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Johnny Depp Makes Every Movie Better, Literally
Johnny Depp will be in a new Pirates of the Caribbean
, and Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland
and Tonto in Lone Ranger
. This was announced
when he danced like a monkey for his overlords at Disney, when they threw an all-day bacchanalia where the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse juice boxes flowed like wine.
Fresh Prince To Replay First Few Minutes of Movie
I Am Legend prequel
The movie will be more about the disaster from the first movie, then Fresh Prince and Martin Lawrence go and kick the ass of some drug dealers.
Tolkien Lawsuit Goes Into the West
No money for the Tolkien estate, a court ruled
. The estate sued New Line Cinema for some of that sweet movie money, but they can claim fraud in another trial. They want to stop The Hobbit
movie from happening, and they better step off, because I gots to have that.