage, flying battleships and monsters galore. It's also got stolen plots galore, too. Seen a movie in the past decade or so? Chances are, it's here. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, January 16, 2006.)

The Golden Compass
The most disappointing movie of the year leaves the Catholic League with nothing to worry about. (By Rick Klaw and & Brandy Whitten-Klaw, December 06, 2007.)

Gothika
Generic title. Generic movie. (By Jason Myers, December 04, 2003.)

Gravedancers
The guy from Prison Break dances on graves. As you might have guessed from the title. (By Sackett, April 03, 2007.)

Green Hornet
A Green Hornet fan feels the sting of the Green Hornet movie. (By Alan J. Porter, January 14, 2011.)

Green Lantern
How do I write about Green Lantern without damning it with faint praise? (By Jayme Blaschke, June 26, 2011.)

The Green Lantern Movie, Geoff Johns, and Me: An Exploratory Essay
Women do not get Green Lantern, and other observations. (By Mark Finn, June 29, 2011.)

Gremlins
It might be a stretch to call Gremlins a masterpiece, but I`m doing it anyway. (By Mark Bousquet, October 10, 2011.)

Grindhouse
Contains a double feature: Under-use of Kurt Russell, and the cardinal sin of grindhouse movies! (By Rick Klaw, April 05, 2007.)

The Grudge
Remember when scary movies actually scared you? You will after seeing this one. (By Gary Mitchel, October 27, 2004.)

The Grudge 2
It’s Grudgalicious! (By Gary Mitchel, October 20, 2006.)

Guardians of the Galaxy
Our RevSF Irregulars are hooked on a feeling, and also high on believing. (By Various artists, August 02, 2014.)

Guardians of the Galaxy
Spoiler filled review of a movie that is so Groot. (By Mark Bousquet and @markbousquet, August 04, 2014.)

Guardians of the Galaxy
This movie is so Groot. (By Tegan Hendrickson and @artful_username, August 04, 2014.)

H.G. Wells' The War of the Worlds
180 excruciating minutes! (By Rick Klaw, June 29, 2005.)

Halloween (2007)
Please don’t remake us watch it. (By Gary Mitchel, September 13, 2007.)

Halloween Top 13: Favorite Horror Flicks of the 2000s
Thirteen of our favorite horror flicks. Naturally, includes Shaun of the Dead. (By RevolutionSF, October 31, 2010.)

Hancock
"Call me asshole, one more time." (By Gary Mitchel, July 05, 2008.)

Hannibal Rising
The inspiring tale of a young cannibal who overcomes poverty and adversity to become a Broadway headliner and celebrity chef. (By Laura Eldred, February 16, 2007.)

The Happening
Has Shyamalan lost the good vibrations? What about the sweet sensations? (By Laura Eldred, June 19, 2008.)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The magic is still there, and the rules of Quidditch are still ultra-lame. (By Jason Myers, November 19, 2002.)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The stakes (and temperatures) get higher in the latest Potter film. (By Mark London Williams, November 18, 2005.)

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
"Being me has its privileges." (By Joe Crowe, July 16, 2009.)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The movie does some scenes better than the book. There, we said it. (By Deanna Toxopeus, July 17, 2007.)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
A second opinion on the Order of the Phoenix movie. And a third. And a fourth. (By RevolutionSF, July 17, 2007.)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Scared, Potter? You will be... You will be. (By Andrew Kozma and Jason Myers, June 08, 2004.)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer`s Stone
The second-most anticipated film adaptation of the year is finally here! And it's... it's... (By Paul T. Riddell.)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer`s Stone: The Trouble With Harry Potter
Reviewer Martin Thomas takes a second glance at the icon's adaptation. (By Martin Thomas.)

Harry Potter Movies: The RevolutionSF Reviews
Our reviews of the Harry Potter movies, all together for your convenience. (By RevolutionSF, July 17, 2009.)

The Haunting of Molly Hartley
Your mom is so fat she makes deals with demonic forces and then tries to stab you. (By Matthew Bey, November 06, 2008.)

Hearts in Atlantis
With too much sentiment and not enough emotion, Hearts in Atlantis is just not the classic you might have hoped for. (By Jason Myers.)

Heavy Metal 2000: A Cautionary Tale
"Julie soft. Julie very soft." (By Joe Crowe, March 24, 2008.)

Hellboy
Ron Perlman, red paint, and the Right Hand of Doom: It's the first must-see movie of 2004! (By Mark Finn, March 15, 2004.)

Hellboy 2 : The Golden Army
The Hellboy sequels delivers a fantasy wish list, but not enough restraint. (By Patrick Sullivan, July 11, 2008.)

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Our second look at the second Hellboy. (By Navin Vembar, July 15, 2008.)

Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Or, as Richie Cunningham would say it, "H E Double-Hockeysticks raiser: H E Double-Hockeysticks seeker." (By Jason Myers, October 30, 2002.)

Hero
This movie puts the art in martial arts. Twice. ‘Cause, you know, the word “martial” has . . . never mind. (By Andrew Kozma, November 29, 2004.)

Hide and Creep: Behind the Undead
Friends of ours filmed a zombie flick and a flesh-ripping good time was had. (By Kenn McCracken and Bryan Crowson, May 10, 2006.)

High Tension
Don't go to the back woods! Especially in France! (By Gary Mitchel, June 13, 2005.)

The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Ah, the good old days, when men were deformed cannibals and women were shrieking victims. (By Gary Mitchel, March 23, 2006.)

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Next up, the sequel: The Hills Have Bette Davis Eyes (By Gary Mitchel, March 23, 2006.)

The Hills Have Eyes 2
That creepy POV teaser-trailer for The Hills Have Eyes II? Better than the movie itself. (By Gary Mitchel, March 28, 2007.)

A History of Violence
Based on that graphic novel you've never even heard of, much less read, and still worth seeing. (By Laura Eldred, October 05, 2005.)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
They changed it! They changed it and now it all — hey, it's pretty good. . . . (By Jeff Quick, April 29, 2005.)

Hitman
"You're very charming when you're not killing people." (By Gary Mitchel, November 28, 2007.)

The Hobbit
See the bravest little hobbit of them all on the big screen. (By Mark Bousquet, January 10, 2013.)

Hoodwinked
Not all that good in the Hood. (By Gary Mitchel, January 19, 2006.)

The Host
A monster movie where you care about the puny humans. No, seriously. (By Navin Vembar, March 14, 2007.)

The Host ( Gwoemul )
You should see the hush puppies! (By Joe Crowe, March 10, 2007.)

Hostel
Boobs, booze and blood. Who says all European vacation movies are alike? (By Gary Mitchel, January 10, 2006.)

Hot Fuzz
Why post a review of a cop-spoof on RevSF? Check it and see. (By Navin Vembar, April 24, 2007.)

Hot Tub Time Machine
"I write Stargate fan fiction. This is my bread and butter, man!" (By Joe Crowe, April 16, 2010.)

The House of the Dead
You'll either laugh yourself silly or shoot yourself in the head. Probably both. Multiple times. (By Jason Myers, October 24, 2003.)

House of Wax
"You're not going in there, are you?" (By Gary Mitchel, May 09, 2005.)

Hulk
Not "incredible," per se.... (By Martin Thomas, June 17, 2003.)

Hulk 2003 Movie Sucks / Rocks
It's so easy for everybody to pile on and criticize the 2003 Hulk movie. So let's get started! (By RevolutionSF, June 11, 2008.)

I Am Legend
A watered-down, mediocre re-interpretation of the original nihilistic classic. (By Rick Klaw, December 13, 2007.)

I, Robot
Not as bad as it could have been, but not as good as it should have been, either. (By Kevin Pezzano, July 18, 2004.)

Ice Age
If you got a problem, Yo, I'll solve it. Check out the hook while the DJ revolves it. Ice Age, baby. Word to your mother…. (By Jason Myers.)

Ice Age: The Meltdown
Once you go scrat, you never go back. (By Gary Mitchel, April 06, 2006.)

The Ice Pirates
Ice Pirates! (By Mark Bousquet, September 12, 2011.)

Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
30 minutes of solid entertainment crammed into two hours of above average art direction and cinematography. (By Anthony Taylor, January 13, 2010.)

Impostor
Originally planned as a 30 minute segment for an anthology film, Impostor so impressed the Miramax brass that they ordered a full-length feature film. They should have stuck with the original. (By Rick Klaw.)

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
It’s Uwe Boll’s best movie ever! (By Gary Mitchel, January 23, 2008.)

Incredible Hulk (2008)
"Where does she keep finding these guys?" (Spoiler free with no spoilers!) (By Gary Mitchel, June 13, 2008.)

The Incredibles
The mad genius behind The Iron Giant does himself one better! (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, November 06, 2004.)

The Incredibles 2-Disc Collector's Edition
The movie lives up to its title, and so do the special features on this too-cool DVD set. (By Andrew Kozma, March 15, 2005.)

Independence Day
Never mind whether or not it's a classic of the genre; it's not. But it's fun enough to last, and the DVD could show other movies what a DVD is for. (By Kenn McCracken.)

Indiana Jones 4 : RevolutionSF News Countdown
A collection of all the news over the years about Indy 4, in convenient countdown form. (By Joe Crowe, May 20, 2008.)

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Nineteen years since Indy last donned the fedora, the fourth film is finally a reality. Contributing editor Rick Klaw tells us if it was worth the wait. (By Rick Klaw, May 22, 2008.)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Sucks / Rocks
They got us. Here are the good and the bad things about the third Indy. (By Jason Myers and Deanna Toxopeus, May 23, 2008.)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Sucks / Rocks
In the second Indy movie, anything went. (By RevolutionSF, May 22, 2008.)

Inkheart
Hey kids! Reading is your key to fun and excitement! Kinda. (By Matthew Bey, January 25, 2009.)

Interstellar
The latest Nolan film is a gorgeous, emotionally-wrought and over long episode of The Outer Limits. (By Rick Klaw and @RickKlaw, November 07, 2014.)

The Invasion
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel bored. (By Gary Mitchel, August 23, 2007.)

The Invasion Movie Poster Contest
Nicole Kidman and the new James Bond. On a movie poster! For free! (The movie comes out Aug. 17). (By Joe Crowe, August 07, 2007.)

The Invisible
So unrealistic. Invisible dead guy hunts his killer rather than chill 24/7 in the girls’ locker room. (By Gary Mitchel, May 09, 2007.)

Iron Man
The Golden Avenger makes his triumphant feature film debut. (By Rick Klaw, May 01, 2008.)

Iron Man 2
Iron Man still rules. (By Joe Crowe, May 14, 2010.)

Iron Man 2
"I told you before. I do not want to join your super-secret boy band." (By Van Plexico, May 16, 2010.)

Iron Man 3
Robert Downey Jr. and the gang return to challenge the Mandarin amid excellent, almost non-stop action. (By Rick Klaw and @rickklaw, May 02, 2013.)

Iron Monkey
Iron Monkey, that funky monkey. This film by fight choreographer Woo-ping Yuen is like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Larry, Curly and Moe. (By Jason Myers.)

The Island
You got your Michael Bay movie in my thoughtful sci-fi! (By Gary Mitchel, July 29, 2005.)

Jack the Giant Slayer
The Saturday matinee popcorner exceeds expectations, offering a delightful, family-friendly movie (By Rick Klaw and @rickklaw, February 28, 2013.)

Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
Ray Harryhausen and his skeletons! And Hercules! (By Mark Bousquet, October 19, 2010.)

Jason X
The worst Friday the 13th movie ever… and the best. (By Jason Myers.)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
We had our doubts. Those doubts were wrong. Jay and Silent Bob rule! (By Jason Myers.)

Jeepers Creepers
A film that proves you, yes YOU, can make the most popular movie in America. (By Jason Myers.)

Jem & the Holograms: Truly Outraged: Us
Where are the Misfits? Their songs are better. (By Joe Crowe and @yojoecrowe, May 13, 2015.)

Jeremy Bulloch : RevolutionSF Interview
What the heck has the man behind Boba Fett been up to since 1983? Plenty! Get the latest with the Revolution interview. (By Amy H. Sturgis.)

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
The bad news? It's no Invader ZIM. The good news? It's no Rugrats, either. (By Paul T. Riddell.)

