5. Besides every day at high school? (noladaveus)

4. Eating a green salad. (stef910)

3. Walking up to a pretty girl and making eye contact -- exclusively. (wtsackett)

2. So I went up to this girl, and I said "Hey, you're hot like Troi. Y'know, from STTNG, not that I think you'd think I meant STTOS or anything and..." Oh. I thought you were looking for stunts that ended with someone calling me "Jackass." (bblatt)

1. Jumping off a stack of Wheel of Time novels onto an old issue of Aquaman. (mattara)