We know you're all super-busy, so let's just go ahead and knock out this preview of nerd-related movies for the next three years.

Sherlock Holmes

Dec. 25, 2009

I don't go to see movies on Christmas Day. I'm always stuffed from my consumption of presents and sweet potato casserole.

I want to see this movie, but cranberry sauce sits heavy.

Clash of the Titans

March 26, 2010

I could argue that the Ray Harryhausen version nailed it and no one should remake it. But I want more more kraken..

Iron Man 2

May 7, 2010

A sequel! Why do we need a sequel? It's been done! I wonder if Alvin will get in trouble in this one. Or maybe make Dave yell his name. Is another chipmunk going to eat poop this time?

Twilight: Eclipse

June 30, 2010

I liked Twilight better when it was called Every Other Vampire Story Ever.

Jonah Hex

Aug. 6, 2010

I like cowboys. I like DC Comics. I like DC Comics cowboys. The best news is if this movie takes off, Balloon Buster cannot be far behind.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1

Nov. 19, 2010

I can't wait! If only there was some way to find out the story before the movie comes out!

Green Lantern and Smurfs

Dec. 17, 2010

Awesome comic book superhero or cartoon I watched way more than necessary during the 80s.

"In brightest day, in blackest night."

"La LA la la la la la la la la la la."

How can I possibly make this unbearable choice? Green Lantern. Hey, that was easier than I thought.

Chance this movie will come out with no further drama: It's still a DC superhero movie that isn't Batman. I'll believe it when I sit in the theater and Green Lantern appears on the screen and tears of joy fall into my 75-dollar popcorn.

Spider-Man 4

May 6, 2011

I hope Eric from That 70s Show comes back!

Captain America

July 22, 2011

Oh, baby.

Thor

June 17, 2011

I can say with minimal hyperbole that I will see this movie one thousand times.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (the other part)

July 15, 2011

Now it won't compete with Avengers. So I guess I have to see it.

The Avengers

May 4, 2012

Eat it, adaptation of book that had no pictures!