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Own Your Own Spaceship (Simulator)

A school district in Utah is selling their spaceship simulator,. The bidding is only at $150! And you get to go to Utah to pick it up!

It says it has "everything a futuristic starship should have." Frankly, madam, I will be the judge of that.

Shatnerquake For Free!

The novel Shatnerquake was fun and Shatnicious. RevolutionSF interviewed writer Jeff Burk and reviewed the book, too.

Shatnerquake will be posted for free Nov. 17 on his site. So if you feel that your Shatneity is lacking, here is your chance to recharge.

T-Shirt Probe: Godzilla vs. Gamera

A T-shirt with Godzilla vs. Gamera on it will be available today only. (Nov. 17, 2009).

If you view this story on any day after Nov. 17, the Godzilla vs. Gamera will be gone. The shirt offer will be something else.

So if you don't buy it now, you get nothing. Nothing! I'm just trying to help.