Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is probably the greatest movie. RevolutionSF has a copy of the movie art book Director's Cut: The Art of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. And one winner won it from us!

How They Did It

Think of another 2-word job that President Abraham Lincoln would be awesome at, besides vampire hunter.

Then write a clever and/or fun 16-word story about him doing that. Because he's the 16th president. Send your entry to revolutionsfjoe@gmail.com. Our favorites will all be listed here on RevolutionSF.

The Runners-Up

Abraham Lincoln: Life Enthusiast
It combined his two favorite passions. He was the 16th president, but the first Bearded Haberdasher. (goku2)

Abraham Lincoln: Hostage Negotiator
"Four score and seven seconds," said Abe, as the SWAT team prepared to enter the room. (mbullen)

THE WINNER

Abraham Lincoln: Sailor Moon
The stovepipe tiara often defeated enemies, but it was the miniskirted high kicks they feared most. (mattara)

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