Joe's Apartment: New Joe's Quick and Dirty DVD Review
This one's got nothing but the movie, and the movie's not much. (By Joe Hourcle.)

John Carpenter and Ghosts of Mars
John Carpenter talks Ghosts of Mars, rates his most underrated flicks, and dishes balls-out horror. (By Jason Myers.)

John Carter
The classic Edgar Rice Burroughs novel A Princess of Mars finally arrives on the big screen in a lush, yet uneven film. (By Rick Klaw ( @rickklaw) and Brandy Whitten, March 07, 2012.)

John Carter
Another review of a rattlingly solid action adventure. (By Ian A. Watson, March 26, 2012.)

John Carter of Mars Movie Really Gets Someone To Play John Carter
We are somewhat excited about the hiring of actors for the John Carter of Mars movie. (By Joe Crowe, June 12, 2009.)

Jonah: A Veggietales Movie
Talking fruits and veggies walloping each other with halibut. What's not to like? (By Jason Myers, March 07, 2003.)

Ju-On
They just don't make 'em like this over here, folks. (By Mark Finn, September 07, 2004.)

Jumper
Anywhere is possible. A coherent storyline? Not so much. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, June 24, 2008.)

The Jungle Book 2
It's number two. And we mean that in the "polite bathroom euphemisms used by parents of small children" sense of the word. (By Jason Myers, June 12, 2003.)

The Jungle Book 40th Anniversary Edition
Disney comes through with an elegant, informative package for this beautifully restored classic. (By Peggy Hailey, October 12, 2007.)

Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Falls Off A Lot of Stuff and Screams. (By Tegan Hendrickson and @artful_username, March 04, 2015.)

Jurassic Park III
At least it isn't The Lost World.... (By Kenn McCracken.)

Jurassic Park in 3D
The dinosaurs return, flaws and all, in 3D. (By Rick Klaw and Alex, Stanley, & Natalie Brand, April 04, 2013.)

Just Like Heaven
Unbelievable! Astounding! Martin Thomas, a man, gives a positive review of a romantic comedy. (By Martin Thomas, September 19, 2005.)

Justice League: The New Frontier
With excellent voice acting, breathtaking music, and dazzling graphics, Warner Brothers produces their best super hero film in over decade. (By Rick Klaw, February 25, 2008.)

K-PAX
Healing, symbolism, and the wonders of life: the schmaltz (sorry, SCHMALTZ!!) lies thick on K-PAX. (By Navin Vembar.)

Kaboom
A movie with Thomas Dekker from Sarah Connor Chronicles, a witch, bizarre dreams, and stuff that makes no sense. (By Larry Davis, March 31, 2011.)

Kate and Leopold
Wolverine meets the Queen of Date Movies, and it's... well, it's a date movie. (By Dev Stern.)

Kick-Ass
"I was an amateur. These two were the real deal." (By Gary Mitchel, April 19, 2010.)

Kids Eat Feer: A Revolutionary Road Trip to Bubba Ho-Tep
Kids Eat Feer: A Revolutionary road trip . . . to Bubba Ho-Tep! (By Mark Finn, October 10, 2002.)

Kill Bill -- Volume 1
Too cool. Too long. Tarantino's ultimate film? (By Martin Thomas, October 09, 2003.)

Kill Bill -- Volume 1: DVDetails
And a mini-review of Kill Bill -- Volume 2 thrown in for good measure. (By Jason Myers, April 27, 2004.)

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Sequel Sucks / Rocks
More killer klowns is always a good thing. OR IS IT? (By Deanna Toxopeus, Gary Mitchel and Matt Cowger, January 02, 2012.)

King Arthur
This Arthur must be the king; he hasn't got -- well, you know the rest. (By Shane Ivey, July 11, 2004.)

King Kong
Finally, a remake that lives up to the name Kong! (By Rick Klaw, December 12, 2005.)

King of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters
"Billy Mitchell always has a plan." (By Rick Klaw, August 17, 2007.)

A Knight's Tale
WE WILL, WE WILL make a mediocre sports-fest. (By Jason Myers, May 21, 2001.)

Kung Fu Hustle
Truly alternative cinema gets a wide release. So buy a ticket, or doom the world to an eternity of Ashton Kutcher vehicles and Indiana Jones rip-offs. (By Andrew Kozma, May 03, 2005.)

Kung Fu Panda 2
"My name is Po, and I need a hat." (By Alan J. Porter, May 27, 2011.)

Labyrinth
Is Labyrinth really a fantasy masterpiece? Or is Jason just a sentimental Jim Henson groupie? (By Jason Myers, August 22, 2002.)

Lady and the Tramp 30th Anniversary Edition DVD
Includes previously unreleased song, “Tramp Looks Like A Lady”. (By Martin Thomas, April 17, 2006.)

Lady in the Water
A movie with the guy from Sideways and a fairy. The big surprise is Bruce Willis is really a woman! (By Gary Mitchel, July 26, 2006.)

The Lake House
Dream house, fixer-upper, or money pit? (By Gary Mitchel, June 30, 2006.)

Lake Placid
Betty White swears. There are also giant crocodiles. (By Joe Crowe, May 05, 2010.)

Land of the Dead
Bring out your undead! Bring out your undead! (By Andrew Kozma, July 05, 2005.)

Land of the Lost
Land of the Lost movie > root canal. (By Joe Crowe, June 09, 2009.)

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu
A cross between "The Dunwich Horror" and a Kevin Smith movie. (By David Medinnus, August 15, 2011.)

Left Behind
It's the end of the world as they know it, it's the end of the world as they know it, it's the end of the world as they know it, and they don't feel fine. (By Jason Myers, October 24, 2002.)

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force
They're are on a mission from God. Just like John Belushi, only not dead. (By Jason Myers, October 24, 2002.)

Legion of the Dead
It's From Dusk Til Dawn's younger, dumber brother. (By Jason Myers, November 21, 2002.)

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
A grim, glum, hilarious tale of woe. (By Gary Mitchel, December 25, 2004.)

Leprechaun In The Hood
Midget Midas Motherfilker! (By Shane Ivey, March 17, 2010.)

Like Moles, Like Rats: Interview with Director Jim Torres
In the movie Like Moles Like Rats, the first baby since the apocalypse is about to be born. (By Joe Crowe, March 06, 2008.)

Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
The (very small) kids will love it. You won't. (By Shane Ivey, September 20, 2005.)

Logan
Logan feels like the movie Hugh Jackman always wanted to make. (By Alan J. Porter and @AlanJPorter, February 19, 2017.)

Looper
Looper is fascinating, but falls short. (By Xander Johnson, September 27, 2012.)

Lord of the Rings Cartoon (1978)
The 1978 Lord of the Rings cartoon is barely survivable. (By Shane Ivey, April 27, 2010.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (DVD)
No, this isn't the one with the extra 30 minutes—just the one with the terrific movie and tons of great background material. (By Shane Ivey, August 08, 2002.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Howard Shore's score is as grand and glorious and heartbreaking as the book itself. Fans can't ask for a better soundtrack than this. (By Shane Ivey.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Houghton Mifflin Preview
New footage, new interviews, and snippets of the fantastic score: a Rings preview hits bookstores nationwide. (By Rachel K. Ivey.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
All's well as ends better, as the Gaffer used to say. (By Shane Ivey, December 20, 2003.)

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
See what someone who hasn't read Tolkien thought of the movie. If you want to. (By Joe Crowe, December 27, 2002.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
To paraphrase Lewis: Here are beauties which pierce like swords or burn like cold iron; here are films that will break your heart. (By Shane Ivey, December 27, 2002.)

The Losers
Aptly named, The Losers fails to deliver on almost every cinematic level. (By Rick Klaw, April 23, 2010.)

Love Story 2050
When love is eternal . . . even God bends his rules. (By Matthew Bey, July 15, 2008.)

Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N.
Dick Van Dyke does his best Gilligan impersonation. But he's got something Bob Denver never had: An astro-chimp sidekick! (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, May 26, 2005.)

LXG: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Movie
LXG: It's no Armageddon, Thank God. (By Jess Nevins, July 12, 2003.)

Man of Steel
Jumbled thoughts and a spoiler-heavy review of the new Superman movie. (By Mark Finn, June 17, 2013.)

Mansquito
Hey! Mansquito! (By Joe Crowe, June 04, 2010.)

Marvel`s Avengers
Best. Superhero movie. Ever. (By Mark Bousquet, May 09, 2012.)

Marvel`s The Avengers
The ultimate Marvel movie! (By Rick Klaw (@RickKlaw), May 03, 2012.)

Marvel`s The Avengers
Why the Avengers movie is not the best thing since sliced bread. (By Ryan Guthrie, May 21, 2012.)

Mary Poppins 40th Anniversary Edition DVD
Once upon a time there was a magical kingdom that made wonderful movies that weren't meant to go straight to DVD, but when they did go to DVD they were wonderful anyway. . . . (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, January 25, 2005.)

The Matrix Reloaded: DVDetails
"Reloaded" may not have suffered from sequelitis, but this DVD sure does. (By Kevin Pezzano, October 28, 2003.)

The Matrix Revolutions
Our reviewer liked it better than YOUR reviewer! And not just because our name is in its title. (By Kevin Pezzano, November 08, 2003.)

The Matrix Revolutions: DVDetails
So what if "Revolutions" was worse than "Reloaded." It gets the better DVD. (By Kevin Pezzano, April 25, 2004.)

The Matrix: Reloaded
Whoa. (By Kevin Pezzano, May 22, 2003.)

Max Payne
Hollywood brings us a video-game movie that is every bit as irrelevant as you would expect. (By Matthew Bey, October 22, 2008.)

Max Payne
Max Payne is nothing if he isn't introspective and thoughtful. With a gun. (By Matthew Bey, October 22, 2008.)

Meet Dave
Discovering what it means to be human has never been this awkward. (By Matthew Bey, July 11, 2008.)

Meet the Robinsons
With family in tow our intrepid reviewer discovers that "meeting the Robinsons" got overlooked in Disney's latest family comedy. (By Matthew Pook, April 18, 2007.)

Meet the Spartans
Watch only if you like being pounded over the head (with tired pop culture references). (By Jorge de la Cova, February 06, 2008.)

Men In Black II
Men in Bland is more like it... (By Kenn McCracken, July 18, 2002.)

Men In Suits
Interviews with the actors under the skins of famous movie creatures. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, April 16, 2013.)

The Messengers
They ain’t no singing telegram. (By Gary Mitchel, February 19, 2007.)

Michael Hoffman, Scary Tales Director: RevolutionSF Interview
RevSF asks Michael Hoffman, director of Scary Tales, a coupla stupid questions. (By Jason Myers.)

Million Dollar Duck
Shunning such outmoded concepts as coherent scripts and production quality, Disney Studios achieved new levels of mediocrity in the 1970s. Million Dollar Duck, however, stands alone as King of the Drivel. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, April 21, 2005.)

Minority Report
Minority Report is one of that too-rare type of science fiction filmmaking: riveting, exciting, deep, and almost astonishingly smart. Don't miss it. (By Kevin Pezzano, June 30, 2002.)

MirrorMask
Stunningly gorgeous, achingly empty. (By Rick Klaw, October 18, 2005.)

Mirrors
.kool ot tnaw uoy wonk uoY (By Andrew Kozma, August 22, 2008.)

Misfits
A superhero show about the least heroic people imaginable. (By Matt Cowger, July 24, 2011.)

Mission: Impossible III
J.J. Abrams’ impossible mission: Make us forget that Tom Cruise has jumped the couch. (By Gary Mitchel, May 11, 2006.)

The Mist
Mist. Religious nuts. Otherworldly creatures. Blood. You know the drill. (By Peggy Hailey, November 21, 2007.)

Monsters vs. Aliens
This cartoon brings new depth to the traditional animosity between monsters and aliens. But only literally. (By Matthew Bey, April 02, 2009.)

Monsters, Inc.
If you liked Toy Story and A Bug's Life, you'll LOVE Monsters, Inc. Well, you'll LIKE it at least. (By Jason Myers.)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The Quick and Dirty DVD Review
What rating do you give the Holy Grail DVD? Twoóno, nine! Aaaaagh! (By Joe Hourcle, August 08, 2002.)

