— Where's My Show?
The channels really are dead this time of year. I mean, they're great if you love creepy stop-motion snowmen or boring-ass football games. But what if you need your sci-fi fix?
Sorry, babe. The man ain't around. Tune in tomorrow, maybe he'll have something for you.
Since there's nothing much on the tube to talk about, I'll sing about it instead. Gather your loved ones and sing right along. In a couple of weeks things'll all be back to normal.
"Where's My Show?"
Oh, a nice warm fire is delightful
With Galactica gone, I'm dreaming
Well, they finally kissed goodnight
But I'm tired of Lost postponing
RevolutionSF Managing Editor Shane Ivey was going to sing about loving the Chronic (what?!) -cles of Narnia, but SNL beat him to it.
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