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Tim Burton Dates Woman He Made Dress Up Like Monkey
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© Joe Crowe

Proving that hot model chicks just can't ever find true love with shrimpy odd-looking men, Lisa Marie has been kicked to the curb by director Tim Burton.

Come on, Burton. The poor thing doesn't even have a last name!

Now he's dating Helena Bonham Carter, who he made look like Michael Jackson via ape makeup.

Their spokeswoman said they've only been in a "relationship" for three weeks. Which suggests to me they shouldn't announce it yet. Because in Hollywood, those first three AND A HALF weeks are the crucial time. If a couple gets past that, chances are they are in it for the long haul: 2 or 3 months.

Burton has put Lisa in a bunch of his movies. including Ed Wood, Mars Attacks!, Sleepy Hollow, and Planet of the Apes.
I'm really worried about Lisa. Do you people know how hard it is to find an attractive blonde in Hollywood these days?

Joe Crowe is News Editor for RevolutionSF, and he's not available, so just STAY BACK, Lisa Marie!

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