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Smallville Writers Write Robotech Movie

Miles Millar and Alfred Gough, who evacuated Smallville last season, will write the Robotech movie. They have plenty of experience with people who act like robots. Oh snap!

Two-Face Actor Vs. Aliens

The guy who played Two-Face in Dark Knight fights aliens next. Tommy Lee Jones did the same thing 10 years ago with Men in Black. Battle : Los Angeles better have some of the rapping in it.

A Heartwarming Tale About The Star Wars Holiday Special

The Star Wars Holiday Special isn't set for DVD, but a guy at the Huffington Post wrote a neat story about it. He talks to no less an authority than Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic. I'll think of this while my family and I sit by the hearth watching Art Carney and some Wookiees.

Two Movies With Misleading Titles

The Trainspotting guy may do a movie called Solomon Grundy, but it's not about the redneck zombie from DC Comics. Hello, people. Did no one watch Super Friends?

And Neil Gaiman and Penn from Penn & Teller are doing The Road to Endor, but it's not about Ewoks. More disappointment!

Are all the non-nerd related names taken? I bet the Watchmen movie is really about guys who fix clocks.

Good Players Play New Warcraft Game A Lot

Congratulations, Lich King player who got to Level 80 already. Also congratulations to the kid who played the game too much and didn't die.

War Monkeys Movie Has War and Monkeys

I plan to like the movie War Monkeys because it has war and monkeys. It's about janitors who are trapped in a bunker with fightin' monkeys. One of them is Sammo Hung, who once co-starred with Arsenio Hall. He is going to beat some monkey ass.

Spawn of Witch and Watcher Demands Pickles

Alyson Hannigan (here she is being excellent on How I Met Your Mother) is having a a baby with Wesley from Angel. It is foretold that this commingling of the Buffyverse will give rise to the Nerd Messiah.