Items of geekity interest should be only two minutes long, because trailers make us laugh. They make us cry. They work so hard to make us happy.

Trailer Probe rates the geek explosion content, how much our cortex is combusted with a volley of geekitude, and dork disengagement level is reasons you won't dig it.

Battlestar Galactica Season 4.5

New episodes Jan. 16! I even wrote it in bold!

President Roslin talks some smack to the Cylons.

Don't do it! Apollo shakes hands with Xena! I know she's called something else on BSG, but whatever.

The trailer effectively shows us how screwed every cast member is.

And includes Baltar wailing about some injustice, which is really ironic.

The clips of the humans in the desolate wasteland of Earth are awesome. See, this is already better than when they found Earth in Galactica 1980.

Dork disengagement level: Starbuck is all weepy. Again.

Adama lurches over in agony. Suck it up.

I don't care who the fifth Cylon is. There, I said it. I won't even go to this

official site for clues. For the next minute, at least.

Whoo-hoo! When this show's over, there will be more hours on the Sci Fi Channel for a new Stargate show! Come on, mediocrity!

Geek explosion level: 900,000. I'm an optimistic pessimist about Battlestar. Things are not going to turn out well, and I can't wait to see it.