Trailer Probe reviews nerd-related trailers.
Geek explosion content is reasons you will like it, dork disengagement level is why you won't. Use this handy guide when you should be working.
Dork disengagement level:
No Bubo. I don't see Bubo, the robot owl.
This hurts me.
There is something to be said about Ray Harryhausen monsters from the original. That something is: "They are awesome." This one has fancy effects monsters. But will they move in jerky slow motion? Will they?
So Perseus wears armor now. Too good to wear a toga, I see. It won't be easy to show off bouncing chest muscles and ripped abs under all that stuff.
Geek explosion content: Dig the sweet silver armor on Liam Neeson! It's what all the trendy gods are wearing.
Let's try to get through this one step at a time.
Lady talking smack!
Liam Neeson in sweet silver armor!
Liam Neeson in dirty armor? Now he looks like Pigpen.
"They need to be reminded of the old Earth things." -- Zeus
Yeah! Give us hell, Zeus!
Guy falling in dirt!
Liam Neeson being sassy!
Watch out for that snake!
Profound old guy on boat!
Mentor says "You are not just a man." That's kind of gross.
Yay! The statue falls like in the original!
It's an Uruk-Hai from Lord of the Rings.
Running downhill is so very dangerous.
Run! Fall! Scorpion again!
Sweet, sweet Kraken.
Geek explosion level: 850,000 geek parts per million pre-Kraken. Add Kraken: 1 billion.