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© Joe Crowe
July 05, 2008

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Sopranos Actor Not Unemployed Again Yet

Michael Imperioli will be on the American Life on Mars. He'll be Ray Carling, who was Dean Andrews in the un-American original.

If they get actors from shows people like, it will rub off on this show and make it a smash. That's why they got Miles from Star Trek: The Next Generation. And nobody else I ever heard of.

Gary Oldman Repays Harry Potter's Innocence With Scorn

Gary Oldman waved his wand around willy-nilly in Harry Potter movies. He said he crushed the soul of young 'Arry, Daniel Radcliffe. Radcliffe told him about the splitting of one of the books into two movies, because there's so much story. And Oldman told him it was for money, not the story.

No good can come of this. Radcliffe must now follow in his foul mentor's footsteps by playing an effete villain in Air Force One Two.

More Justice League, Less Smallville

Can we just have our Justice League show? The bunch of them will be on Smallville this season along with Clark working at a newspaper. I can write the whole year for them. Two words: Red Tornado.

Prisoner Remake Finds Jesus

Jim Caviezel, who chose our Savior over Cyclops nearly a decade ago, will work with Ian Mckellen. At long last! He's Number Six in a TV miniseries remake of The Prisoner, which we are all supposed to like. Ian Mckellen will play Gandalf. If the remake is not confusing and weird, I will riot.

Boomer Says There's Another Galactica Movie

Grace Park said there will be another Battlestar Galactica TV movie like Razor, she told the Los Angeles Times. Except that "nobody's manager or agent has been called."

Well, not hot dog! I can't wait to not watch it!

RevolutionSF news editor Joe Crowe goes on and on and on and on.

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