We have five more hunks (well, six; we cheated, tee hee) for the likers of men to hang posters of above their bed. You can also hang their pictures in you locker or include them in your Mary Sue fanfic if you like. But we draw the line at weaving slivers of their DVDs or book pages into your clothes. We don't condone that kind of behavior.

The Sexually Ambiguous Hunk: Captain Jack Harkness, Dr. Who and Torchwood

Why the Captain is so successful should be no surprise. The man is classically handsome. He is dashing. He is charming. And he knows it. He had hundreds of years to refine his technique. These are the powers that Captain Jack uses to try to separate you from your pants. Oh, don't think you are special. He tries that with everyone. No, everyone. As any five year-old knows, the more times you ask a question, the more likely you are to get a yes.

The Once and Future Hunk: William Pevensie, Chronicles of Narnia

At the risk of being labeled a pervert, William Pevensie is hot. If I was thirteen, I would totally date him. He has a chin you can cut cheese on, lovely blonde locks to tousle, broad shoulders to rest the weight of the world on and pretty, pretty blue eyes. And he's royalty. With a crown and a magic sword and everything. Girlfriend, you need to get yourself to Narnia.

The Dark Hunk: Batman, Batman

On the surface, this man may not be a great catch. He is a tortured soul who watched as his parents were murdered, so we've got abandonment issues. Batman also has no superpowers, so he needs to work out repeatedly to maintain his physique and edge. This means less time to spend with you. But he is fabulously rich, so you could move into his mansion and find something to do while you wait for him to be available. And then you can play with his six-pack. Which based on every drawing I've seen, is worth the wait.

The Magical Hunk: Harry Dresden, Dresden Files

Oh, Harry, when they combined the words, "rugged" and "stubborn," they created you. A true knight in shining armor (although the armor is more of a leather duster) Harry is always willing to tilt a windmill, just because it's the right thing to do. This is the guy who will come rescue you in the middle of the night, no matter what the consequence. I'm not kidding. This guy started a war to save a woman he used to date. Now that's sexy.

The Internet Hunks: Hottie Zealot Guys a.k.a. HZG, RevolutionSF.com

I would be remiss if I didn't include these sexy men. They rose from the brief flicker of Zealot.com into the nerd inferno of RevolutionSF. Every day they help you survive another day in geekdom. I have it on good authority that they show up at random houses and do exactly what happens in this video. What more could a woman want? (Note: HZG models may not be exactly as shown.)