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Actor Richard Hatch Chokes Fan at Dragon*Con
Now it can be told! RevolutionSF exposes one the most shocking incidents of DragonCon 2001. (By The Radioactive Fanboy.)

Apocalypses: The Best Worst Things To Happen To Earth
"Shouting and killing and reveling in joy." Whoo-hoo! (By RevolutionSF, April 22, 2008.)

Apocalypses: The Best Worst Things To Happen to Earth vol. 2
More looks at the best terrible things to happen to our little planet. (By RevolutionSF, April 22, 2008.)

Apple, Microsoft to Start Lines of Action Figures
Steve Kosh, now with talking action! "If you go to Windows XP... YOU WILL DIE." (By Edgar Harris.)

Atreides Ponders White House Bid
Will Atreides seek the Presidency in 2004? (By Alan Riquelmy, October 10, 2002.)

The Babylon Files
If Chris Carter and J. Michael Straczynski had worked together, this would have happened. No, really. (By Shane Ivey, February 07, 2003.)

Bitches Prefer "Biccans"
Misunderstood and mislabeled, Biccans refuse to be called by that OTHER word any longer. (By Joe Crowe.)

Bridge Publications Announces Fanfic Writers of the Future Line
"We're trying to encourage a whole new generation that may be writing the Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Fifth Element novelizations of tomorrow," says rep. (By Edgar Harris, June 17, 2002.)

Canada Makes Formal UN Apology for Lexx
We may never forget, but perhaps we can begin to forgive... (By Edgar Harris.)

Convention Organizers Prepare for Upcoming Season
Heavy security and spare cheese straws: convention organizers brace for the fans. (By The Radioactive Fanboy, July 26, 2002.)

Dear Aby
Helpful advice from the lord of the underworld. (By The Lord of the Abyss, December 18, 2004.)

Dear Aby
What to do about perverted sandwiches? (By The Lord of the Abyss, February 18, 2005.)

Dear Aby
So, you've been offered dominion over the Earth? (By The Abyssal Lord, May 03, 2005.)

Dear Aby
Finding meaning in life -- and in tree trunks. (By The Abyssal Lord, July 21, 2005.)

Dear Aby
Dreams, in-laws, and a little hellish reading. (By The Abyssal Lord, February 16, 2006.)

DIPS
A sci-fi sitcom about a delivery service in space. With robots and zombies! (By Joe Crowe, June 10, 2007.)

Disney Classics: The RevolutionSF Revamps
Classic Disney movies, matched up with comic book creators, revamped by us. You're welcome, Walt. (By RevolutionSF, July 01, 2008.)

The Dopey Guy Manifesto
Champions of Star Wars, Jack Kirby, and Heinz, unite! (By Rick Klaw.)

The Dorkus Factor: Making the Jump to Shark Speed
17 ways sci-fi gets it wrong. We're talking to you, Star Trek Nemesis! And Spider-Man. And Frankenstein. (By Adrian Simmons, March 04, 2008.)

Dragon*Con Through The Ages
A look at the little-known history of the Atlanta sci-fi convention. (By Van Allen Plexico, August 30, 2007.)

DragonCon 2000: Our First Time
Our look back at the first convention RevSF did our thing at. (By Joe Crowe, June 29, 2008.)

Episode Two Production Actually Front for Different Film, Lucasfilm Says
You've heard about N'Sync's role in Episode II... but have you heard the whole story? (By Edgar Harris.)

First Annual Dragon*Con Parade Mistaken for Gay Pride Parade
The Dragon*Con parade was a source of confusion for some in its first year. (By The Radioactive Fanboy, September 19, 2002.)

Gary Groth Hospitalized for Hate Mail Addiction
Will the comics industry recover? (By Edgar Harris.)

Geek Gift Guide : Halloween
Could there be a geekier holiday than Halloween? (By Geek Gift Gurus, October 25, 2007.)

Geek Gift Guide: Back to School
School for geeks is often hellish. But with these things, at least you'll look neat. (By The Geek Gift Gurus, August 28, 2007.)

Geek Gift Guide: Father's Day
Your dad likes the sci-fi. Normal ties and socks will never do. (By Geek Gift Gurus, June 11, 2007.)

