All hail
the Unknown Stormtrooper! Let not his valour be in vain! (hzgshane
(at) aol.com, Feb 09, 2000)
This site
is pure evil! (iluvewoks (at) aol.com, Feb 09, 2000)
I kill
him! I kill him and eat sugar cane! (wicket (at) endor.gov, Feb 09,
2000)
The Stormtrooper...
brave and true... Is he a pawn, is he fully sentient of his course? Doubtless
he feels lonely, used, happy, sad, mad. It is a brave soul who dare defend
honor. Long live the brave Stormtrooper. Or something. (lucas (at)
home.net, Feb 09, 2000)
*Sniff*
If only they had set their blasters to something other than "miss". I
salute them! (jajeandjo (at) aol.com, Feb 09, 2000)
Bah, all
these emotion filled plattitudes. Dishonor not the Fallen Hero with your
maoning and tears, but fill your hearts with love for our Emperor and
follow the example of our loyal Trooper. And then let us bar-b-que the
dead furball and feast as we contimplate how to further the Glory of the
Empire! (sneezythesquid (at) email.com, Feb 09, 2000)
Am I the
only one that set the wave file to auto repeat just to hear the unshaven
rat get blasted again and again? Oh i hope not. (SEE317 (at) aol.com,
Feb 10, 2000)
Technically
we should be celebrating the AT-ST's pilot brave passing rather then that
of a mere storm trooper since a storm trooper could not possibly have
had the knowledge to drive one of these mighty war machines. (Nitpicker
(at) GEEKS+LOSERS.com, Feb 10, 2000)
Now here
is a true hero. Here is a man whose courage knew no bounds; a man whose
heart was as firm as his rigid white battlesuit. Though beset by a numerous
and wily enemy, this man, alone amongst all of the quivering, panty-wearing
"legion of the Emperor's best troops," dared to to give his life in defense
of his sacred creed. Though his sacrifice may have been in vain, his example
was not. We may all live free of fear, secure in our knowledge that though
the gibbering, merciless, pint-sized Ewok hordes may eventually overrun
the galaxy and turn society into a horribly cute shell of its former self,
it will not have been a completely bloodless triumph. We got ONE of them,
at least. (ANTCaustic (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
Better
you than me! (pietro638 (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
only the
most powerful storm trooper could be so great (huntsms (at) aol.com,
Feb 10, 2000)
Now if
they just hit the Gungan.... (here Jar Jar...) (chronos (at) ou.edu,
Feb 10, 2000)
Now it's
time to erect the Tomb of the Unknown TIE Fighter Pilot, for he indeed
epitomized the Empire' strength in numbers. He indeed took his small shieldless
craft against the merciless rebels in their X-Wings and chased down the
Millenium Falcon in the asteroid field to meet certain death. (noser222
(at) hotmail.com, Feb 10, 2000)
I liked
the ewoks. I was sad when he died. I cried.
Poor, poor ewok...
DAMN YOU STORMTROOPERS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Jar-Jar Ro0lz! (antasur (at) !aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
Hail,
and farewell, trooper. You have been an inspiration for us all. I now
beleive that, after minutes of shooting aimlessly at one target, and missing,
I can hope that maybe a stray shot will take out the target (Wulfravyn
(at) usa.net, Feb 10, 2000)
*Sigh*
He was a goog man. He died like a true imperal officer. Damn those cuddly
little bears (microoptik (at) eudoramail.com, Feb 10, 2000)
The greatest
moment from the trilogy. Damn all ewoks! They should all die like the
rabid, diseased rats that they are! (zyxwvu4321 (at) yahoo.com, Feb
10, 2000)
Now if
we could just get Wes Craven to direct the movies, we could see an entire
ARMY of Eworks get blasted. O' Blessed Trooper of the Storm, we hardly
knew ye. (banished (at) execpc.com, Feb 10, 2000)
I shall
not forget thy valor brave stormtrooper!Let your ever vigilant quest now
be at rest in your eternal slumber. Farewell (Jago72299 (at) aol.com,
Feb 10, 2000)
R.I.P.
