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Sci-Fi Theorizer: Superman Lifting a Mountain of Kryptonite
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, August 15, 2006

What's the deal with . . . in Superman Returns, the big guy lifting a mountain of kryptonite?

4. It turns out Kryptonite has a shorter shelf life than Weenie Tots, especially once you combine it with Earth rock. Earth seems to have a deteriorating effect on everything, especially its own people. (randypanthegoatboy)

3. Ironically enough, it all goes back to Nietzche: "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. And THEN kills you." (gbeenie)

2. Because it was sitting on top of his OTHER great weakness, glossy photos of a naked Jimmy Olsen hugging teddy bears. (plucas1)

1. Bush's Beans with Onions. Better than sunshine any day. (wtsackett)

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