Geek Gift Guide: Mother's Day
Get your mom something cool for Mother's Day using this list. Or else. (By The Geek Gift Gurus, May 07, 2007.)

The Geek Who Saved Christmas
Sometimes, one can make all the difference. (By Joe Crowe, December 24, 2004.)

George Lucas Sues To Have Missile Shield Named After "Star Wars"
Will Pentagon name-recognition boost Attack of the Clones? (By Edgar Harris.)

Get To Know Us : Jason Myers, Andrew Kozma, Ubalstecha, Sneezy the Squid
If you want to someday escape your humdrum existence, like we did, get to know us! (By Jason Myers, Andrew Kozma and Deanna Toxopeus, Gary Mitchel, February 21, 2008.)

Get To Know Us : Rick Klaw, Matthew Bey, Jay Willson
What are our likes? Our dislikes? Get to know a contributing writer, our comics editor, and one of our fiction editors. (By Rick Klaw, Matthew Bey and Jay Willson, February 14, 2008.)

Get To Know Us : Shane Ivey, Joe Crowe
What makes us us? Click here to find out about the news guy and the grand poobah. (By Shane Ivey, Joe Crowe, February 24, 2008.)

Get To Know Us: Mark Finn, Peggy Hailey, Dave Farnell
Your handy, helpful guide to RevolutionSF co-conspirators, including a contributing editor, our books editor, and our message board producer. (By Mark Finn, Peggy Hailey and Dave Farnell, February 08, 2008.)

Ghost of Honor
His dream was to build a canal city, to host his glorious Convention. This is his story. (By Mike Simanoff, January 27, 2003.)

Harlan Ellison: The Ultimate Literary Robot Warrior
Recently released Defense Department documents confirm what some have suspected all along.... (By Edgar Harris.)

Has-been Actor Finds Home on Convention Circuit
Bob Greenbloom used to act a lot on sci-fi TV shows. Now he signs autographs at sci-fi conventions. This is his story. (By Radioactive Fanboy, September 27, 2002.)

"Heavy Metal 2000" Viewership Reaches 2000
"Now if we can get all of these dedicated fans to pay $20,000 per screening, the movie might actually make a profit," says creator. (By Edgar Harris.)

Hulk : Great Moments in History
Nobody loves the Hulk, except for you and me. (By Joe Crowe, June 27, 2008.)

Hunter S. Thompson to Write New "Babylon 5" Telemovie
In memoriam. (By Edgar Harris.)

I Spent The Night With Mazinga, Shogun Warrior
The fact that he had those giant, gleaming metallic glide-wings welded right to his back I have to admit did a lot for me. (By Chris McCaleb, August 08, 2003.)

The Innsmouth Look
H.P. Lovecraft wrote about fish beings bred with humans. The strain lived on in Hollywood. (By KaosDevice, January 01, 2008.)

The Jar Jar Torture Engine
Heesa feelin' bombad -- when you blow his head off with a sniper blaster. It's the only game that hates Jar Jar as much as you do. (By Hecklers Online, Inc., September 06, 2002.)

Klingons vs. Furries: Today Is A Good Day To Bowl
The monumental clash of the ages, um, happened yesterday. (By Joe Crowe, September 30, 2007.)

Literary SF Publishers Announce International Slushpile Bonfire Day
"Every editor in the world is welcome to start the healing here," says organizer. (By Edgar Harris.)

Live Action Fanfic Theatre : Episode 1
Get ready! RevolutionSF brings you full scripts in convenient text form for the fan fiction you always wanted to see! (By Joe Crowe, August 28, 2008.)

Local Man Admits 3-Year Affair With Lara Croft
Experts disagree, but to one man it's love, true love. (By Shane Ivey.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Novelization
The novel based on the movie based on the book: an exclusive RevolutionSF preview! (By Joe Crowe, January 17, 2002.)

The Lord of the Rings: The Novelization: Part II
To celebrate the release of The Fellowship of the Ring on VHS and DVD, we are proud to present two more chapters from The Lord of the Rings: The Novelization. Featuring deleted scenes new to the DVD! (By Joe Crowe, August 08, 2002.)