The Mothman Prophecies
This is the kind of thriller that reminds us why we used to love The X-Files. (By Jason Myers and Kenn McCracken.)

The Mothman Prophecies Q&A
Mothman director Mark Pellington discusses the film, the mythology, and kicking actors in the ass. (By Jason Myers.)

The Mothman Prophecies: Special Edition DVD
[Insert puerile joke about mothballs here.] (By Jason Myers, May 28, 2003.)

Movie Probe : 113 Degrees, Beyond Words, Scopia,
Kickstarters, short films, and music for you to buy in to, and get enjoyment out of. (By Joe Crowe, February 07, 2013.)

Movie Probe : Kernel Panic, Worldline, Railway Children
Watch these movies about post-apocalypse, space, and other locations of nerdy interest. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, December 11, 2012.)

Movie Probe: Chaos on the Bridge
Shatner interviews the stars and creators of Next Gen. Hijinks ensue. (By Joe Crowe and @RevolutionSF, August 21, 2015.)

Movie Probe: Day People, Prism
Moral ambiguity. A floating robot. These short films have it all. (By Joe Crowe and @RevolutionSF, January 22, 2016.)

Movie Probe: Ecstasy of Isabel Mann, Malevolents, Hollows Grove
A trio of Halloweenie movies for you to find and consume. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, October 29, 2014.)

Movie Probe: Final Moments of Karl Brant
A 16-minute movie about artificial intelligence and murder. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, August 20, 2013.)

Movie Probe: Found in Time
A psychic collector gets unstuck in time. Hijinks ensue! (By Joe Crowe and @RevolutionSF, June 01, 2015.)

Movie Probe: Life Tracker
The guy from Kyle XY stars as DNA predicts futures that are not fun. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, November 16, 2013.)

Movie Probe: Mythica, Protokon, Time Signature, Visiting
Reviews of a fantasy flick, an old-school homage and sci-fi shorts. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, April 05, 2015.)

Movie Probe: Portal, Beast, The Garden
Check out Portal, the sci-fi drug series! (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, December 30, 2014.)

Movie Probe: Science Team, Ghoster, Legend of Zelda
Expanding your horizons by finding you new movies and web series. (We are givers.) (By Joe Crowe, August 15, 2013.)

Movie Probe: So Dark, Isabel Mann
Vampire horror short films. Good stuff. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, April 25, 2013.)

Movie Probe: Three Days Dead
Gore-tastic and fun zombie flick. (By Joe Crowe and @RevolutionSF, July 09, 2015.)

Mr. Magorium`s Wonder Emporium
Magical toy stores aren't always what they're cracked up to be. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, November 18, 2007.)

Mulan II
This movie has it all. Adventure! Romance! Animation and songs that are pretty good but don't measure up to the original! (By Gary Mitchel, February 13, 2005.)

The Mummy
It ain't Indiana Jones, but it tries. (By Jason Myers, May 10, 2001.)

Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
"You people are mummy magnets!" (By Gary Mitchel, August 13, 2008.)

The Mummy Returns
More! Better! Faster! Well, more, anyway. (By Jason Myers.)

MuppetFest Part II
In which the performers pick up their puppets to explain the origins of the characters. And—who knew?—the Muppet crew make HUTA jokes too. (By Jason Myers, June 27, 2002.)

MuppetFest, Part I
In which everyone explains how they joined Team Muppet! (By Jason Myers, June 24, 2002.)

Muppets
Soaked in nostalgia, and a Muppety triumph of pleasantness. (By Mark Bousquet, November 27, 2011.)

Muppets from Space
A review of the 1999 Muppet movie. Guaranteed 100% HUTA-free. (By Jason Myers, August 22, 2002.)

Mutant Chronicles
In a world with anachronistic technological elements and machines that could never possibly work, one man must fight the mutant scourge. With a buncha other people. (By Matthew Bey, April 25, 2009.)

My Bloody Valentine 3D
We LOVE ... No. We want to be just friends with ... Uh, we are just being nice to My Bloody Valentine 3D. (By Jorge de la Cova, January 29, 2009.)

My Super Ex-Girlfriend
My Super Ex-Girlfriend = Superman + Swingers + Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction. (By Navin Vembar, July 23, 2006.)

Nanny McPhee
Nanny likes the sticks, the sticks that go BOOM. (By Martin Thomas, January 31, 2006.)

National Treasure
Oh Boromir, when will you stop chasing the bling-bling? (By George Edward Purdy, November 16, 2004.)

National Treasure 2: DVDetails
So many special features, we had to induce vomiting halfway through so we could finish them all. (By Laura Eldred, June 17, 2008.)

National Treasure : Book of Secrets
A Jerry Bruckheimer movie with no explosions! This one has disintegration, though. (By Deanna Toxopeus, December 28, 2007.)

National Treasure DVDetails
Does this "special edition" ride the short bus? (By Alan J. Porter, January 10, 2008.)

New Directions: A Growing Minority
Are successful sci-fi literary adaptations finally going to come into their own? (By Lou Anders, July 18, 2002.)

New Directions: A Look at Fantasy's Post-Rings Future
Lou Anders talks to authors David B. Coe, Alex Irvine, and Terry McGarry, and screenwriter Gary Goldman (Minority Report, Total Recall) about the influence of the Rings movies on film and fiction. (By Lou Anders.)

New Directions: Mind the Gap
It may be too much to ask that sci-fi on the screen live up to sci-fi on the page. But can't more of it at least be science fiction? (By Lou Anders.)

Next
Nicolas Cage can see the future. But his skull's not on fire this time. (By Deanna Toxopeus, May 04, 2007.)

Night of the Living Dead Reanimated
Artists interpret the horror classic in comics, action figures, and sock puppets. (By Jorge de la Cova, January 12, 2011.)

Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor)
The first Russian blockbuster borrows elements of many other movies -- and weaves them brilliantly together. (By Matthew Pook, October 15, 2005.)

Nightbeasts
Native Americans and the boy from Gremlins vs. Bigfeet. But this movie had me at Gremlins. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, November 26, 2013.)

The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3-D
If it’s 3-D, it’s for me! (By Todd Shearer, October 24, 2006.)

Nim's Island
If you have an interest in psychology and pain, this artistically ambitious film is for you. (By Navin Vembar, April 07, 2008.)

Nintendo Quest
Nintendo fan seeks games and looks deep at the Nintendo legacy. (By Michael Falkner and @womprat99, October 19, 2015.)

Nirvana
Christopher Lambert, when will you learn? Come to think of it, when will we? (By Andrew Kozma, July 17, 2006.)

Nothing
Has RevSF truly written a review about Nothing? Or will Bill Mumy wish you into the corn field if you follow the link? Go ahead, click. We dare you. (By Rick Klaw, October 14, 2005.)

The Number 23
Contains large amounts of the number two. (By Gary Mitchel, March 06, 2007.)

The Omen
Put the dog down, Damien. (By Gary Mitchel, June 21, 2006.)

The One
Four-color and videogame-ready, The One is all physical grace and brutal action. (And not much else, but at least it knows its limitations.) (By Kenn McCracken.)

The One: Morgan and Wong Tell All
Filmmakers Glen Morgan and James Wong on producing The One, rewriting Final Destination, killing the Lone Gunmen, and more. (By Jason Myers.)

The Order
I'll have some wine, a can of cheese whiz, and a package of Jesus crackers, please. (By Jason Myers and Andrew Kozma, September 12, 2003.)

Oscar Predictions 2003: RevolutionSF Edition
We know what we WANT to win. Here's what WILL win. (By RevolutionSF Staff, February 28, 2004.)

Osmosis Jones
Plenty of goop. Not much originality. (By Navin Vembar.)

The Others
Silence, darkness, terror... The Others is a rare treat in a summer of noise and empty flash. (By Jason Myers.)

Our Love / Hate Relationship with Star Wars
A gaggle of RevSF zealots look at our history with Star Wars. (By Various RevolutionSF Artists, December 15, 2015.)

Over the Hedge
We love us some William Shatner. Even animated William Shatner. (By Martin Thomas, June 21, 2006.)

Oz The Great and Powerful
This movie is better than having a tree throw apples at you. (By Larry Davis, May 08, 2013.)

Pacific Rim
A gaggle of RevSF folks talk about monster-punching giant robots. (By RevolutionSF and @revolutionsf, July 19, 2013.)

Pacific Rim Haiku!
Awesome folks wrote haiku about giant robots and giant monsters. (By RevolutionSF, July 09, 2013.)

Pan's Labyrinth
An exploration of the dark heart of Spain’s recent history and an ambiguous fairy tale sounds an impossible combination, but in the hands of Guillermero del Toro, it will surely be interesting. The good news is: it is better than that. (By Matthew Pook, January 02, 2007.)

Pan's Labyrinth
Beautiful, haunting images and gorgeous cinematography. In other words: good stuff. (By Rick Klaw, January 14, 2007.)

Paprika
An absorbing visual fantasy about dreams. (By Navin Vembar, June 18, 2007.)

Passengers
Like Lost in Space, if you were supposed to root for Dr. Smith. (By Alan J. Porter and @alanjporter, January 01, 2017.)

Path of Evil
What Hitchcock's Psycho did for taking showers, this movie does for drying off after your shower. Air dry, as God intended, or face the horror of... Not The Key Hole Killer. (By Laura Eldred, January 24, 2006.)

Pathfinder
Allegorical anti-Minnesota propaganda secretly funded by Washington D.C. (By Gary Mitchel, April 26, 2007.)

Persepolis
The movie adaptation of a graphic novel about a woman both frustrating and admirable. (By Navin Vembar, February 06, 2008.)

Peter Pan
They just don't make them as gay and innocent and heartless as they used to. (By Shane Ivey, December 30, 2003.)

The Phoenix and the Carpet
What do you get when you take four bored children, a magical phoenix and an ancient flying carpet? Why, a high-flying British fantasy adventure, of course! (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, December 12, 2005.)

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
The blockbuster pirate movie squares off against a pirate movie fan. Who will survive?! (By Mark Finn, July 07, 2006.)

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
RevSF looks at the film from a decidedly female perspective. (By Laura Eldred, July 10, 2006.)

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
No love for the monkey. (By Navin Vembar, June 28, 2007.)

Pirates of the Caribbean At World`s End DVDetails
"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." (By Alan J. Porter, December 14, 2007.)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Jack the monkey's back! And the rest of the movie is good piratey business, too. Ghar. (By Mark Finn, May 25, 2007.)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
A missed opportunity, and an excuse to watch Johnny Depp parade around in eyeliner. (By Laura Eldred, June 04, 2011.)

Pitch Black
A little flawed, but better than most: this is an sf horror flick with style. (By Navin Vembar.)

Pixar Short Films Collection Vol. 1
Everyone knows that Pixar makes some brilliant short movies, but is this collection worth the (pricey) price? (By Peggy Hailey, November 13, 2007.)

Planet of the Apes
Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch. Why Tim Roth and Helena Bonham Carter rule the planet. (By Jason Myers.)

Planet of the Apes 40th Anniversary : The Wisdom of Zaius
Heed the words of the greatest ape ever there was. (By Deanna Toxopeus, January 01, 2009.)

Planet of the Apes : Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Interview
Hollywood veteran Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa discusses his role in Planet of the Apes, the secret of Charlton Heston's role, and who looks most like a monkey. (By Jason Myers.)

Planetfall
Sci-fi spaghetti western. Female bounty hunters. Psionic warriors. Good stuff. (By Joe Crowe, June 10, 2007.)

Pocahontas: 10th Anniversary Edition DVD
Disney takes on European exploration of the New World, but "A Whole New World" it ain't. (By Martin Thomas, May 03, 2005.)

The Polar Express
Bosom Buddies Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari, together again in a new Christmas classic! (By Gary Mitchel, November 10, 2004.)

Pooh's Heffalump Movie
Hannibal had his elephants. Sauron had oliphaunts. And Roo, well, that little kangaroo has his very own heffalump. The question is, what does one do with a heffalump? (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, June 21, 2005.)

The Powerpuff Girls Movie
Indie cred, smart writing, hilarious action, massive success: How do they get away with it?! (By Martin Thomas, July 04, 2002.)