My old friend. I will never forget you. Luv Scoutrooper (, Feb 10,
2000)
What can
we say about this stormtrooper. He served his Emperor right to the very
end, he fought in countless battles (well we can at least couunt one),
and he performed one of the greatest acts in the Star Wars Trilogy. He
killed that bloody little Ewok. But let us not be sorry over his death.
Let us be sorry that he wasn't born 50 years earlier so he could have
taken out some of those bloody Gungans. Oh well, we still have to more
movies to watch them die in. (Matrix8337 (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
HE SHALL
BE REMEMBERED (daltonator (at) hotmail.com, Feb 10, 2000)
Dirty
Ewoks. They roasted the dead one and ate him whle they danced. Yub-yub
indeed. (radioprince (at) hotmail.com, Feb 10, 2000)
I laughed.
I cried. It became a part of me. (MadHowling (at) aol.com, Feb 10,
2000)
Truly,
he is a Stormtrooper to be remembered. We must all remember his valiant
efforts and try to emulate the values he stood for. (skypilot (at)
ezaccess.net, Feb 10, 2000)
His death
shall not be in vain. Rise up, Imperials, rise up. Let us crush the rebels
and drink from their skulls. Outfit a Strike Cruiser, for I could take
the pitiful bears myself. Avenge Palatine and Vader! Never will this war
end until those murders, Skywalker, Organa, Solo, are fettered in an Imperial
prison. (Birdie006 (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
it all
comes down to the fact that they need HELMETS THEY CAN FRICKIN SEE THROUGH!!
(dukeedude (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
Yeah Baby!
Up with Stormtroopers down with evil ewoks.You ROCK!Kill more ewoks.
(radioactivestephen (at) hotmail.com, Feb 10, 2000)
I like
oranges! (Jericho723 (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
You idiots!
The stormtrooper only killed that Ewok because at the time he had a violent
memory of a traumatizing previous encounter with a Tribble. He was only
taking it out on the Ewok because there were no Tribbles to be found on
Endor. (melsterusa (at) startrekmail.com, Feb 10, 2000)
All he
did was kill one little ewok. I killed 5 Rebels at the Battle of Yavin.
I should get the respect. This unknown Stormtrooper can bite me. (lockdown57
(at) yahoo.com, Feb 10, 2000)
Um, I
like Ewoks? ::gets pelted on all sides by StormTrooper-lovers everywhere::
Sorry, but I do. (innersagefreed (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
Alas Great
Storm Trooper.
Your sacrifice was not in vain.
For even as you died, valiantly holding off the hordes of evil rats the
Emperor's true plan was set in motion. To set several million tons of
metal high in orbit around the planet then let the rebels destroy it so
all the wreckage would tumble to the ground causing unbelievable ecological
damage and destroying every living thing on that damnable moon!!!
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten nor will the victory you helped obtain.
(anonymous, Feb 10, 2000)
He died
with honor for the wrong cause but he did what was his true belief. His
force was added to the tally of good that day, not for his action, but
for his belief. (Songabirdi (at) aol.com, Feb 10, 2000)
"Nobody
ordered this Stormtrooper on this mission. He volunteered certain death.
That's what we award our highest medals for. That's what being a Stormtrooper...is
all about.(cool cod piece, too!) (pm1153j (at) aol.com, Feb 11, 2000)
DIE EWOK
DIE!!! (endrez (at) aol.com, Feb 11, 2000)
The Rebel
Alliance would like to offer, now that the offender is deseaced, and the
suspected offender is deceased, an apology to the inhabiants of the planet
Endor. It was Chewbacca - he was trying to drive that stupid Imperial
Chicken Walker, and accidentally shot that poor little bas...creature.