Lost Dick-McCaffrey Collaboration Found
DRAGONVALIS: Behind the legendary project which has never seen print. Until, perhaps, now... (By Jesse Walker, June 10, 2002.)

Lucas, Berman to Fans: "Screw You"
Are you really surprised? (By Joe Crowe.)

McFarlane Toys Runs Out of Media Properties For Action Figures
"...if our new Married With Children line doesn't sell this Christmas, we'll be up to our butts in Al Bundy figures faster than you can say 'I scored four touchdowns in a single game at Polk High.'" (By Edgar Harris.)

Minions!
Push them in the alligator pit! And cover them with bacon! (By KaosDevice, December 31, 2007.)

Namesake Star Explodes, Wreaks Havoc
Baby namesake star explodes in blast of unprecedented violence. (By Don Mowbray, March 12, 2004.)

Naming Children After TV Characters "Way Out of Hand"
...Says Dr. Scooby-Doo Johnson. (By Joe Crowe.)

No Tights, No Flights : DC Comics TV Series Not Coming Soon To A TV Near You
A fair and balanced look at five DC properties coming soon to a television near you! (By Jayme Lynn Blaschke, October 13, 2003.)

Posts of Christmas Past
With the holidays crammed all around us, this is a perfect time to look back at how we've celebrated over the year. Just try not to anger the mutant reindeer. (By Shane Ivey and Joe Crowe, December 23, 2005.)

Product of the Week
Flushco and Lucasfilm announce the ultimate Episode I collectible: the Jar Jar Urinal Cake! (By Edgar Harris.)

RevolutionSF Contest: Win Dozois, Justice League, or Harryhausen: Now With Winners!
You won something from us! Several of you, anyway. You know who you are. (By Joe Crowe, May 28, 2008.)

RevolutionSF Wish List 2007 : Mark Finn
It's Christmas time for the geeky. RevolutionSF wish lists can help. (By Mark Finn, December 18, 2007.)

RevolutionSF Wish List 2007 : Sneezy the Squid
Ring-a-ling. Hear geeks ring. Soon it will be Christmas Day. (By Gary Mitchel, December 20, 2007.)

RevolutionSF Wish List 2007: Peggy Hailey
Thumpety thump thump. Thumpety thump thump. Look at this geek Christmas wish list go. (By Peggy Hailey, December 20, 2007.)

RevolutionSF Wish List 2007: Ubalstecha
Do you geek what we geek? Find out with another RevSF wish list. (By Deanna Toxopeus, December 23, 2007.)

RevolutionSF's Sci-Fi Quote-O-Matic Vol. 1
Our first collection of our favorite things said in or about sci-fi. (By RevolutionSF staff, April 12, 2007.)

Rocky Horror Fan Leaves Theater, Fifteen Years Later
A gut-wrenching report of one fan's obsession. (By Edgar Harris.)

Sam Raimi Announces: Spider-Man Opening Weekend For "True Believers" Only
"We're just trying to give something back to the fans," says the Spider-Man director. (By Jason Myers.)

Saturn and Golden Raspberry Awards To Merge
"We give up," says Saturn rep. (By Edgar Harris.)

Sci Fi Channel Changes Slogan: Where Bad TV and Movies Go To Die
"It was truth in advertising," said USA representative Lucas Trask. (By Edgar Harris.)

Sci Fi Convention Survival Guide : What To Take to A Con
We are here to help you attend sci-fi conventions, with this completely serious supply list. (By RevolutionSF, April 21, 2008.)

Sci Fi Countdown of Death
While you agonized over the government and your money, RevSF looks at the other thing that is inevitable. (You did remember to fill out line 15G, right?) (By Joe Crowe, April 14, 2008.)

Sci Fi Hunks 2008
This one is for the likers of men. (By Deanna Toxopeus, June 26, 2008.)

Sci Fi Love : Cheap Dates
Ah, sci-fi love. Here are the top 5 who will do stuff with anything. (By Deanna Toxopeus, February 14, 2008.)

Sci Fi Love : Married Couples
A sci-fi institute that even Lost in Space cannot disparage. (By Deanna Toxopeus, March 03, 2008.)

Sci Fi Love : Triangles
Sci-fi three-ways. (Calling all porn spammers.) (By Deanna Toxopeus, June 05, 2008.)

