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Superhero Movie Newsblast : Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Thor
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© Joe Crowe
January 08, 2009


Superhero Movie Newsblast pulls actual news from the digests of misinformation that are mainstream news stories about superhero movies.

Guy From Hulk Movie Has To Do More Hulk Movies

Tim Roth says he's signed up for two more Hulk movies. He said "if we do one." They better hurry, because at the rate CGI special effects are improving, the CGI monsters can hold out for more money.

Chance this movie will come out with no further drama: Hulk movie by himself: 20 percent. Hulk is supposed to be in an Avengers flick first. Roth could be in that, because Thor could hit him, and that makes me happy.

Put Rehab on Standby: Mickey Rourke and Robert Downey Jr. In Same Movie

I'm happy they're still alive. Now they do cool movies, like The Wrestler where Mickey Rourke taught himself to be a pro wrestler. That rules. Now Rourke is set to be in Iron Man 2 as Whiplash, which is really digging into the Marvel back-issue bins. Or my attic. Even more nerdy: Oscar nominee Sam Rockwell may play Justin Hammer, criminal financier, from even deeper into comic book lore. Another role is Tony Stark's assistant Natasha, and the superhero Black Widow's real name is Natasha. Geek Overload! Geek Overload! I need to lie down.

Chance this movie will come out with no further drama: 90 percent. If it does not, nobs must be skobbed.


RevolutionSF's Joe Crowe can find a copy of an Iron Man comic with Whiplash in it in his attic in under 60 seconds without putting his foot through the attic ceiling. Again.


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