Sorry - our bad. - Sen. Bel Iblis (lurkster (at) lurkster.zzn.com,
Feb 11, 2000)
It is
constancy under hardship that makes a true soldier. When his Empire called
him to that miserable jungle planet, he went without complaint. He was
one of our finest. He actually hit something with his blaster. He shall
be remembered. (Dalmud (at) aol.com, Feb 11, 2000)
Hail the
unknown stromtrooper. This courageous soul willingly put on 65 pounds
worth of white plastic, knowing full well he would go flying backwards
if he was ever shot. (GuitarBenL (at) AOL.com, Feb 11, 2000)
The Ewoks
Shall have Revenge!!! (SaveJarJar (at) hotmail.com, Feb 11, 2000)
If only
the great Lucas didn't favor cute, goofy idiots that perform inane acts
of self-degradation and slapstick humor to asskickers in battle armor,
you might still be with us today. (nomad (at) ant.com, Feb 11, 2000)
Can we
actually atribute this to a stormtrooper? Isn't it possible that a disgruntled
rebel attacked the lone ewok?
I suppose we will never know. (wiggin (at) nac.net, Feb 11, 2000)
listing
up, if a stormtrooper with a laserrifle cant kill a bunch of teddybears
with sticks than i think were all on the wrong side, i mean, cmon, why
dont we just nuck the little rats and be done with it, for god sakes the
damn at-st's couldnt even killem, come on, why couldnt we have gotten
the teddybears instead of the solders, what i am trying to say is.....DAMN
THE TEDDYBEARS,WHY DONT THEY DIE (, Feb 12, 2000)
As one
they all stood and together they fell.We will never forget them, and we
will keep fighting the rebel scum like these brave men did before us so
one day the dirty word republic will only ever be a word written in a
long lost dusty history text. LONG LIVE THE STORMTROOPERS (Zolta
(at) bigpond.com, Feb 12, 2000)
Part of
being a Stormtrooper is knowing you're expendable. To serve is the greatest
joy. Die with glory, and take whatever's soft and fuzzy down with you.
Praise be to the Unkown Trooper. (sharpecs (at) hotmail.com, Feb 12,
2000)
We all
know the soldiers duty when it comes to taking out the vile ewok, seek
and destroy, never had they planned that the armor peircing twig would
play such a role in this history making battle the sad thing is, is the
unknown storm trooper wasnt even a hero he got caught in the act of tobomclaptonishzooty
and fell when he got finished with the creme so until the vactroids fart
may all your christmases be white unless your not christian like me then
have a good halloween unless your not pagan all im saying is i like squirrels
(sneakmike (at) aol.com, Feb 12, 2000)
Have you
no respect for your fallen adversary? That ewok was far far braver than
any stormtrooper will ever be. Think of it like this; anyone in the world
can pick up a weapon and do damage with it. It takes a truly marvelous
character to be fuzzy and cute and sing happy happy songs! *sob* Goodbye
cruel world! You'll never know what you had! (ladybunny420 (at) quackquack.com,
Feb 12, 2000)
He shown
great bravery. THIS SITE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yodamaster22
(at) microsith.com, Feb 12, 2000)
The one
true marksman that could frag an Ewok! And lo! His name is forgotten!
Let us observe a moment of silence in the hopes that this brave soul's
name be one day divulged. (adejourdan (at) hotmail.com, Feb 12, 2000)
...may
we rue their victory cry: "YuB-NuB." (Trooper - L>ACH/43, Feb 12,
2000)
Kharnifex
says
YUB YUB
eeeeeeetchawowa
die stormie scum!YUBYUB commander
EWOKS KICKASS (khorne666 (at) yahoo.com, Feb 13, 2000)
May his
soul never rust> (Playstnboy (at) aol.com, Feb 13, 2000)
SLOPE
ARMS!!! *458th company fires off a 21-gun salute as Proteus Salutes* We
won't forget you, my valient comrade... (proetus454 (at) hotmail.com,
Feb 13, 2000)
I TRIPPED
ON A FRICKIN' ROOT OKAY!?!?