Sci Fi Love : WTF Couples
Some couples in sci-fi make us say you know what. (By Deanna Toxopeus, April 04, 2008.)

Sci Fi Love: Slash Couples
A look at sci-fi guys that launch a thousand fanfics. (By Deanna Toxopeus, February 25, 2008.)

Sci Fi Love: Unrequited Love
Unrequited love is the best kind. Well, maybe second best. (By Deanna Toxopeus, March 10, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Bunnies
"What's he do? Nibble your bum?" (By Joe Crowe, March 22, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Dads Vol. 2
Late-night feedings? Diaper changes? Sci-fi dads love to do that stuff, in between dying and being arch-villains. (By Joe Crowe, June 08, 2007.)

Sci-Fi Dads Vol. 3
Raising a child in sci-fi is a challenge for any father. We children have only begun to discover our power. Join him, and he will complete our training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. (By Joe Crowe, June 15, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Fan Just Doesn't Get It
Science fiction fan Melvin Frye just doesn't understand a few things. (By Radioactive Fanboy, January 24, 2003.)

Sci-Fi Hall of Lame
A place to besmirch sci-fi's most besmirchable: The boring, cliched, and condescending fear the Lameassery! (By Joe Crowe, April 07, 2007.)

Sci-Fi Hall of Lame vol. 2
More of the slap-assingest sci-fi characters find their spot in the Hall of Lame. (By Joe Crowe, January 24, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Hunks Vol. 2
More for the likers of men. (By Deanna Toxopeus, August 07, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Love : Star-Crossed Couples
Sci-fi love means guaranteeing you will someday not be there. (By Deanna Toxopeus, March 22, 2008.)

Sci-Fi MacGuffins
Looking for their stuff gives sci-fi folks something to do. Here are the best ones. (By John Galt, Joe Crowe, May 26, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Moms Vol. 2
When your female authority figure says you don't have to get her anything for Mother's Day, it means you have to get her something. In case you were wondering. (By Joe Crowe, May 10, 2006.)

Sci-Fi Moms Vol. 3
Sci-fi moms must face aliens and death-rays. Which is slightly less hellish than what real-life moms face. (By RevolutionSF, May 07, 2007.)

Sci-Fi Moms Vol. 4
Remind your mom how easy she had it because she didn not have to fight or blow up aliens. (RevolutionSF not responsible for hospital bills.) (By Joe Crowe, May 10, 2008.)

Sci-Fi Movies: How To Speak Hollywood
Want to know what the studios REALLY have in mind? This guide will help. (By Joe Crowe.)

Science Fiction Convention Scavenger Quest
Earn points and, of course, street cred, when you cruise the 2005 sci-fi convention circuit. (By RevolutionSF Staff, July 14, 2005.)

SETI@Home Discovers Deep Space File Swappers
Astronomy community shocked; recording industry outraged. (By Don Mowbray, August 26, 2003.)

SimShatner
The classic returns! "Scotty . . . fire the . . . slave girl!" With the William Shatner Acting Simulator, YOU can Be Like Bill. (By Hecklers Entertainment, Inc., August 29, 2002.)

So You Want To Win RevolutionSF Contests
Secrets and tips on how to play without bringing disgrace upon yourself or your family. (By Joe Crowe, April 05, 2003.)

Songs From Mars
An entire CD about an alien, with no probing jokes anywhere! (By Joe Crowe, December 15, 2005.)

Spider-Man: A Tingling Appreciation
RevolutionSF talks about Spider-Man on Electric Company, in bracelets, and with Ms. Lion. (By RevolutionSF staff, April 30, 2007.)

Steven Spielberg to Direct "A Clockwork Orange" Sequel
Coming soon to theatres everywhere: Haley Joel Osment in Another Clockwork Orange! (By Edgar Harris.)

Superstar Showcase
Believe it or not, some shows DIDN'T make it to this year's fall sci-fi TV schedule. Take a look! (By Joe Crowe, July 01, 2003.)

They're Made out of Tarot Cards
The connection between Roger Zelazny's Amber series and... Tarot cards? (By Velvet Delorey, February 07, 2003.)