Predators
"Does this look like a team orientated group of individuals to you?" (By Joe Crowe, July 22, 2010.)

The Prestige
More proof (as if it were needed) that David Bowie is a god. (By Laura Eldred, October 27, 2006.)

Priest
Priests vs. vampires. (By Cam Crowder , July 14, 2011.)

Primer
It's jaw-dropping science fiction, not a lesson in physics (well, almost). (By Matt Cowger, May 20, 2005.)

Prom Night
You could show this to your 6 year old. Except don't. (By Paul O. Miles, May 04, 2008.)

Prometheus
The most hyped non men-in-capes movie of the summer. (By Sarah Arnold, June 14, 2012.)

Prometheus
One part examination of faith, and one part an attempt at sci-fi exploration. (By Ryan Guthrie, June 21, 2012.)

The Punisher
See Jane punish. (By Joe Crowe, May 13, 2004.)

The Punisher (1989)
Just in case you forgot that it sucked. (By Gary Mitchel and Joe Crowe, April 23, 2004.)

Push
In which Dakota Fanning plays a street imp with Kitty Pryde-esque aplomb. (By Jorge de la Cova, February 11, 2009.)

Q&A with J.C.
J.C. talks about Halloween, and why he owes everything to William Shatner. (By Jason Myers, February 19, 2003.)

Quantum of Solace
Once more around the world, James? The second Daniel Craig outing is a forgettable, mediocre addition to the Bond franchise. (By Rick Klaw, November 13, 2008.)

Quarantine
"Keep the light on me." (By Jorge de la Cova, October 13, 2008.)

Queen of Outer Space
The Wiseguy Geekboy Bad Movie Review! (By Phillip White.)

The Queen of the Damned
You might like it... if you forget about the book. (By Jason Myers.)

Race
A sci-fi race-car driver competes in an action-crammed run for his life. (By Joe Crowe, July 25, 2010.)

Raiders of the Lost Ark Sucks / Rocks
RevolutionSF looks back at Raiders of the Lost Ark, and gives it both the idol and the whip. (By RevolutionSF, May 21, 2008.)

Rango
"It`s gun lotion." (By Alan J. Porter, March 14, 2011.)

Ratatouille
Rats and food, mixed hilariously. (By Rick Klaw, June 28, 2007.)

Ratatouille: DVDetails
Do ya smelllllll what The Rat is cooking!?!? (By Alan J. Porter, November 15, 2007.)

Real Steel
It`s not Rock `Em Sock `Em Robots. And yet, it is. (By Ryan Guthrie, October 25, 2011.)

The Reaping
Nothing fights plague like Hilary Swank. And daily flossing. (By Gary Mitchel, April 15, 2007.)

Rebel Leaders of Sci-Fi
Somebody has to keep the X-wings gassed up. Here's a countdown of the best rebel leaders ever. (By Adrian Simmons, January 24, 2007.)

RED
"We`re putting the band back together." (By Alan J. Porter, October 14, 2010.)

Reeker
Smells like teen dismemberment. (By Laura Eldred, October 30, 2007.)

Reign of Fire
Big dragons. Big explosions. If you want more than that, don't bother looking because it's just not there. (By Mark Finn, July 11, 2002.)

Renaissance: Paris 2054
Not amazing. Not too shabby, either. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, August 14, 2007.)

Resident Evil
The bad news: Romero didn't direct it. The good news: It's flesh-tearing, arm-gnawing fun. (By Jason Myers.)

Resident Evil -- A Second Take
For once we can be glad a film didn't live up to its potential.... (By Kenn McCracken.)

Resident Evil Apocalypse
Milla vs. zombies. Press triangle to begin. (By Gary Mitchel, September 19, 2004.)

Resident Evil Extinction
This movie has 1)zombies and 2) fightin'. (By Jorge de la Cova, September 30, 2007.)

The Return
Just killing time while we await the release of "The Grudge: Part Scooby Deux." (By Laura Eldred, November 17, 2006.)

Return to Neverland
Return to Never Land. But don't expect too much. (By Jason Myers.)

Reviews Askew: The Films of Kevin Smith
RevolutionSF looks back at the films of Kevin Smith. (By Joe Crowe.)

RevolutionSF at the Movies: Definitive Year-in-Review 2005
For your renting pleasure, a list by rating of every 2005 movie. Even non sci-fi ones. (By The RevolutionSF staff, May 31, 2006.)

RevolutionSF Contest : Best Things About The Apocalypse
The post-apocalypse animated flick has swag. And we have contest winners! (By Joe Crowe, August 13, 2009.)

RevolutionSF Contest: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Art Book Winners!
Win the movie art book from this presidential documentary. (By RevolutionSF (@revolutionsf), June 28, 2012.)

RevolutionSF Contest: Win Paranorman Swag
Win swag from the movie Paranorman! (By RevolutionSF, August 16, 2012.)

RevolutionSF Contest: Win Surrogates Movie Stuff (Now With Winners)
Win stuff from the Surrogates movie. Robot body for yourself not included. (By RevolutionSF, September 21, 2009.)

RevolutionSF Definitive 2004 Movie Year in Review
The power of RevSF compels you. (By Jason Myers, May 05, 2005.)

RevolutionSF Film Awards 2001
The votes are in! Join us in celebrating the best of the year's movies, and giving a little well-earned misery to the rest. (By Joe Crowe and Shane Ivey.)

RevolutionSF Has An Opinion: Black Widow and Joss Whedon
A call to action about the Black Widow / Joss Whedon craziness. (By Mark Finn and @finnswake, May 07, 2015.)

RevolutionSF Has An Opinion: Where Did The Geek Excitement Go?
Breaking down geek reactions in this brave post-Guardians era. (By Tegan Hendrickson and Mark Finn, August 02, 2014.)

RevolutionSF Interview : Dirt Dauber Creator Steve Daniels
An odd little film influenced by Shub Niggurath, the black goat in the woods with a thousand young. (By Matt Cowger, December 13, 2010.)

RevolutionSF Interview : Iron Sky Director Timo Vuorensola
Kick some Nazi arse! We interview the director of the space Nazi sci-fi comedy Iron Sky. (By Matt Cowger, June 01, 2010.)

RevolutionSF Interview : Radium Director Daniel Fallik
We interview the director of Radium, a sci-fi movie filmed in Israel. (By Matt Cowger, June 07, 2010.)

RevolutionSF Interview: Absence Movie Director Jimmy Loweree
We talk with the director about staging UFO sightings and guerrilla filmmaking. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, June 27, 2013.)

RevolutionSF Interview: Displacement Movie Director Ken Mader
Talking to the director of a sci-fi flick featuring Superman 2`s Sarah Douglas. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, June 05, 2013.)

RevolutionSF Interview: Hawk the Slayer Director Terry Marcel
We interview the director of the 1980 sword and sorcery classic and talk about the upcoming sequel! (By Joe Crowe and @RevolutionSF, September 11, 2015.)

RevolutionSF Interview: Makeup and Costume Creator Todd Tucker
We interview the effects and makeup wizard from Smurfs and Sons of Anarchy (yes. both.) (By Joe Crowe @revolutionsf, February 01, 2013.)

RevolutionSF Interview: Sharknado Writer Thunder Levin
The writer of Sharknado interviewed. YES SIR. (By Joe Crowe and @Revolutionsf, August 18, 2013.)

RevolutionSF Interview: White Lily Film Creators Oldfeld, Reynolds
Talking to the creators about their sci-fi short film. (By Joe Crowe, August 25, 2013.)

RevolutionSF Movie Previews: Spring-Summer 2004
Clip and save this handy and dandy guide to 2004 sci-fi movies and stuff. (By RevolutionSF Staff, March 24, 2004.)

RevolutionSF Podcast: Geeky Movies of May & June 2015
New podcasts! A plethora of movies and what we say about them. (By Various RevSF artists, June 01, 2015.)

RevolutionSF Podcast: Marvel Throws Down Infinity Gauntlet
Marvel and DC movies. We talk about all the things. (By RevolutionSF and @revolutionsf, November 11, 2014.)

RevolutionSF Podcast: Women in Geek Media
Women in sci-fi 2015: We are not things, but where is our stuff? (By Various artists, July 29, 2015.)

RevolutionSF Remembers Bettie Page
The legendary pinup queen passed away. (By RevolutionSF, December 12, 2008.)

RevolutionSF Remembers Charlton Heston
We remember the man who looked for it, even though Zaius told him he might not like what he found. (By Joe Crowe, April 06, 2008.)

RevolutionSF Remembers David Bowie and Alan Rickman
Thoughts and memories of the influence of two superstars. (By Various RevSF artists, January 21, 2016.)

RevolutionSF Remembers Forry Ackerman
The inventor of the term "sci-fi" has died. (By RevolutionSF, December 07, 2008.)

RevolutionSF Remembers Ray Harryhausen
The special effects godfather and King Kong fan remembered by Mark Finn. (By Mark Finn and @finnswake, May 08, 2013.)

RevolutionSF Remembers Stan Winston
We look at the sci-fi works of the special effects wizard. (By Gary Mitchel, Peggy Hailey, June 17, 2008.)

RevolutionSF Team-Up: Carnage in the Comic-Book Cinema!
Join us for a moment's reminiscence filled with fondness, laughter, and stark raging hate. (By RevolutionSF Staff, July 26, 2003.)

RevolutionSF Watercooler : Dead Han Solo
Harrison Ford wishes Han Solo died. Bummer. (By RevolutionSF, November 12, 2010.)

RevolutionSF Watercooler : Disney Buys Lucasfilm, Internet Cracks In Half
MOAR clever discussion about Disney swallowing Star Wars much like the Sarlacc Pit. (By RevolutionSF , November 08, 2012.)

RevolutionSF Watercooler : Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight
A Twilight fan says Wolfman is a ripoff of Twilight. We try to wrap our fragile little minds around it. (By RevolutionSF, February 19, 2010.)

RevolutionSF Watercooler: Disney Buys Lucasfilm
HOLY FORCING SITH! We discuss the relevant issues of the Star Wars / Mickey Mouse deal. (By RevolutionSF , November 02, 2012.)

RevolutionSF Watercooler: Spider-Man 2012 Movie Costume
The 1970s salt shaker eyes are back! (Includes looks at the new Spider-Man movie costume.) (By RevolutionSF, July 15, 2011.)

RevolutionSF Watercooler: Superman Movie Costume
We totally, very seriously analyze the new guy in the Superman movie costume. (By RevolutionSF, August 31, 2011.)

RevolutionSF Wish List 2007 : Ellen Datlow
Editor Ellen Datlow checks in with her wish list for 2007. (By Ellen Datlow, December 28, 2007.)

RevSF Podcast: Drowning in Moonlight: Remembering Carrie Fisher
The princess remembered. (By Various RevSF Artists, March 24, 2017.)

The Ring
By the time you read this, I'll probably be dead... (By Harrison Bergeron, October 09, 2002.)

The Ring 2
Sequelitis strikes again. (By Gary Mitchel, April 05, 2005.)

The Ring Q&A
Picking the brains of screenwriter Ehren Kruger, and producers Walter F. Parkes and Laurie MacDonald. (By Jason Myers, October 11, 2002.)

Robin Hood
The Robin Hood myth, but without the parts that make the Robin Hood myth powerful. (By Alan J. Porter, May 14, 2010.)

Robin Hood: Most Wanted Edition
That Robin Hood is a fox. No, literally, a fox. (By Alan J. Porter, February 08, 2007.)

Robinson Crusoe on Mars
The 1964 classic is on Blu-Ray. It has ADAM WEST AND A MONKEY. (By Joe Crowe, April 07, 2011.)

Robots
Pixar, watch your back. . . . (By Gary Mitchel, March 15, 2005.)

Rollerball
"It's time to start running!" If you're in the ticket line for Rollerball, that is.... (By Jason Myers.)

Roving Mars
Two rovers. One planet. And all the CGI they can handle. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, August 16, 2007.)

The Ruins
Just when you thought it was safe to go south of the border... (By Matthew Bey, April 06, 2008.)

Sam Raimi: The Spider-Man Q&A
Sam Raimi talks Spider-Man, Bruce Campbell, and the business of filmmaking! (By Jason Myers.)

