For weeks, the entertainment news has been all about what would happen with Conan. Fans joined I'm With Coco. They held rallies. Now there is a a settlement at last:

Jason Momoa will play the lead barbarian in a new Conan movie.

Momoa was Dex on Stargate Atlantis. Now he's doubling down on the nerdy stuff, because he's also in the Game of Thrones series on HBO.

RevSF's Deanna Toxopeus says, "I hope they find a reason to keep him in long hair, cause it just adds to the buttery goodness of his looks."

The movie is directed by Marcus Nispel, who directed the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake in 2003, and terrifying videos by Amy Grant, Cher, and Billy Joel.

The Conan movie is about a beloved hero who takes brutal revenge on a wizard who apparently cannot die.

In response to the news, Jay Leno said, "Infidel defilers! They shall all drown in lakes of blood!"

Crom, I have never prayed to you before.