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What is the best nerd find at a garage sale?

There is no such thing.

This is a myth perpetuated by the usually inestimable Big Bang Theory episode where they found a One Ring movie prop at a garage sale.



That does not happen. You will spend hours upon hours trudging through dusty bowls and clothes worn by someone's grandparents looking for super nerdy things. They are not there.

Take it from one who knows. The nerdy things that people allegedly find are hallucinations brought on by elderly microbes floating throughout the sale area.

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Is it OK to date outside the geek culture?

YES. A thousand times yes. Bathe frequently, though.

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We'll start off with an easy one.

Why are you ripping off some other website that already had this idea?

Choose Your Own Answer!

1. Shut up.
2. We are way awesomer.
3. Huh? There are other websites?

How much is a ripped copy of Marvel Two in One #75 worth?

Get out of my attic!

Why did you cancel Invader Zim?

Your mom told us to.

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Here's where Joe Crowe will be at http://www.dragoncon.org/. Find him and insist loudly that he give you your Duran Duran records back.

AVENGERS SYMPOSIUM
About the Avengers history book that Joe helped write. Friday 1 pm

AT THE MOVIES WITH...
RevSF debates sci-fi movies from the past sci-fi year.
Friday 7 pm

STUMP THE GEEKS
Joe Crowe hosts the sci-fi nerd challenge of a lifetime. Also includes live readings from "Manimal."
Friday 8:30 pm

THE BLOODY PULPS
The new generation of pulp-style writers examines the old stuff and the new stuff.
Sat. 11:30 am

THE DAY THE EARTH REALLY STOOD STILL
The old movie and the one with Keanu in it. Which was Gortiest?
Sat 4 pm

ON THE HORIZON
Predictions and previews for this year's sci-fi TV.
Sat. 7 pm

TV ZOMBIES RISING ON DVD NEAR YOU
A look back at the year's TV fatalities, such as Pushing Daisies, Reaper, and Sarah Connor.
Sun. 11:30 am

TRIBUTE TO FORREST ACKERMAN
The legacy of the "Famous Monsters of Filmland" founder.
Sun 2:30 p.m.

We'll be roaming about giving out free CDs and other nerdly stuff. Become our willing thralls!

Generic reason why blogger did not go to sci-fi convention.

Long, rambling post of real-life activities not related to sci-fi.

Long, rambling post about how little money blogger has.

Long, rambling post about physical discomforts of attending con.

Long, rambling post about somewhat crazy thing that happened at con a decade ago.

Blogger reveals too much about location and extent of vacation.

Blogger reveals exact moment he will return, so followers can set their watches.

Blogger reveals too-personal need for vacation, seeks sympathy response.

Blogger logs in again at last possible moment before vacation begins to see if anyone left sympathy response.