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It's Not TV; It's a Long-Running Fantasy Novel Series Adapted For HBO

The reason I attempted to stop making awful puns in news headlines is because Variety started doing them. George R.R. Martin's fantasy novel A Game of Thrones It was announced almost 2 years ago, or in HBO time, "two episodes of Sopranos." It's a pilot HBO is working on, probably across the street from their other shows Extensive Behind the Scenes Preview of Movie You Saw Six Months Ago and Real Ugly People Having Sex.

Who Had My Own Worst Enemy In The Office Pool?

Cancelled! I want Christian Slater back on my TV as soon as possible, because he reminds me of that one awesome scene in Star Trek VI. At least we'll always have my excellent review.

Dark Knight Score DQed; Thank You, Oscars

They disquali-mafied the Dark Knight movie score from the Oscars because they got conflicting info about who composed the thing. So they discussed it and decided to reward some stinkeroo movie score to be named later. Thanks, Oscars! What can they possibly do to us next? I mean besides spend four hours talking about the magic of movies that we have not seen.

Check Out Those Thrusters

Here's a full-ship money shot of the Enterprise from the new Star Trek.. Oh, baby, I got to watch me a CGI version of that.

Watchmen Movie Guy To Be One of the Directors To Not Do Good Job on Heavy Metal Movie

Go to the bottom post on this forum to see Kevin Eastman say Zack Snyder is onboard to direct a naughty cartoon for a new Heavy Metal movie. But how will he do that, since after we see Watchmen we string him up?

Simon Pegg, Nick Frost To Do Funny Thing With Alien

The people from Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead will do a comedy where they meet an alien. I approve. This sounds like a heartwarming family comedy. Frost and Pegg, this better not warm my heart!