The Santa Clause 2
Santa's coming early this yearÖ thanks to Mrs. Claus. (By Jason Myers, October 30, 2002.)

Sasquatch
A good movie... for me to SaSquat on! (By Jason Myers, March 11, 2003.)

Saw
How much blood would you spill to get out of a mediocre horror movie? (By Gary Mitchell, October 31, 2004.)

Saw 2
Gettin' jiggy with it. (By Gary Mitchel, December 05, 2005.)

Saw 3
Finally, a movie where that punk Donnie from the New Kids gets his. (By Gary Mitchel, November 04, 2006.)

Saw IV
Why would you see Saw 4? Because the monkey bars are chocolate-covered. (By Gary Mitchel, November 02, 2007.)

Scariest Scenes In Horror Movies: American Werewolf, The Ring, The Thing
Jack and David get ambushed, in our look at the scariest scenes in horror flicks. (By Mark Finn, October 31, 2011.)

Scary Movie 2
The movie that dares you to settle. (By Jason Myers.)

Scary Movie 3
This movie blows ass chunks. (By Robert E. Mansperger, Jr., May 17, 2004.)

Scary Tales
The Wiseguy Geekboy Bad Movie Review, with guest columnist Jason Myers. (By Jason Myers, December 05, 2001.)

Scary Tales: The Return of Longfellow
The movie that the makers of Identity donít want you to see. (By Jason Myers, May 28, 2003.)

Sci-Fi Bunnies: Night of the Lepus
That night. THAT NIGHT! (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, April 05, 2015.)

Sci-Fi Mentors Vol. 1 : Kenobi, Gandalf, Merlin, Morpheus
From a certain point of view, some of them tell the truth. (By Adrian Simmons, September 04, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Moms: Malla from the Star Wars Holiday Special
Let the wookiee mom win. (By Joe Crowe and @yojoecrowe, May 11, 2014.)

Sci-Fi Movie Preview : 2009-2012
Nerd-related movies for the next four years, all in one convenient guide. (By Joe Crowe, February 24, 2009.)

Sci-Fi Movie Preview : Fall 2007
A look at things to do in a dark theater with popcorn. (By Joe Crowe, August 23, 2007.)

Sci-Fi Movie Preview : Jonah Hex, Toy Story 3, Twilight Eclipse
The new Twilight is here! The new Twilight is here! And our previews of the rest of June. (By RevolutionSF, May 27, 2010.)

Sci-Fi Movie Preview : Robin Hood, Shrek, Prince of Persia
Our smarty-pants - ified preview of Robin Hood, Shrek Forever AFter, Prince of Persia, and Survival of the Dead. (By RevolutionSF, May 04, 2010.)

Sci-Fi Movie Preview Spring 2005 : Sin City, Hitchhikers Guide, Revenge of the Sith
Your preview of sci-fi between now and June 2005. The Guide! The Gaiman! The last Star Wars ever! (By RevolutionSF Staff, March 23, 2005.)

Sci-Fi Movie Preview: Fall 2005
We'll always love you, sci-fi! Even when it's not summer! (By RevolutionSF Staff, August 09, 2005.)

Sci-Fi Movie Preview: Fall-Winter 2004
At long last we get to see the big-screen version of -- Man-Thing? (By RevolutionSF Staff, August 01, 2004.)

Sci-Fi Movie Showcase : Groundbreaking Special Effects
Our favorite sci-fi movies that broke ground in special effects. (By Various RevolutionSF artists, January 06, 2011.)

Sci-Fi Movies : The Sargasso Of January
It's January, and the yearly movie dump has begun! RevolutionSF is here to help you sort the dreck from the gems. (By Paul T. Riddell.)

Sci-Fi Remake Central: Predators, Sin City 2, Children of the Corn
Children of the Corn remake bursts out of the shuck. (By Joe Crowe, September 28, 2009.)

Sci-Fi Remake Newsblast : The Big List
Sci-fi remake news all in one place. Some even may get made. (By Joe Crowe, August 21, 2009.)

Sci-Fi TV Preview: Syfy Channel 2011 -2012
The new Syfy TV schedules are here! The new Syfy TV schedules are here! (By Joe Crowe, April 14, 2011.)

The Scorpion King
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women... if you SMELLLLLLLLLLLL what the Scorp is cookin'! (By Joe Crowe.)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
"My baggage does not try and kill me every five minutes." (By Alan J. Porter, August 13, 2010.)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Edgar Wright has very soft hands. (By Sarah Arnold, August 16, 2010.)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The best geek romantic comedy ever produced is now on DVD. (By Rick Klaw, November 11, 2010.)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Our movie reviewer Gary Mitchel is not in lesbians with this movie. (By Gary Mitchel, November 18, 2010.)

Scream 4
Spoilers! Our review of Scream 4 is crammed full of spoilers. (But that`s OK if you saw it already. Or is it?) (By Laura Eldred, April 24, 2011.)

Scrooged
There are lots of Christmas Carol adaptations, but none scream the 1980s as loud as Scrooged. (By Mark Bousquet, December 24, 2011.)

Secret Window
The only thing that matters is the ending. (By Jason Myers and Andrew Kozma, March 17, 2004.)

See No Evil
Should you? (By Gary Mitchel, May 24, 2006.)

Seed of Chucky
Two of Seed of Chucky’s main characters starred in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Take that, National Treasure! (By Gary Mitchel, November 16, 2004.)

The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
"How'd you get here? And why are you wearing those weird clothes? And is that girl with you wearing pants? WITCH!" (By Navin Vembar, October 12, 2007.)

Serenity
The short-lived, cult favorite Firefly makes a triumphant move to the big screen. (By Matthew Pook, September 29, 2005.)

Serenity : The River Tam Sessions
So you've seen the weird girl on Serenity and wondered, what's the deal? The deal is here. And it ain't pretty. (By Shane Ivey, August 26, 2005.)

Serenity: (Another) Preview Screening
"Take me out to the black/Tell them I ain't comin' back. . . ." Lucky for us, it did. (By Kristi Price, August 25, 2005.)

Serenity: A Preview Screening
They can't take the smile from me, since I saw Serenity. (By Gary Mitchel, July 08, 2005.)

The Shaft
"This is one bad m--" "Shut your mouth!" "I'm just talkin' ëbout The Shaft." (By Jason Myers, May 28, 2003.)

Shark Tale
We’ve smelt batter. (By Gary Mitchel, October 04, 2004.)

Sharknado and Sharknado 2: The Second One
Aaaaaaaaaargh! (By Joe Crowe and @yojoecrowe, December 19, 2014.)

Shaun of the Dead
A terrific look at humor, romance, the search for meaning in life, and brain-eating zombies. (By Andrew Kozma, September 30, 2004.)

Shrek
Much more than a spoof, Shrek is a fairy tale about fairy tales. It's also one of the best movies of the summer. (By Jason Myers.)

Shrek 2
This is for the 17 people out there who haven’t already seen it. (By Gary Mitchel, June 02, 2004.)

Shrek the Third
Third time not quite so charming. (By Deanna Toxopeus, May 28, 2007.)

Shutter
The scariest reviews are the ones that are real. (By Matthew Bey, March 27, 2008.)

The Signal
Do you have the crazy? (By Matthew Bey, February 26, 2008.)

Signs
Three years after The Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan is no longer a wunderkind. Just a very, very good filmmaker. (By Kenn McCracken, August 01, 2002.)

Silent Hill
Easily the most horrifying videogame movie since "Super Mario Bros." (By Andrew Kozma and Laura Eldred, April 27, 2006.)

Simian Cinema 2.0
In celebration of The Rise of the Planet of the Apes, our resident gorilla movie expert Rick Klaw revisits Simian Cinema. (By Rick Klaw, August 03, 2011.)

Simian Cinema: Sci-Fi Ape Appreciation
King Kong Vs. Godzilla is fun because it's a giant ape versus a fire breathing mutant dinosaur. The WWE wishes it had stars and action as cool. But like the WWE, it just ain't that good. (By Rick Klaw, May 12, 2003.)

The Simpsons Movie
How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling? (By Rick Klaw & Brandy Whitten-Kla, July 29, 2007.)

The Simpsons Movie
Binge responsibly. (By Navin Vembar, July 30, 2007.)

Sin City
This movie will alter your state of consciousness by sheer force of sensory assault and singularity of vision. So what are you waiting for? Go see it! (By Kevin Pezzano, April 04, 2005.)

The Sixth Sense
Remember when everything M. Night Shyamalan did was awesome? Spoiler warning: Bruce Willis is really a man! (By Shane Ivey and Kenn McCracken, June 25, 2008.)

Skeleton Key
The director of Hackers puts the classic horror mojo on audiences — almost. (By Jonathan McCalmont, August 08, 2005.)

Skinwalkers
Werewolf movie follows horror movie playbook. Includes Roswell star shirtless. (By Deanna Toxopeus, August 14, 2007.)

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
You've heard all about the director's years spent making this movie and the way it went 100% blue screen. Now, the good news: It works. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, September 19, 2004.)

Sky High
As superhero movies go, Disney's teen-lite high schooler is a sidekick. (By Gary Mitchel, August 04, 2005.)

Sky High: DVDetails
Young teens clobber the Fantastic Four. (By Martin Thomas, December 12, 2005.)

Skyfall
The 50 year old Bond returns in one of his best films. (By Rick Klaw, November 08, 2012.)

Slither
It will make you want to NOT scream -- with laughter! HA Ha ha, ha ha, eh. Just go see the film. (By Andrew Kozma and Laura Eldred, April 06, 2006.)

Smurfs Movie
Smurfin` A. (By Joe Crowe, January 13, 2012.)

Snakes On A Mother-Filking Plane!
Snakes. Mother-Filkin'. Plane. (By Gary Mitchel, August 19, 2006.)

Snow White and The Huntsman
Everyone is dour in this movie. Of course, Bella from Twilight, but even Thor. (By Mark Bousquet, June 07, 2012.)

Solaris
A film that explores the cosmic mysteriesÖ of George Clooney's ass. (By Jason Myers, November 25, 2002.)

Son of the Mask
You want me to review this movie? Son of a. . . . (By Gary Mitchel, February 23, 2005.)

Soul Survivors
When the selling point of a movie is "From the producers of I Know What You Did Last Summer and Urban Legend", you know you're in for a winner... (By Jason Myers.)

A Sound of Thunder
Still more proof that Hollywood can make any good sci-fi bad. (By Gary Mitchel, September 06, 2005.)

The Specials
"I'm not saying the Great Strobe is better than other humans. I am, but that's beside the point." (By Joe Crowe, November 23, 2005.)

Speed Racer
Go, Speed Racer, go. No, wait. Stop. Please stop. (By Navin Vembar, May 12, 2008.)

Spider Man Movie: The RevolutionSF Watercooler
The RevolutionSF brain trust discusses the most important topics affecting your life. Namely, the Spider-Man movie. (By RevolutionSF, January 13, 2010.)

Spider-Man
Heroics, humor, and heart: Spider-Man is that rare, rare film that captures the best of the comics. (By Kenn McCracken.)

Spider-Man - The Venom Saga
We spell it Spider-Man, not Spiderman. Because it's correct, and because Joe Crowe will spank us with cacti if we don't. (By Martin Thomas, July 05, 2005.)

Spider-Man 2
Is it strong? Listen, bud: It kicks just about every other comic-book movie's butt. (By Rick Klaw, June 30, 2004.)

Spider-Man 3
Spidey 3 is the best third movie in a series ever. Yes, even including Cinderella 3. (By Alan J. Porter, May 03, 2007.)

Spider-Man 3
Does Spider-Man 3 suffer from an incurable case of sequelitis, or will the franchise live to fight another day? (By Peggy Hailey, May 03, 2007.)

Spider-Man 3
Last one, we promise. (By Joe Crowe, May 14, 2007.)

Spiderwick Chronicles
"You don't see us. Now you do. But only if we want you to." (By Deanna Toxopeus, February 18, 2008.)

Spirited Away
It's playing at a theater near you. Well, maybe not so near as you'd like. But go see it anyway. (By Jason Myers, October 10, 2002.)

