Subspace: Puddin', Bodily Functions & Other Things That Go Quack In The Night!

Subject: Behold the Duck!

<<Oh, he's just some guy. Famous sci-fi author, written lots of stuff. Wrote "City on the Edge of Forever" for the original Trek series. Can't really decide if he's curmudgeonly or just insane.>>

Hey, he's nifty in my book! He signed my Rubber Duckie!!! Sure, I had to almost cry to get it, but he finally gave in and signed the thing. So he can't be all bad!

This duck has signatures from many of the greats! Harlan Ellison, Peter David, Jason Carter, John and John (They Might Be Giants), Dr Demento, and Neil Gaiman!!!!

Yes, be jealous now. (mnewman@tulane.edu)

WOW! I am jealous. Rubber Duckie: Not just for the bathtub anymore!

Subject: jhohen

where can i get the comics of his at? (the_brett@g33k.net)

Try your local comic shop. If your local shop sucks ass and doesn't carry or is not willing to get Jhohen Vadsquez merchandise then visit the fine folks at Slave Labor Graphics. Be sure to tell them that RevolutionSF sent ya!

Subject: S:AaB

Hey, I loved the Chig-juice out of that show! Space: Above and Beyond is the coolest Sci-Fi show to air in the 90s. I didn't see the end of it until the other day... They constantly excelled where, ohhhhhh *looks for an easy target*, Voyager failed. Example: They successfully killed off the undeveloped token Asian character in a valiant way to make us actually give a crap about him. Did Harry Kim get killed off? Noooo, but he got to say a monologue in the final Voy ep that had all the syllables of
supercallifragilisticexpialidocious, and almost twice the corniness value.(imadharmabum@aol.com)

All very interesting, but did it occur to anyone that if they developed all the characters (be them Asian or whatever) then there would be no need to find valiant ways to kill them off. SF shows have a tendency to take the easy way out with character development.

Remember: They are out to get you!

Subject: 2 tights

<<<<<Looks rugged. (USmade@aol.com)

Someone get Usmade some 2 Loose so we don't have to see his rugged bits!

Subject: RE: Music to Sci-Fi By

[ You realize, at the rate Hollywood is remaking, they'll get to Wayne's World in about 15 years. It'll star Freddie Prinze III and Britt Timberlake-Spears. ]

Gaaahhhh! It burns! It burns! Is this my punishment for bringing out the idea of Jar Jar being a Lord of the Sith back at Zealot? (skypilot@ptd.net)

Well, skypilot, like Santa we know when you've been naughty or nice.

On a similar subject, we'd love to hear from y'all on which SF films should be remade! My first pick is Logan's Run. A fantastic idea and a horrible movie. (Gee.. the underground city looks a lot like a Dallas mall. And if Logan was as young as thirty then flying monkeys are coming out of my butt!)

Subject: Sci-Ku Gesundheit

To Kenn:
Why must we sci-ku?
Are you that bored? Now get to
Work, you lazy @$$.

Re: Britney
Thinking of Britney
Makes me feel funny inside
I am Bob Dole's crotch

Re:Attack of the Clones, or, Lucas you PIG!!
Episode 1 sucked
Oh boy, did it ever bite
I'll still see E 2.
P.S.
*dammit*

To: Spoot Spooty Zim
Doggone it man, what
Happened? Were you out of Vic-
Odin? Get on it!
(crustyspacegoblin1234@hotmail.com)

You and the dude with the rubber duckie should get together. Imagine a rubber duck spouting sci-ku. It makes me all-a-tingle!

Subject: Revolution SF should have the following:

1)A fan art section.

2)Video game reviews.

3)A review and rant section for us.

4)Media.

5)A caption contest.

6)Links.

7)Puddin'.
(wolvie110@hotmail.com)

Good suggestions all. Here's a few comments:

1) Um... NO. Having been a comic book editor, I have seen more than enough fan art for one lifetime.
2) Write some. We have a games section. It's not just for role playing games.
3) Anyone is welcome to contribute reviews. Contact the appropriate editor about what you'd like to review. We, also, have a rather extensive forum section for ranting. And let us not forget the Subspace.
4) Can you be a bit more specific? Everything we produce on this site is media.
5) It's coming. Very soon.
6) And have you wander of elsewhere? Whatcha looking for?
7) Hmmm…. Puddin'! Shane, why don't we have puddin'?

[I don't know about you, but I have puddin' just about every day. Mmmm. Chocolicious. - Shane, webmeister]

Subject: How to join

Hi

My name is Gerardo and I'm a science fiction reader. I like to know if you guys have a club or something like that and if so, can I join the club? I would like to know more about this..

My favorites sf writters are Philip K. Dick, Greg Egan, Rudy Rucker and AlfredBester.

Regards
(acosta@math.uab.edu)

Dude! You are so in! Just surf around and have a gander. We'd love to hear what you think!

With favorite writers like that you need to check out our fiction section. Those are some of my favorites as well.

And so polite. Tell your mom she did a good job.

Subject: brings back old memories

<<giving the finger to fans >> Wow...back in the zealot days...wow.... (mnewman@tulane.edu)

Well that Lucas knows how to keep a fan or two, don't he?

Subject: ffx

<<they will release the video game Final Fantasy X early. >>

Already!? But...but...I haven't finished IX yet!!!! ::drops head in shame:: It's not my fault! There was school! With Evil Professors(tm)! Plus I need an adapter to stick the thing into my roommate's tv...*sob* (mnewman@tulane.edu)

Do we really need to know what you and your roommate do with an adapter?

Subject: Richard Hatch was on Battlestar?

You mean that fat, gay guy on 'Survivor' was also on BG? What the filk? Now I'm starting to wonder about Starbuck. BTW, does Dirk Benedick get any money for having his character-name stolen to sell coffee? (c_calthrop@hotmail.com)

You can believe whatever you'd like… and whatever you are on, why aren't you sharing?

Subject: "Holy C*** it works"?

Were they afraid to say 'crap'?

Never let the PC-patrol get the better of you. 'Crap' is the only word we have left to adequately describe Lucas' latest offering. Go forth and spread the word.

BTW, ya'll should check out www.wilwheaton.net. I spent 20 minutes there this morning and laughed 'till I wet my pants.

Now I need new drawers. (c_calthrop@hotmail.com)

You again?!?! But I see you are sharing now. Wilwheaton.net! BWHAHAHA… oh.. can't stop.. BWAHAHA!!! Must go now… BWAHAHAHA!!!

Crap! I peed my pants!