10. "Bug Life 4 Eva," by Planet P featuring Ruffneck (mock@springmail.com)

9. "H to the Guido, V to the Chew-E" (kniofheart@aol.com)

8. "S-to the-I-to the-T-to the motherf*ckin'-H" by DarthMaster V (themacrocosm@sympatico.ca)

7. "Gin and Juice (From Human Body Parts)" By Alieo (arc_highbeam@yahoo.com)

6. "Spice, Spice, Baby" By the Guild Navigator 5 (bblatt11@aol.com)

5. "Shub-niggurath, please!" by LL Cthool J. (wolvie110@hotmail.com)

4. "Mos' Ill-Logical F***er" by Vulcan rap star Tuvok Sha--you can't pronounce the rest human, 'coz it's UN-PRO-noun-si-ble you mos' Ill-Logical F*** (nettroll@email.com)

3. "Who Let the Drozzi Out" -the Betazoid Men (drobviousso@excite.com)

2. "The Bitch Slapper's Guide to the Galaxy", by Snoop Douggie Adams and the Vogon Crew (dm2phx@yahoo.com)

1. "Make It "So" 'Ho!" by Pimp Daddy Picard (civ2starw@aol.com)

1. "Da Party, Where At?" by Master Y (n9oca@aol.com)