Splash
A movie about a mermaid, from back when Tom Hanks wasn't so serious. (By Joe Crowe, April 29, 2004.)

Star Trek
Better than First Contact but not quite Wrath of Khan. (By Rick Klaw & Brandy Whitten, May 05, 2009.)

Star Trek Into Darkness
Will someone please give Captain Kirk a man hug? (By Mark Bousquet and @mark_bousquet, May 16, 2013.)

Star Trek Into Darkness
The long awaited installment disappoints with hackneyed ideas and a disastrous third act. (By Rick Klaw and @rickklaw, May 16, 2013.)

Star Trek Movie : RevolutionSF Recall
Star Trek survived the voyage from Voyager, and RevolutionSF was there. (By RevolutionSF, May 08, 2009.)

Star Trek Movie : RevolutionSF Roundtable
We talk about the Star Trek movie, without benefit of round table. (By RevolutionSF , May 19, 2009.)

Star Trek Movie : The RevolutionSF Watercooler
Verbal intercourse about the first pictures from the new Star Trek movie. (By RevolutionSF, October 17, 2008.)

Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek Nemesis got second place to a Jennifer Lopez movie in its first week. That spells apathy with a capital Whatever. (By Joe Crowe, December 17, 2002.)

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
It is SO much better than The Phantom Menace... but is it good? (By Martin Thomas, May 14, 2002.)

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones DVD
Okay, so the movie wasn't all that great. At least the DVD kicks galactic ass. (By Kevin Pezzano, November 21, 2002.)

Star Wars Episode II: Our Two Creds
Gather round, young Padawans, as the RevolutionSF staff—and a busload of our closest personal friends—take a second look (and a third, and a fourth, and...) at Attack of the Clones. (By RevolutionSF and Friends, May 20, 2002.)

The Star Wars Generation
With Episode II in theaters, Jason Myers takes a look back at the 1997 re-release of Star Wars. (By Jason Myers, May 15, 2002.)

Star Wars Memories: My First Exposure
Follow the journey of one fan through the history of Star Wars. (By Mark Finn and @FinnsWake, December 16, 2015.)

Star Wars Memories: The Phantom Menace
One fan`s journey through Star Wars: It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. (By Mark Finn and @FinnsWake, January 03, 2016.)

Star Wars Prequels: 4-Word Reviews
We reviewed all the prequels... in four words or less. (By Various RevSF artists, December 16, 2015.)

Star Wars Sucks/Rocks
With the last movie coming out, has Star Wars got you conflicted? Here's why -- everything that sucks and rocks about every Star Wars movie. (By RevolutionSF Staff, May 17, 2005.)

Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: A New Hope
Proof that Episode IV sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, May 17, 2005.)

Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: Attack of the Clones
Proof that Episode II sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, May 23, 2005.)

Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: Return of the Jedi
Proof that Episode VI sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, May 18, 2005.)

Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: Revenge of the Sith
Proof that Episode III sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, May 25, 2005.)

Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: The Empire Strikes Back
Proof that Episode V sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, May 17, 2005.)

Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: The Phantom Menace
Proof that Episode I sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, May 20, 2005.)

Star Wars Trilogy
And you thought we weren't going to talk about it. . . . (By Kevin Pezzano, October 05, 2004.)

Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi: 4-Word Reviews
The challenge: Review the first three Star Wars movies. In four words. (By Various RevSF artists, December 18, 2015.)

Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith
This is the Star Wars movie we were looking for. (By Jeff Quick, May 17, 2005.)

Star Wars: The Clone Wars
It takes a computer to make a movie this bad. Includes link to funny song about George Lucas raping our childhood. (By Matthew Bey, August 23, 2008.)

Star Woids
Six weeks in line for Episode I. Six. Weeks. For Episode I. Dennis Pryzwara's engaging Star Woids explains the inexplicable. (By Kenn McCracken.)

Stardust
Romantic magic and cliche avoidance, based on the Neil Gaiman graphic novel. (By Navin Vembar, July 27, 2007.)

Stay
Between reality and illusion... between life and death... between weird and strange.... (By Gary Mitchel, November 01, 2005.)

Stay Alive
Much like a sweat-drenched, loin-cloth clad John Travolta, this video-game movie is creepy, empty-headed, and doesn’t quite satisfy. (By Gary Mitchel, March 29, 2006.)

The Stepford Wives
The movie that makes fun of Connecticut. Connecticut is the new Canada. (By Gary Mitchel, June 14, 2004.)

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Finally a movie based on a video game that will take its place among the great works of Western art. Just kidding. It sucked. (By Matthew Bey, March 17, 2009.)

Sucker Punch
As much or as little depth as you are willing to invest. (By Gary Mitchel, April 04, 2011.)

Suicide Squad
A definite casualty of corporate desperation. (By Alan J. Porter and @alanjporter, August 06, 2016.)

Sunshine
Reigniting the sun is not lots of fun. (No rhyming appears in actual movie.) (By Rick Klaw, July 25, 2007.)

Super 8
An epic and grand adventure movie in the tradition of Goonies, Monster Squad, and E.T. (By Brian Lindenmuth, June 10, 2011.)

Superhero Movie
Drop that F-bomb, Mrs. C! (By Jorge de la Cova, March 31, 2008.)

Superhero Movie Probe : Green Lantern
The first look at movie Green Lantern is here! The first look at movie Green Lantern is here! (By Joe Crowe, July 16, 2010.)

Superhero Movie Probe : Thor
Odin is having a party, and everyone is invited. (By Joe Crowe, July 16, 2010.)

Superhero Movie Trivia Update : Captain America is the Human Torch
Captain America is on fire! Tee hee, see what I did there? (By Joe Crowe, March 24, 2010.)

Superman Movie : The Casting Super-Couch
A serious analysis of the actors in the running for the "Superman" movie. Kind of. (By Joe Crowe, February 27, 2003.)

Superman Returns
It's better than the one with Richard Pryor! And the one with Ducky from "Pretty in Pink," too! (By Joe Crowe, June 28, 2006.)

Swamp Shark
Kristy Swanson vs. a shark. In a word: Awesome. (By Tammie Snowden, September 26, 2011.)

Swamp Thing: An Appreciation
Swamp Thing fights everything . . . nasty! (By Joe Crowe, July 24, 2006.)

Sweeney Todd on DVD
"It's a light-hearted comedy to me." (By Gary Mitchel, April 03, 2008.)

Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Helena Bonham Carter's heavily accented birdlike chirping. And other stuff. (By Laura G. Eldred, December 28, 2007.)

The Sword and the Sorceror (1983)
Lee Horsley's man-stache! Kathleen Beller not clothed! (By Lloyd Woodall, January 01, 2008.)

The Tale of Despereaux
In a world without soup, one mouse has the courage to make things right. (By Matthew Bey, December 21, 2008.)

Tales From the Crypt Presents: Ritual
Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing, Part VooDoo: Jamaican Nights (By Todd Shearer, May 11, 2006.)

Tamara
RevSF's usual critics would not dare face the wrath of Tamara. But reviewer Todd Shearer fears nothing... except a colon exam. (By Todd Shearer, March 03, 2006.)

Team America: World Police
The creators of South Park want you to know that freedom has a price. And that price is a buck-oh-five. (By Gary Mitchel, October 19, 2004.)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: 25 Years of Cutting Us No Slack
A discussion of Renaissance painters and their influence on ninja turtle culture. (By Joe Crowe, April 23, 2009.)

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
For a movie that never should have been made, it's not too bad. (By Shane Ivey, July 13, 2003.)

Terminator Salvation
Proof once again that only James Cameron should create Terminator films. (By Rick Klaw, May 20, 2009.)

They
They're coming to take you away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee. (By Jason Myers, December 02, 2002.)

They DVDetails
Oh, how I wished They were a sequel to Them, but They wasn't. (By Jason Myers, June 12, 2003.)

The Thing
Ageless as all the classics of sci-fi, John Carpenter's The Thing is a horrific masterpiece. (By Jason Myers.)

The Thing (2011)
With cheap gross-outs and doomed attempts at shock, the vapid vision delivers a disappointing waste of time. (By Rick Klaw, October 13, 2011.)

This Is The End
You can`t have the Milky Way. (By Mark Bousquet and @mark_bousquet, June 17, 2013.)

Thor
"We drank, we fought; he made his ancestors proud." (By Alan J. Porter, May 09, 2011.)

Thor Movie vs. Captain America Movie
The Cap movie is good, but Thor is better. So sayeth this guy. (By Ryan Guthrie, July 26, 2011.)

Thor: The Dark World
Archenemies team up against a common foe, and one of them is Loki. (By Ian Watson, November 07, 2013.)

Time Bandits : A Boy's Adventure Tale
What children's film blows up a dog? (By Lloyd Woodall, April 28, 2008.)

The Time Machine
Why the remake is mediocre, and why Hollywood time-travel logic is lame. (By Jason Myers.)

Timeline
Run away! Run away! (By Tim Patterson, December 09, 2003.)

TMNT
Sounds so much hipper than Thirty-something Mutant Ninja Turtles. (By Deanna Toxopeus, April 03, 2007.)

Tomb Raider
It's better than Barb Wire and Batman and Robin put together! (By Jason Myers.)

Tomorrowland
Spoiler alert! Tomorrowland by any other name is Yesterdayworld. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke and @JaymeBlaschke, May 28, 2015.)

Torchwood: Miracle Day Episode 1
Nobody dies, and Captain Jack and Gwen must find out why. (By Jorge de la Cova, July 11, 2011.)

Toy Story 3
"Come on. Let`s see how much we`re going for on eBay." (By Alan J. Porter, June 17, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Men in Black 3
New hotness! (By Joe Crowe, January 02, 2012.)

