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Gossip Writer Kicked To Curb Over Wolverine Movie

Foxnews.com columnist Roger Friedman got the boot after reviewing a bootleg copy of the Wolverine movie.

It said they "mutually agreed to part ways immediately." Which is Fox code for "We WILL KILL HIM."

Peggy Hailey asks, "What do you suppose it was that led this guy to think that Fox had a sense of humor?"

Kumar Beat Up Superman, Now Works At White House

Kal Penn was Kumar from the movies with Doogie Howser in them, Harold and Kumar. Then he beat Superman's ass in Superman Returns. I mean, smacked him down hard. Then he was on House where he fired up the Internets (the parts of it that watch House anyway) by making a melodramatic exit. Now he's working for the White House. Obviously, this is a plot by Lex Luthor.

Doctor Who Creator Refused To Work on Star Wars

Here's a funny interview. The Doctor Who guy Russell Davies said he's done with sci-fi stuff, but he was offered a writer job on the live-action Star Wars series.

Davies responded, "But I’m not going to do a sci-fi series that’s second-rate compared to Doctor Who."

Ouch. How's that feel? Not too good.