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RevolutionSF Newsblast : Aliens, Wanted, GI Joe, Knight Rider
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© Joe Crowe
July 26, 2008

RevolutionSF Newsblast is sponsored by the new KITT from the new Knight Rider TV show. Needs more Hasselhoff ass in seat.

Aliens Game Rewards Aliens Nerdity

The upcoming Aliens video game was written by two writers from Battlestar Galactica. Syd Mead, the concept artist for the first movie's ship, the Sulaco, designed the rest of the ship for the game. Finally! I can pretend to be Sigourney Weaver. I already have the underwear.

Wanted Video Game Just Like The Movie

Of course there will be a Wanted video game video game, and it'll be like the movie, not the comic. So you can't play Johnny Two-Dicks (sorry, Mom). The press release goes all nutty about how the game will include the "assassin time" slo-mo effect from the game. I already have that, in a way more extreme version. It's called the pause button.

Snake-Eyes Will Say Nothing; Speak Volumes

Hey, let's talk more about the G.I. Joe movie.

Snake-Eyes was going to say one line in the movie, but the producer gave the script to Larry Hama, writer of the original Marvel comic. He "didn\'t think it was clever at all."

What was that sentence? What was that sentence?! I bet it was "I am awesome."

It better be the greatest movie ever or I will die. Just die.

RevolutionSF's Joe Crowe belonged to your father.

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