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Terminator Owners Bankrupt: Skynet Obviously To Blame

See, Skynet controls computers, because they are computers, so all they would have to do is a little flippy-doo, and suddenly, these puny humans' bank account doesn't have money in it.

The owners of the "franchise rights" to Terminator declared bankruptcy.

Damn you, economy! Take our cars and our houses, but don't take our robot movie franchise copyright licensors!

Twilight Conventions: Like Other Cons, But With More Brooding

Official Twilight conventions are going on tour around the world, with the movie's second stringers, such as Alice and Emmet Cullen.

But I'm most excited to hear that there will be panel discussions. Everyone can be burdened and lonely together! Just like all other panel discussions at every other convention.

Twilight Dildo; There, I Said It

Just in time for the Twilight convention! And just like the vampire from Twilight it will try to murder you. It can't help itself.

If you don't want to see the naughty picture, then don't click this link to The Vamp. It "retains hot and cold temperature," so you can also use it to keep a salad cool in your lunch.

Workers Really Hired For Hancock Sequel

They hired writers to write a Hancock sequel. Great! only 1,700 more steps until we see the movie. The Hancock director told Sci Fi Wire about the villain of the movie, which would be pretty obvious.

My favorite part: "Plot details are being kept under wraps." It's because the writers have not written them yet. But that press release is such a naughty tease.

Clone Wars Cartoon New Season Better Have Wookiees

The second season starts Oct. 2. Dare I hope there are Wookiees? Already there has been more Clone Wars that any Star Wars movie. But still, no additional Wookiee content. The Wookist agenda of Lucas continues.