The Hall of Lame is like a lamasery or monastery, but not for llamas or monkeys. It is a Lameassery, for here we besmirch sci-fi's most besmirchable.
I used to like Tuvok, the black Vulcan, when he was on Super Friends
Wait a minute! Tuvok isn't Black Vulcan! Can Tuvok wear short pants? No. Can
he throw lightning bolts? No. Can he stand and look bored, as if he were unskillfully
animated? Yes. Yes, he can.
The Voyager crewman is long-lived, as Vulcans are wont to be. So in his Next Gen-era Starfleet career, he says he served on the original Excelsior with Sulu.
He wistfully, although Vulcans are not known for wistfulness, with the lack of emotions and all, says something like, "It was
an honor to have known him."
Tuvok did not know him. Voyager attempted to make Tuvok cool by saying he hung out with people who were cool. We do not care for it, and we shan't stand for it.