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What the filkin' crap do you people WANT? Can't you see I'm frying okra?!

Subject: Z?

<<Hey, what's everybody dressing up as? I don't mean on Halloween, I mean every day.>>
 
Huh? I don't dress up. Since when do dragons wear clothing? Rawrr. (klisk@aol.com)

I suppose it would be hard to find pants in length 3,670.

Subject: Jhonen chat transcript
I could not link up to your chat for some reason. Did anyone else mention any problems? Would it be possible to aquire a transcript of the chat?
 
Thanks for your help, Mike (michaelrj@earthlink.net)
It would indeed be possible. And thanks for the chance to plug the JHONEN VASQUEZ CHAT TRANSCRIPT LINK RIGHT HERE.
 

I am subtle.

Subject: Sensitivity editor?
"Joe Crowe is Sensitivity Editor for RevolutionSF ""
 
By which you mean, I assume, that he carefully edits any of that useless sensitivity out before anything gets posted.  Am I right, or am I drabbed?
 
If drabbed then watch this:
WOOHOO! I'M GOING TO THE DRAB ROOM!  I LOVE THE DRAB! THE DRAB IS F[IL]KING GREAT! DRAB! DRAB! HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T CRUSH MY YOUTHFUL SPIRITS AND GOOD INTENTIONS NO ONE CAN!
 
Heh, now you can't put me in the Drab Room because I want to go there. Sorry, those are your rules, not mine.  It's like a "Get out of Drab Free" card, for free no less! (see317@home.com)

One false move. That's all you need to make. One... false... move.

Subject: TRANSCRIPT

PLEASE GET UP THE JHONEN VASQUEZ CHAT TRANSCRIPT UP SOON! THE WHOLE THING! ALL 3-5 HOURS! (invaderrzim@yahoo.com)

Actually, he was only here for about 2.5 hours. Boy -- Daylight Savings Time has messed some people up bad.
 
Speaking of which, just wanted to pass along a reminder for everyone to set their calendars back a month!

Subject: new episode of invader zim

I didnt see it but it sounds great i am a fan of this show and i cant miss it but i did on the big  day :-( i really want to know if its on again so please email me. (dib_supernatural@revolutionsf.com)

You could just check your Nickelodeon listings for when they might reshow it.
 

Maybe on Halloween? I dunno. I would check myself for you, but what am I? Your maid?

Subject: Button in WWXD...
Random thought... doesn't it bother anyone else that the "send" button is labeled "Submit"? Like RevSF is an almighty tyranny, and we must bow before Joe, Shane et. al. so that they might hear our ignoble petitions? And this week, it takes on a whole new overtone when one must put oneself in the mind of Sailor Moon to craft a witty response... I almost expected Tentacles (TM)! Lo, verily, from the Ron Jeremy Monster! (Faithful Z-try will know of whom I speak...) (megatonnage@hotmail.com)

I think that you probably shouldn't think about Sailor Moon and Ron Jeremy so soon after one another.

And about that "submit" button, you just kneel in complete obedience and become our willing thralls, and everything will be just fine.
 
KNEEL!
 
OBEY!
 
Wait, my okra's burning.

Joe Crowe is Okra Editor for RevolutionSF.

 
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