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Samuel L. Jackson Gets A Job; Denies Hasselhoff

Samuel L. Jackson signed a nine-movie deal with Marvel. He'll be in all the upcoming Marvel movies and others we don't even know about yet, because he's Samuel L. Jackson.

As I reported, this almost didn't happen. Finally, Marvel listens to me. Now we'll stay on good terms if they do a Hellcat movie.

Suicide Squad Movie Delights And Worries Me

DC's Suicide Squad comic book is one of my all-time favorites, so now they are making a movie.

Justin Marks wrote every nerdy movie script, including Supermax, He-Man and 20,000 Leagues From the Sea. None of them have been made. So now he's doing this one. Smooth.

It's about super-villains who work for the government. No names yet, but the report says "Deadshot is a strong candidate." So our friend Mr. Marks has not written anything yet. What do you do all day? Get off your hump.

Next Generation Cast, Family Guy Remember That One Time

The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation will voice themselves on Family Guy. Stewie kidnaps the actors and hijinks ensue. And a new front opens in the Simpsons / Family Guy. conflict.

The bar was set by Futurama with the original cast in "Where No Fan Has Gone Before." I bet Family Guy totally wins this one, especially if they try poopie jokes.

Buck Rogers Comic Alienates Me

The creators of a new Buck Rogers comic book say there will be no Twiki.

How dare you, sirs.