7. 86% more likely to make up a random statistic just to see their e-mail address on some web site (naguscook@aol.com)

6. The sci-fi geek can consume twenty times his own weight of Mountain Dew. (mntlward42@earthlink.net)

5. The fanboy funk is directly proportional to age, and day of the week, but inversely proportional to gender. (shade668@hotmail.com)

4. Compromised primarily of the densest element with the greatest atomic weight known: dorkonium. (lightningbolt@myway.com)

3. Enhanced hearing makes up for lack of taste. (mrbroe@yahoo.com)

2. Scientists have found that the part of the geek brain responsible for processing thoughts about sex is the same part of the brain that handles
Star Trek Awareness.  This fact could help nongeeks understand why geeks consider discussions about Heisenberg compensators and the Kobayashi Maru to be foreplay. (xixie@aol.com)

1. Unlike regular mortals, if you prick a geek, they do not bleed.  So go out and shank as many Lexx fans as you can find. (JCarone@runner.csub.edu)