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Trailer Probe : Thor
© Joe Crowe
December 15, 2010

Trailer Probe reviews nerd-related movie trailers. Geek explosion content is the good parts, dork disengagement level is the bad parts. Geek parts per billion is the total quality rating, one billion being the super-nerdiest.


Dork disengagement level: None. And if you disagree, you should seek to address the stick that is lodged so firmly up your butt.

Geek explosion content: Yay! Thor beats up nurses and doctors!

Yay! Thor beats up soldiers!

Verily, they had it coming.

Yay! The SHIELD agent from Iron Man is talking!

Yay! Thor double-dropkicks some wet idiot.

47 seconds: ASGARD. Oh. My.

Thor helmet! Sif! Hogun!

Pausing video. Taking a break.


Heimdall on screen for one second makes racists angry.

Anthony Hopkins smites Thor, makes capital punishment opponents angry.

Natalie Portman makes haters of women angry.

Thor with no shirt makes fashion industry angry.

Heimdall for one more second. Racists angrier!

Tornado makes meteorologists angry.

Destroyer robot makes Luddies and other technology non-fans say Awesome!!!! Uh, I mean, I hate it."

Heimdall again! Racist attention span ended 45 seconds ago.

Thor with Mjolnir! Loki in sweet yellow suit from comics! Natalie Portman in slow motion run! No one angry. Everyone totally pumped.

Geek parts per billion: 1 billion.

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