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Han Solo, Yoda Movies Just Unofficial Ideas, Says Wet Blanket
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© Joe Crowe, @revolutionsf
February 06, 2013

Rumors are the geek killer! The Star Wars spinoff movies about Yoda and Hot Teen Han Solo are not officially happening.

The entire Internet posted about it, on account of it would be awesome.

Yoda, Boba Fett, and Hot Young Han Solo movies are being talked about, said Entertainment Weekly.

Both would take place in the era of the original trilogy, or, as I call them, the good ones.

But nothing is set in stone, and the ideas are changing every day, said Deadline, thus pooping in everyone's church right here.

Stop it! I deny the nonexistence of these spinoffs and their right to not exist.

It all started when Disney big kahuna Bob Iger said the spinoffs were "becoming more real." This means they might someday start thinking more about doing them, not that they are filming them this afternoon.

The true parts are that Lawrence Kasdan and Simon Kinberg are working on screenplays. Kasdan is the writer of Empire Strikes Back and Raiders of the Lost Ark. So, whoooo! That is so good.

Simon Kinberg wrote X-Men First Class and Sherlock Holmes, so that is acceptable, as well.

The report said they're focusing on the Star Wars sequel right now, so I guess we'll have to keep talking about that. Or else.



 
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