Thriller
Hoo! (By Gary Mitchel, January 01, 2008.)

Tina Brown to Take Over Editorship of Asimov's
Hearst may have killed Talk, but with Asimov's going strong editor Tina Brown still has FABULOUS times ahead. (By Edgar Harris.)

Tomb of the Unknown Stormtrooper
We come not to mourn our fallen comrade, but to honor him. (By Joe Crowe and Shane Ivey, June 11, 2005.)

Top 6.66 Devils
You! Reading this at home! Worship this list that's of the devil! (By Peggy Hailey and RevolutionSF, October 26, 2007.)

Top 6.66 Ghosts
This countdown is not full of sheet! Yes, that's what I said. (By Peggy Hailey & RevolutionSF, October 26, 2007.)

Top 6.66 Haunted Houses
Hey, everybody! Let's spend Halloween with ghosts who write on walls in blood! (By Todd Shearer and RevolutionSF, October 25, 2007.)

Top 6.66 Vampires
Hey, everybody! Let's spend Halloween with things that suck! Like going everywhere else on the Net except here. (By RevolutionSF, October 28, 2007.)

Top 6.66 Werewolves
RevolutionSF shows love to the lycanthropes. (By Mark Finn, October 25, 2007.)

Top 6.66 Witches
RevolutionSF counts down magical ladies, warts and all. (By Deanna Toxopeus and Joe Crowe, October 24, 2007.)

Top 6.66 Zombies
Brains. (By Matt Cowger and Gary Mitchel, October 28, 2007.)

UK Census Reconsiders Category for Fannish Religions
"Well, we knew for years that science fiction fandom was a religion, and a particularly nasty one at that," said Martin Meier, spokesman for the Ministry.... (By Edgar Harris.)

Variety Signs 3-Year 'Quick-Death' Deal With FOX, Sci-Fi Channel
Those protest ads are good for something after all.... (By Shane Ivey, August 01, 2004.)

The Watcher in the Dark
Out here in the courtyard we've completely altered the gloomy reception area for the new intake of acolytes... (By E.N. Taylor, November 20, 2003.)

What Is Best in Life 2007 : Frogwart
Frogwart knows the riddle of Halo 3, Spider-Man 3, and Thor. (By Lloyd A. Woodall, aka Frogwart, January 18, 2008.)

What Is Best In Life 2007 : Joe Crowe
Joe Crowe will drown in lakes of 30 Rock, Chuck, and The Simpsons Movie. (By Joe Crowe, January 13, 2008.)

What Is Best in Life 2007 : KaosDevice
If you do not agree with KaosDevice's picks for the best of 2007, then you know what to do. (By KaosDevice, January 24, 2008.)

What Is Best in Life 2007 : Peggy Hailey
Peggy Hailey has the tongue to praise Enchanted, Acacia, Jungle Book, and Jonathan Coulton. (By Peggy Hailey, January 09, 2008.)

What is Best in Life 2007 : Ubalstecha
2008 is at last at hand! Chuck, Black Canary, Pushing Daisies and other favorite geeky things of 2007 shall all be cleansed. (By Deanna Toxopeus, January 16, 2008.)

What Is Best In Life 2007: Mark Finn
RevSF's Mark Finn has the tongue to praise Transformers, Space Ghost, Nymphadora Tonks, and Fables. (By Mark Finn, January 06, 2008.)

What Is Best In Life 2007: Sneezy the Squid
Sneezy the Squid drives Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Burn Notice before him. (By Gary Mitchel, January 15, 2008.)

What's Your Sci-Fi Geek Name?
Finally, a way to choose your One True Name for sci-fi fans who just ain't got the time. (By Joe Crowe, June 12, 2007.)

Whitley Strieber To Be Awarded Special Hugo
The World SF Society announces "The Hubbard," for outstanding achievement in presenting science fictional concepts as fact. (By Edgar Harris.)

X-Files : Odds and Ends
More allegedly-fun things we wrote about X-Files long ago. (By RevolutionSF, July 24, 2008.)

A Year to Look Forward : 2008
Everybody loves lists, right? That's what you want! A cunning list of so many things! Here is one! (By Dharma Bum, January 01, 2008.)

 

 

 


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