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Sci-Fi Theorizer: Worf's Terrible Luck With the Ladies
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 17, 2006

11. Clever jokes aside; it's probably because he's ugly as hell. (j89bigblue)

10. 87% of Federation females picked "sense of humor" as the "#1 Most Important Trait in a Potential Mate" poll in April's Intergalactic Cosmo. "Jermaine Dupri Teeth" didn't even crack the top twenty. (noladaveus)

9. His idea of eye contact involves a fist to the temple. (shade668)

8. Klingons hate soft pillows. What do you think their policy on toilet seats and mouthwash is? (rtjhnsn1)

7. Once they find out the "2 Spines" thing isn't what they thought it was, they lose interest. (dodgerwinslow)

6. Once they meet his kid...Dude, there's NEVER gonna be a second date. (leissuit)

5. He bangs some of the hottest Star Trek women and they die before they get all Majel-ly. I wish I had luck like that. (pclips)

4. Early in his career, Worf contracted the deadly Little Joe virus. His next fiancee will be killed by a runaway wagon wheel. (gbeenie)

3. It's the prune juice. (annaleahy)

2. This has a sad, sad explanation: Wesley Crusher. Too much blood wine. A schoolgirl's uniform. And a magical night he will never forget. Since then, no one else has simply ever measure up. (plucas1)

1. He can't walk around without someone making a "Werewolves of London" reference behind his back. (He should stop going to Trader Vic's too, while he's at it.) (rhythma1234)

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