Sci-Fi Remake Newsblast tries desperately to keep track of all the sequels and the remakes of sci-fi stuff. Sigh.

Predators vs. Trejo

Danny Trejo said, "We'll be doing Predator in about a month."

And that's all he said in this interview. Predators vs. the bartender from Anchorman would be excellent. But the best part is, the interviewer calls him a "living actor."

Sin City 2: "Kind of, Uh, A Thought Process"

Trejo said that about Sin City 2 in the interview above. That means that, like all movies, they'll do it when they stop thinking.

Children of the Corn Remake Bursts Out Of Shuck

A bunch of sci-fi and horror flicks are getting sequels and remakes! Bob Weinstein of Dimension Films said "I'm going back to what I do best." I thank him for announcing them all at once, instead of drizzling out semi-news for months about how they hired a writer. Now I don't have to follow these until they hire Megan Fox to be in them all.

Sequels: Monica from Friends and the other survivors will do Scream 4. There will be 3-D sequels to Spy Kids, Halloween III, Hellraiser, and Scanners.

I've read nothin' about Rob Zombie doing Halloween III. Maybe it will be a remake of the original Halloween III, where the snakes came out of the pumpkins. That was not cool.

Remakes: Children of the Corn, Short Circuit, and An American Werewolf in London. These are no longer movies, they are marketing opportunities.

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