Trailer Probe : 2012
Roland Emmerich and disaster go together like cornflakes and milk. (By Joe Crowe, November 15, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : 9
Help us, Frodo! I mean, rag doll guy. (By Joe Crowe, January 04, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Alice in Wonderland
The rabbit has no pants!!! (By Joe Crowe, August 07, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Alice in Wonderland
Helena Bonham Carter has a giant head. (By Joe Crowe, December 16, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Astro Boy
CGI Astro Boy is here! CGI Astro Boy is here! (By Joe Crowe, November 25, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Avatar
Journey for the first time to Blue Alpaca Man Land. (By Joe Crowe, August 26, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Beastly
Beauty and the Beast, with a guy who is totally cute, you guys!!!! (By Joe Crowe, December 10, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Clash of the Titans
This is not lacking Kraken. (By Joe Crowe, December 17, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Coraline
"I am your other mother, silly." (By Joe Crowe, November 25, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Day The Earth Stood Still
We look analytically upon the trailer of Keanu vs. Earth. (By RevolutionSF, July 06, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Dead Snow
Two words: Nazi zombies. (By Joe Crowe, December 09, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Disney`s A Christmas Carol
"YEEAAAAAARGH!" (By Joe Crowe, October 14, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Drag Me To Hell
"Soon it will be you..." (By Joe Crowe, March 14, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Dragonball The Movie
Live action Dragonball movie trailer! Complete with flippy-doo stuff and Chow Yun Fat. (By Joe Crowe, October 03, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Fanboys
The Chinese Democracy of nerd movies may never be witnessed by human eyes. But we have this trailer. (By Joe Crowe, November 07, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Green Hornet
Seth Rogen is Tony Stark! I mean, Green Hornet! (By Joe Crowe, June 24, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Green Lantern
Hal Jordan! Abin Sur! Tomar Re! Nerd overload! (By RevolutionSF, November 17, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
RevSF carefully and seriously analyzes the trailer for Harry Potter 6: The Quidditching. (By Joe Crowe, April 17, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Kid Voldemort! And is that Gandalf? (By Joe Crowe, July 28, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Harry Potter, The Spirit
Guess which trailer has the line "You are the chosen one." (By Joe Crowe, November 16, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Hellboy 2, Lost Boys 2, War Games 2
Three sequels. Two Coreys. No Broderick. (By Joe Crowe, April 09, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Hot Tub Time Machine
In 1560, Nostradamus predicted it. (By Joe Crowe, July 27, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Inception
It looks like everybody is having a ball. (By Joe Crowe, August 28, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Iron Man 2
"There will be blood in the water." (By Joe Crowe, December 17, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Land of the Lost
I want a cool Land of the Lost movie. I already have funny Will Ferrell movies. (By Joe Crowe, February 03, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Lesbian Vampire Killers
Three words: Lesbian. Vampire. Killers. (By Joe Crowe, March 16, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Let Me In
How are supposed to know if she is the right one to let in? (By Joe Crowe, July 06, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
And the Oscar goes to ... (By Joe Crowe, May 15, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Monsters vs. Aliens
"Suuuuu-san. Ooh, I just scared myself." (By Joe Crowe, November 17, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Moon
Not a documentary about showing people your butt. This edition of Trailer Probe includes the video for "Major Tom (Coming Home)." Because we like it. (By Joe Crowe, April 16, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
Watch Mortal Kombat get a few lucky shots on Batman, Flash, and Superman. (By Joe Crowe, September 18, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : New Friday the 13th
"Eeeaaaaaaggh!" (By Joe Crowe, October 31, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Outlander, Max Payne
Jesus hunts a space dragon. With Ron Perlman. OMG you guys!!!! (By Joe Crowe, July 13, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Paradox
Kevin Sorbo is a detective in a world ruled by magic. I love everything about that sentence. (By Joe Crowe, October 05, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides
No Orlando Bloom. We must muddle through somehow. (By Joe Crowe, December 23, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Princess of Mars
Whoa, mama. (By Joe Crowe, November 30, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Proxima
An SF writer is told his work is real, and hijinks ensue. (By Joe Crowe, June 22, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Race to Witch Mountain, Monsters vs. Aliens
"We have come to destroy you." (By Joe Crowe, February 02, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Real Steel
The main event tonight is PAIN! Hugh Jackman + Rock`Em Sock`Em Robots = magic. (By Joe Crowe, December 15, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Resident Evil Afterlife
In 3D! (By Gary Mitchel , April 10, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Robin Hood
Take that, rich! (By Joe Crowe, December 17, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead
Vampires! Shakespeare! Ralph Macchio! (By Joe Crowe, May 28, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
"He seems nice." (By Deanna Toxopeus, March 29, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Sharktopus
Sharktopus! (By Joe Crowe, July 18, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Sherlock Holmes
"Be a lady!" (By Joe Crowe, May 20, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Space Battleship Yamato
Live action Star Blazers movie! And it comes out in December! Holy crapcakes! (By Scott Harris, July 01, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Space Chimps
Analyzing the geekity content of a movie with space and chimps. Space AND chimps! (By Joe Crowe, June 28, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Star Trek
"Buckle up." (By Joe Crowe, November 17, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Star Trek, Angels and Demons, Heroes
"Leonard McCoy." (By Joe Crowe, February 02, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Street Fighter : The Legend of Chun-Li
This trailer is in Japanese, but the language of flying kicks is beautiful and universal. (By Joe Crowe, January 06, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Sucker Punch
A giant samurai. A dragon. A girl from High School Musical. (By Joe Crowe, August 20, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Super 8
A train wrecks. Something knocks on a busted train car. And we have to wait a year. (By Joe Crowe, May 12, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Surrogates
Respect yourself. Na na na na. Nee nee nee nee. (By Joe Crowe, May 26, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Terminator Salvation
"This is not the future my mother warned me about." (By Joe Crowe, December 11, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : The Day The Earth Stood Still
A new five-minute long trailer for The Day Keanu Stood Still. Now with more Gort! (By Joe Crowe, October 31, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : The People vs. George Lucas
"George Lucas is a devil disguised as a false prophet." (By Joe Crowe, February 24, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : The Road
Aragorn, a kid, and the girl from Mighty Joe Young are miserable in the post-apocalypse. Yee-haw! (By Joe Crowe, May 15, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : The Smurfs Movie
SMURFIN` A. (By Joe Crowe, June 24, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : The Sorcerer`s Apprentice
"What you just did is impossible!" (By Joe Crowe, December 10, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : The Spirit
Analysis of the geek-splosive capability of the Frank Miller movie. (By Joe Crowe, April 19, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : The Whisperer in Darkness
"Even now I cannot repeat the terrible things I heard that evening." (By Joe Crowe, October 12, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Thor
Holy Simonson! I just crapped myself. (By Mark Bousquet, July 31, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Thor
THOR. (By Joe Crowe, December 15, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Toy Story 3
Buzz and Woody are back. And sad, too! (By Joe Crowe, October 14, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Transformers Dark of the Moon
Giant robots on the moon! (By Joe Crowe, December 14, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Tron Legacy
Oh, sweet mama. (By Joe Crowe, July 24, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Tron Legacy
Oh mama. (By Joe Crowe, March 09, 2010.)

Trailer Probe : Unborn
Devil kid alert! (By Joe Crowe, January 04, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
"We can be Lycans!" (By Joe Crowe, October 28, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Watchmen
"I hate it when trailers kick ass." (By Joe Crowe, July 19, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : Where the Wild Things Are
Two hours of a kid being sad! (By Joe Crowe, March 26, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Wolverine
I know that was Gambit, because Wolverine says "Gambit." (By Joe Crowe, December 16, 2008.)

Trailer Probe : World War Z
Only the Chanel No.5 guy can save us from the dead. (By Joe Crowe, November 19, 2012.)

Trailer Probe : X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Oh my gracious, it appears there will be a bit of action in this film. (By Joe Crowe, March 06, 2009.)

Trailer Probe : Zombieland
"You gotta enjoy the little things." (By Joe Crowe, July 27, 2009.)

Trailer Probe: Amazing Spider-Man
This movie does whatever a sequel can. (By Joe Crowe, February 08, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Avengers Age of Ultron
SHUT UP EVERYBODY THE AVENGERS TRAILER IS ON. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, March 04, 2015.)

Trailer Probe: Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice
I cannot wait for the inevitable bro-hug. Its going to happen, people. (By Joe Crowe and @yojoecrowe, April 24, 2015.)

Trailer Probe: Battleship
Sci-fi action. ON A BOAT. (By Joe Crowe, February 08, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Caprica
"Something terrible has happened, hasn't it?" A look at before everything turned to poop in the world of BSG. (By Joe Crowe, July 19, 2008.)

Trailer Probe: Captain America
"Taller." (By Joe Crowe, February 08, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Conan the Barbarian
Crom swings the big sword in this movie trailer. (By Joe Crowe, April 01, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Cowboys and Aliens
James Bond went back in time. I do not know how else to explain it. (By Joe Crowe, February 07, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Dark Knight Rises
Obey Commissioner Gordon. (By Joe Crowe, July 21, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Dark Knight Rises
Batman is back and Bane says something, I guess. (By Joe Crowe, December 30, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Evil Dead Remake
No Ash, but OK, fine. here it is anyway. (By Joe Crowe, October 25, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Fantastic Four (2015)
Aw, I can`t be mad at you, Ben Grimm. (By Joe Crowe and @yojoecrowe, April 24, 2015.)

Trailer Probe: GI Joe: Retaliation
The Rock and Bruce Willis make any sequel better. (By Joe Crowe, December 31, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Guardians of the Galaxy
Rocket Raccoon and Groot in a movie. We have no words. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf , February 19, 2014.)

Trailer Probe: Hunger Games
Bow up, archery fans! This movie will make you quiver! (By Joe Crowe, November 14, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Incredible Hulk
"See a shrink." (By Joe Crowe, March 12, 2008.)

Trailer Probe: Iron Sky
Nazis from the dark side of the moon. They come in peace. We MUST SEE THIS MOVIE. (By Joe Crowe, April 20, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Jack the Giant Killer
I smell Oscar! Or is that the beans? (By Joe Crowe, January 02, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: John Carter
John Carter and the beautiful Dejah Thoris are in this trailer. Dare we view it? (By Joe Crowe, August 25, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Jumper, One Missed Call, The Ruins, Turok
Watching the trailers for Jumper, One Missed Call, The Ruins, and Turok Son of Stone. (By Joe Crowe, December 29, 2007.)

Trailer Probe: Knights of Badassdom
Jason Stackhouse, Summer Glau, and DINKLAGE. (By Deanna Toxopeus, July 30, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Looper
This time travel movie has hitmen in it. Or, this hitmen movie has time travel in it. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, April 18, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Man of Steel
Shut up, it`s Superman. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, December 14, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Next Avengers, Nerdcore Rising
Two movies. One is about nerd musicians. The other is about Marvel superheroes. (By Joe Crowe, March 28, 2008.)

Trailer Probe: Nightbeasts
Workin` on some Nightbeasts. (Bob Seger reference = +10 points.) (By Joe Crowe, March 26, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Oz the Great and Powerful
I will talk about the brutal prison show Oz every time I talk about Wizard of Oz, so help me. (By Joe Crowe, November 19, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Pacific Rim
OH LORD GIANT ROBOTS. (By RevolutionSF and @revolutionsf, December 14, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Prometheus
It has something to do with Alien, and it has no Predators, so sign us up. (By Joe Crowe (@revolutionsf), January 02, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: Rock-afire Explosion
RevolutionSF's critical eye falls upon a movie about the animatronic Showbiz Pizza band. (By Joe Crowe, July 06, 2008.)

Trailer Probe: Season of the Witch
Nicolas Cage AND Ron Perlman! (By Joe Crowe, January 21, 2010.)

Trailer Probe: Secret Circle
They should call it Common Knowledge Circle. (By Joe Crowe, June 09, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Snow White and The Huntsman
Bella and Thor vs. Charlize Theron! (By Joe Crowe, November 14, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Here are your correct opinions about the Star Wars The Force Awakens trailer. (By Various artists, November 29, 2014.)

Trailer Probe: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer 2
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO. (By Joe Crowe and @yojoecrowe, April 22, 2015.)

Trailer Probe: Super 8
The kids in this movie are not morose. How is that possible? (By Joe Crowe, February 07, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Terminator Salvation
"I am human." (By Joe Crowe, March 05, 2009.)

Trailer Probe: The Avengers
Wheeeeeeee! (By RevolutionSF, October 12, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: The Avengers
I am happy I got through this trailer without weeping with joy. (By Joe Crowe, February 06, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
WHOOOOO HOOOOO. (By Joe Crowe, January 02, 2012.)

Trailer Probe: The Last Lovecraft : Relic of Cthulhu
"There is no such thing as fish people, dude!" (By Joe Crowe, February 05, 2010.)

Trailer Probe: The Muppets
Our review of the trailer with Amy Adams and the How I Met Your Mother guy. (By Deanna Toxopeus, May 27, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: The People vs. George Lucas
Laser-brains! (By Joe Crowe, February 06, 2010.)

Trailer Probe: The Smurfs
OH SMURF. (By Joe Crowe, April 01, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: The Thing
The prequel to the John Carpenter and Kurt Russell movie. Not Ben Grimm. Bummer. (By Joe Crowe, July 21, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Thor
OH MY ODIN. (By Joe Crowe, February 08, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: Transformers 2, GI Joe
Why is that girl crying? (By Joe Crowe, February 03, 2009.)

Trailer Probe: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Comedy movie preview: Wash from Firefly and Sock from Reaper vs. teenagers! (By Joe Crowe, November 13, 2009.)

Trailer Probe: Wrath of the Titans
You are just gonna get more wrath. (By Joe Crowe, December 31, 2011.)

Trailer Probe: X-Men Days of Future Past
WHOO WHOO I saw Kitty Pryde! (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, October 29, 2013.)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Sam Witwicky is a dreadful lead character in the middle of a perfectly fine CGI orgy. (By Mark Bousquet, January 24, 2012.)

Transformers: New Joe's Quick and Dirty DVD Review
The Robots in Disguise were pure 80s cheesy goodness (if you like that sort of thing); too bad the DVDs don't measure up. (By Joe Hourcle.)

Transformers: The Movie
A cartoon fetish of our youth is on the big screen, and it has 100 percent more giant robots fighting than any other movie. (By Rachel K. Ivey, July 04, 2007.)

Treasure Planet
Yo ho, yo ho, a space pirate's life for me! (By Jason Myers, November 26, 2002.)

Treasure Planet: DVDetails
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute, But when you're a professional pirate . . . you don't have to wear a suit. (By Jason Myers, April 23, 2003.)