Geez, you people jump to conclusions so quickly! As if a storm trooper
could kill a mighty, omnipotent, highly evolved being such as an ewok.
Ha! Wait til Janeway finds us! GOODBYE 8472! ahhahahahahahaah
yub-yub (unknownewok (at) forestmoon.org, Feb 14, 2000)
Rest well,
smiter of mine enemies. We shall prevail over the Ewoks, and raize thier
primitive forrest dwellings to the mud! We will test the next nasty mass-destruction
device on Endor! We will...*phone rings* Hello? Yeah....We got our asses
kicked?!? The Emporer's dead?!? Ok, thanks...*hangs up phone* AHEM Well...never
mind all that rubbish, then. (kryzbyn (at) aol.com, Feb 14, 2000)
oh yeah,
have a happy valentines day... you misguided fools... yes, I know that
ewoks should have the money to pay for a dot com.... but you don't realize...
we have to pay for those rocks and stones and arrows...they don't just
grow on trees*..... * -exceptions: tree trunks and arrows are trees
(unknownewok (at) forestmoon.org, Feb 14, 2000)
If I had
my starship, I would blast them with photon torpedos. (startrek34
(at) aol.com, Feb 14, 2000)
There
has been a grave mistake in your logic, Zealots! We know that that dread
ewok was killed by an AT-ST. Who is to say it wasn't the one Chewie was
driving? HA! Long live the Wookie! (underb_2000 (at) yahoo.com, Feb
14, 2000)
Who really
cares if they only got one ewok? Who really cares if he died? Who really
cares if the tin cans lost and the fur-balls won? I don't, it was written
in Lucas' script. So who really cares? (mailman_om (at) yahoo.com,
Feb 14, 2000)
I was
there and (not that i'm braging!) THE REBELION WON! THE REBELION WON!
THE REBELION WON! THE REBELION WON! THE REBELION WON! HAHAHAHA and it
wasn't an ewok it was me!!!!! (chris_david_smith (at) mail.yahoo.com,
Feb 14, 2000)
Why can't
we have more like him? Then we could bash those cursed Babies of Beans!
(zeigler (at) mindspring.com, Feb 14, 2000)
AARRRGHH
WWAA AERR NAAAARRRRGGHHHH!!! ARRGGGHEE ARGG ARGGGG NYARRRGGG
This dude is the God of Star Wars! I
mean, he actually managed to KILL A GOOD GUY IN AN IMPERSONAL MANNER!
None of this 'get shot, spin around, do three backflips, fall down, and
with your dying breath kill your killer' trash, he just killed him. Wham,
blam, next target please. I mean, if that isn't God-like, I don't know
what is! (darkdragon (at) www.com, Feb 22, 2000)
WHY JUST
A MONUMENT? WHY NOT "NATIONAL STORM TROOPER DAY? IT COULD HONOR NOT ONLY
THE UNKNOWN TROOPER BUT EVERY BRAVE, COURAGEOUS TROOPER THERE EVER WAS!
STORM TROOPER LOYALS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! (ldsauer (at) erols.com,
Feb 26, 2000)
The incident
at Endor did *not* occur There was a severe fault within the main power
generator that caused the shield generator to explode, resulting in the
unfortunate deaths of those brave Imperial soldiers stationed there. The
"Death Star Mk II" Asteroid Recycling Facility suffered a catasphoric
malfunction when one of the construction crew accidently crashed a transport
into it's core. These holo-photos are fabricated. The storm trooper in
question is not dead. Number #221345 is stationed aboard the Vindicator
- current of Coruscant. Imperial Order. Might of the Empire. Serve. Protect.
Uphold the New Order. (Imperial Infomation Centre, Mar 21, 2000)
