Geek Confessions help us to laugh at our own nerd-related issues. But more importantly, it helps us laugh at everyone else's nerd-related issues. Send your geek confessions to @revolutionsf (tag #geekconfession) and be healed!

"I took my daughter to her dentist today, and they e-mailed me her x-rays. And now I can't stop staring at my child's skull." -- Joe Crowe

"I often will respond to my own posts, as I seldom look at the name of the person posting, which can be quite embarrassing. Once I got into quite an animated discussion with myself over the merits of Neverwinter Nights." -- LeisSuit

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"I just used the phrase 'reductio ad absurdum' correctly in a flame war." -- Matt Cowger

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"When I was younger, I was extremely attracted to Penny on Lost in Space, in the movie and in the TV show. Despite the fact that the character and I were about the same age at the time my crushes started, I now find my feelings towards her extremely creepy, since she's still about thirteen in my head." -- DharmaBum

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"It's now been more than two years since I wore a costume to a sci fi convention. Unless, you know, count my usual wardrobe." -- Van Allen Plexico

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"Sex with my wife in the video game Fable has become boring and mechanical." -- MntlWard

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"It is 74 F outside, not a cloud in the sky, and I'm posting to a web site." -- Lloyd Woodall

"I've never seen Ferris Buler's Day Off. That alone puts my "child of the 80's" cred in jeopardy. I have also never seen Hawk the Slayer." -- Gary Mitchel -- Deanna Toxopeus

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"I watched Candyman last night and was frightened. To my credit, I'd just taken a shot of NyQuil to avoid death by sneeze and cough." -- Amanda Landon

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"I once had an erotic dream about Meg Griffin from Family Guy. In my defense, this was just after I saw what her voice actor, Mila Kunis, looks like. But Meg in the dream looked like Meg in the show, not like Mila Kunis." -- Dave Farnell