Trekkies 2
Must . . . resist . . . Electric Boogaloo . . . reference. . . . (By Joe Crowe, October 08, 2004.)

Trick R Treat
A great anthology horror flick with a big spoiler right on the DVD box. Nice. (By S. Matthew Doner - Pond, May 19, 2010.)

Troll Hunter ( Trolljegeren)
An amazingly original film, with trolls. (By Tony Wilson , June 26, 2011.)

Tron
Sure it might look dated now--but the film that showed us how cyberspace should look still holds up. (By Kevin Pezzano.)

Tron Legacy
Change the scene! Destroy the mood! Electrify the boys and girls if you have to. (By Alan J. Porter, December 17, 2010.)

True Blood : The Drink
We tasted the True Blood drink. And most of us are not even vampires. (By Joe Crowe, January 20, 2010.)

True Legend
Fight choreographer Yuen Woo-Ping provides martial artistry in this action flick. (By Sarah Arnold, May 12, 2011.)

Tuck Everlasting
A movie that puts the good back into the phrase good old-fashioned family entertainment (By Jason Myers, October 08, 2002.)

Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
See this bromantic comedy horror flick right now. (By Tegan Hendrickson, June 29, 2012.)

Turistas
Evidently it's not just the French who hate us. (By Laura Eldred, December 12, 2006.)

Twenty Years After
Veterans of Buffy, The Wire, and Carnivale keep hope alive against post apocalypse crazy rednecks. (By Joe Crowe, April 30, 2010.)

Twilight
When you can live forever what do you put in your hair? (By Matthew Bey, November 23, 2008.)

Uber Goober: A Film About Gamers
A fun new film examines gamers from every angle. In the, um, metaphorical sense. (By Fred Askew, August 14, 2004.)

Ulli Lommel`s The Black Dahlia
Un-bloody-watchable. (By Mark Finn, October 26, 2006.)

Ultimate Avengers
This cartoon captures the power and the glory of the Avengers. Sort of. (By Van Plexico, February 24, 2006.)

The Ultimate Shaggy Dog Movie Timeline: The Liberation of Wilby Daniels
Because you, the reader, (never) demanded it: The ultimate "Shaggy Dog" movie timeline! (By Martin Thomas, April 05, 2006.)

Ultraviolet
A middling movie about Milla’s mesmerizing mid-section. (By Laura Eldred, March 06, 2006.)

Unbreakable
"No shooting friends, Joseph!" (By Kenn McCracken, June 25, 2008.)

Underdog
Like shooting live-action cartoon adaptations in a barrel. (By Deanna Toxopeus, August 08, 2007.)

Underworld
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy turns into werewolf, girlís fellow vampires try to kill them both. Itís an old story. (By Kevin Pezzano, September 20, 2003.)

Underworld : Rise of the Lycans
Vampires and werewolves kick each others’ asses in nicely choreographed fights, and do some smooching and sexing. (By Laura Eldred, January 30, 2009.)

Underworld Evolution
Can even naked Kate Beckinsale keep this movie from sucking? (By Kevin Pezzano, January 23, 2006.)

Underworld: Awakenening
This does not do for 3D what it does for cat suits. (By Mark Bousquet, March 07, 2012.)

Up Yours, Star Trek: Nemesis!
An analysis of another major sci-fi franchise killing off yet another hero. (By "Sithbane", January 22, 2003.)

Up Yours, Starship Troopers!
Forget Heinlein; we've got naked space Nazis and Aliens costumes! (By Shane Ivey, May 24, 2004.)

V for Vendetta
The Wachowski brothers get back to what they do best: Terrific action with a heavy political subtext. (By Paul Benjamin, February 09, 2006.)

Valiant
On a mostly unrelated note, pigeons should not eat chili. No, they should not. (By Alan J. Porter, January 04, 2006.)

Vampire Movies: Fright Night, Cronos, Nosferatu
This list has people who suck. Yep. Just wrote that on purpose. (By Mark Finn and @finnswake, October 30, 2013.)

Vampirella
You'd think a movie with a sexy vampire couldn't miss. You'd be wrong, my friends. (By Joe Crowe, August 08, 2003.)

Van Helsing
Not as smart as Buffy, but twice as pretty. (By Jason Myers and Andrew Kozma, May 13, 2004.)

Vanilla Sky
Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes… (By Jason Myers.)

VeggieTales: The Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything
Yo ho ho and a bottle of ketchup. (By Deanna Toxopeus, January 20, 2008.)

Veggietales: Ultimate Silly Song Countdown
For when you want to skip that boring moral values stuff and go straight to the dancing cucumber. (By Joe Hourcle, March 07, 2003.)

Video Probe : Hellboy 2: The Commercials
So to promote that movie, they made commercials that are fun. Enjoy them with us. Please? (By Joe Crowe, July 13, 2008.)

Video Probe : Night Shift
22 minutes of hijinks with an undead guy who works in a cemetery. (By Joe Crowe, April 11, 2010.)

Video Probe : Regen
The guy has a wrecking ball fist. Zoo-wee mama! (By Joe Crowe, March 26, 2010.)

Video Probe : Terminator
A power ballad about Terminator = awesome. (By Joe Crowe, September 22, 2009.)

Video Probe : Twilight
Analyzing the fun capacity of nerd-centric videos. This time, Buffy vs. Edward from Twilight. (By Joe Crowe, July 27, 2009.)

Video Probe: Battle Lizard
The two words in the title are all we really need to hear. (By Joe Crowe, April 13, 2012.)

Video Probe: Godmachine, Kids Swede Movies
Help us help you to spend your short film and video watching time wisely. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, November 26, 2012.)

The Village
The secret of The Village? Everyone eats butter -- that they churned BY HAND! (By Gary Mitchel, August 04, 2004.)

Wall*E
Pixar returns with the most entertaining, breathtakingly beautiful movie of the summer. (By Rick Klaw, June 26, 2008.)

Wall-E: DVDetails
A wealth of good stuff on a plethora of DVDs. (By Andrew Kozma, December 01, 2008.)

Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Not yet a Wallace and Gromit fan? You will be. (By Gary Mitchel, October 18, 2005.)

Waltz with Bashir
Sometimes history is best told in cartoon format. (By Matthew Bey, March 22, 2009.)

Wanted
Essentially an inferior version of the exciting, improbable 2007 action thriller Shoot 'Em Up, this adaptation of the popular comic stumbles. (By Rick Klaw, June 26, 2008.)

War of the Worlds
Spielberg. Cruise. A cute little girl in danger. A sci-fi classic and invading aliens. Why don't we love it more? (By Gary Mitchel, June 30, 2005.)

The Warrior
Not plural. Not good. (By Alan J. Porter, May 02, 2006.)

Watchmen
Zack Snyder's long awaited big screen adaptation of the classic graphic novel plays like an inferior parody. (By Rick Klaw, March 04, 2009.)

Watchmen : The Biggest Film We Never Asked For
"My initial reaction was dread and loathing, for the Geek Nation, and Big Hollywood, respectively." (By Mark Finn, March 05, 2009.)

Watchmen Movie : Death of an Unhealthy Fanboy Myth
The Watchmen movie defined the geek influence on Hollywood. Um, what there is of it. (By Edward Cowan, March 23, 2009.)

Watchmen Movie : RevolutionSF Recall
There were threats of a Watchmen movie for years. RevolutionSF documented the whole thing. (By RevolutionSF, March 05, 2009.)

Watchmen Movie : RevolutionSF Roundtable
What the ravening hordes of RevolutionSF legions thunk. *OMG! Spoilers!* (By RevolutionSF, March 12, 2009.)

Watchmen Movie : The RevolutionSF Watercooler
The staff and management of RevolutionSF talks about matters of extreme dork importance. This time: Watchmen movie. (By RevolutionSF, July 23, 2008.)

Watchmen vs. Dark Knight : RevolutionSF Has An Opinion
We owe a love letter to a superhero movie director. Guess which one. (By Mark Finn, July 18, 2008.)

The Water Horse
This is one horse that won't be sent to the glue factory. (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, January 09, 2008.)

We Need to Talk About Kevin
The best horror movie not only of the past twelve months but perhaps also the upcoming twelve. (By Derek A. Johnson, February 03, 2012.)

Wendigo
We thought this movie was going to be about the orange member of Canadian superhero team Alpha Flight. NoÖ waitÖ that was Sasquatch. Nevermind. (By Jason Myers.)

Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
Crouching Tigger, Hidden Mushu. (By Martin Thomas, January 09, 2007.)

Werewolf Movies: Dog Soldiers, Howling, Ginger Snaps
Check out our werewolf expert`s list of classic horror flicks for some classic hairy folks. (By Mark Finn and @finnswake, October 11, 2013.)

What's Your Pacific Rim Jaeger Name?
Change your name, awesome giant robot style. (By Joe Crowe and @revolutionsf, July 18, 2013.)

White Noise
We hear dead peo — oh, forget it. It's just another ghost story. (By Gary Mitchel, January 18, 2005.)

Whither the Saturns?
For thirty years the Saturn awards have celebrated the worst in science fiction while mainstream awards ignored the best. One columnist has had enough. (By Paul T. Riddell.)

Wicker Man (2006)
Here's two hours you'll never get back. Thanks, Nicolas Cage! (By Sackett, September 28, 2006.)

The Wild
It’s a mild and lazy movie!! (By Gary Mitchel, April 24, 2006.)

Wild Wild West (1999)
Never drum on a white lady`s boobies at the big redneck dance. (By Mark Bousquet, September 22, 2011.)

Willard
... or Norman Baits: A Trapped Rat's Tail. (By Jason Myers, March 19, 2003.)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is out on DVD. But don't go unwrapping your Scrumpdiddlyumptious Bar quite yet. Wait until November 13. (By Jason Myers.)

Win Ray Harryhausen! (Now With Winners!)
Three of Ray Harryhausen's classic sci-fi movies on DVD! You can't have the actual guy at this time. But keep checking back. (By Joe Crowe, January 10, 2008.)

Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled
Because of the title, we thought that Christopher Walken was in this, but we were sadly, sadly mistaken. (By Jason Myers, October 23, 2002.)

The Wolfman
Even creative and horrific bloodletting couldn't salvage this boring, uninspired remake. (By Rick Klaw, February 12, 2010.)

The Wolverine
Hugh Jackman continues to be the best there is at what he does. (By Paul Benjamin, July 25, 2013.)

Write Your Own Ain't It Cool News Movie Review!
Just add exclamation points!!!!!! (By Joe Crowe, February 12, 2009.)

Wu Yen
RevolutionSF reviews a striking fantasy from the Asian-American International Film Festival. (By Amy Harlib.)

X-Files 2: RevolutionSF Survival Guide
X-Files 2! 9 years since we stopped caring in the making! (By Joe Crowe, November 03, 2007.)

X-Men 2
As if you're not going to see this. (By Joe Crowe, May 04, 2003.)

X-Men : Dawn of the Age of Superhero Movies
When the X-Men movie debuted, there were no superhero movies every few months. Scary, we know. (By Shane Ivey, Kenn McCracken and Joe Crowe, May 07, 2008.)

X-Men First Class
Magneto triumphant! Viva homo superior! (By Joe Crowe, June 09, 2011.)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine
It is weird to hear cuss words coming out of comic book superheroes. (By Joe Crowe, May 01, 2009.)

'X-Men' Sucks/Rocks
Proof that 'X-Men' sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, June 07, 2006.)

X-Men: The Last Stand
Oh baby, I hear the blue fur callin' . . . (By Joe Crowe, May 28, 2006.)

'X-Men: The Last Stand' Sucks/Rocks
Proof that 'X-Men: The Last Stand' sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, June 07, 2006.)

'X2: X-Men United' Sucks/Rocks
Proof that 'X2' sucks -- and rocks. (By RevolutionSF Staff, June 07, 2006.)

Zathura
It's like Jumanji, but without the suck. (By Gary Mitchel, January 05, 2006.)

Zombieland
"Thank God for rednecks." (By Gary Mitchel, October 07, 2009.)

Zootopia
Not quite the madhouse one hopes, this animal-society Disney fare still entertains. (By Xander Johnson, March 02, 2016.)

 

 

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