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Superhero Movie Newsblast : Dark Knight, Captain America, Hulk, Superman
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© Joe Crowe
September 16, 2008

Superhero Movie Newsblast is sponsored by Captain America cologne, because napalm is not the only thing that smells like freedom.

Michael Caine's Crazy Batman Rumors

The Internet briefly freaked out when Michael Caine said he knew who would be in the next Batman movie: Johnny Depp as Riddler and Philip Seymour Hoffman as Penguin.

Hoffman said "No one has talked to me about it ever." But he said he is an "incredible cheerleader" for comic book movies. In other words, "Why is the guy who played Austin Powers' father talking about me?"

Depp said Riddler would be fun. But everything is fun for Johnny Depp. He's Johnny Depp.

Brendan Fraser's Judgment Called Into Question, Volume 713

Years ago, there was this crazy JJ Abrams Superman movie script, where Luthor was really from Krypton and the planet didn't really blow up. And Brendan Fraser liked it. Man, he loved it! And so did Brett Ratner.

This crystallizes for me that Brendan Fraser liked it or Brett Ratner do not know what is best for me. This helps me make many decisions that I have not regretted.

Edward Norton's Superhero Movie Quote of the Millennium

About more Hulk movies, Edward Norton says:

"The minds of Marvel are sometimes opaque."

Matthew McConaughey Ruins Captain America Movie; Still Handsome

The good-looking Matthew McConaughey says Captain America is a "cool name," but he loved the Hulk TV show didn't read comics.

At least he admits he watched one of the greatest TV shows ever. I bet he was all the time waiting on Bill Bixby to go berserk, bent over a stack of Marvel Two-In-One, and the surfer girls said "But Matthew! Put down those comics and look at our boobies!"

Joe Crowe has always wanted to play Truman Capote. Damn you, Hoffman!

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