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Star Wars: Rogue One Revisions Freak Everyone Out
Well, actually, anger leads to the dark side.
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© Michael Falkner, @womprat99
June 01, 2016

The next Star Wars movie, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story went back for reshoots, and it didn't go well with Star Wars fandom.

But the release date isn't affected. There were no test screenings, just like they didn't test-screen The Force Awakens. The actual news about it is right here at Deadline.com, if that's your thing.

Page Six reported the reshooting first and used words such as "panic" and "crisis." So readers followed its orders.

Any other film in the history of Hollywood has reshoots, just like every other film in the history of Hollywood has had reshoots, and the public just shrugs and keeps on keeping on.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has reshoots, and OH MY GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DISNEY IS RUINING THE STAR WARS I TOLD YOU THAT THEY WOULD DESTROY MY CHILDHOOD AND TAKE MY LEGENDS BOOKS POOR THRAWN AND MARA JADE AND CREEPY FORCE-ABSORBING SALAMANDER CRITTERS WATCH OUT FOR THAT GIANT METEOR WHY ISN'T MY HAIR ON FIRE?!

Fandom is exhausting.



Find everything Michael Falkner at at Creative Criticality.


 
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