14. Hermione Granger from J.K. Rowling’s
Harry Potter series.
It may have taken Ron Weasley three and a half years at Hogwarts
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to realize Hermione Granger
is a girl, but we readers always loved her. We identify with
her because, like us, she was raised by Muggles. Yet she has
made herself invaluable to the magical world, from her school
friends to the Order of the Phoenix. Snape calls her "an insufferable
know-it-all," but Professor Lupin's less biased and more accurate
assessment is that Hermione simply is "the cleverest witch"
of her age.
Who else can solve a mystery while completely petrified, blackmail
the leading Daily Prophet journalist, or organize subversive
Defense Against the Dark Arts training under Dolores Umbridge's
nose, all the while reminding us repeatedly of every footnote
in Hogwarts: A History?
Face it: She's the brains of our favorite Hogwarts trio, and
without her the other two would still be trying to figure out
which is the working end of a wand.
But there's more to Hermione than grey matter or a prefect's
badge. Just ask Bulgarian Seeker and Durmstrang Champion Viktor
Krum. He could have had anyone as his date to the Yule Ball,
but he chose "Herm-own-ninny," and a year later he's still her
penpal.
As the climactic clash with the forces of Lord Vold — um,
I mean, You-Know-Who — grows ever closer, it's good to know
the wizarding world has loyal, outspoken, in-your-face witches
like Hermione on its side. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy,
had better stay out of her way. Go Gryffindor! [Amy]
13. Molly from Neuromancer
It should come as no surprise that the prototype for the current
explosion of ass-whuppin' leather-clad sci-fi babes — Trinity
from The Matrix, Aeryn Sun from Farscape, even
Max from Dark Angel — was created by the man who invented
their entire genre. William Gibson's seminal cyberpunk novel
Neuromancer was ostensibly about burnout console cowboy
Case, but Case would have been whacked messily inside the first
couple of chapters if it weren't for Molly. Molly was a jacked-up,
hard-wired, laconic, and very hot bodyguard hired to protect
Case during his all-important cyberspace run.
Though she didn't get a lot of "screen time" (hey, it was
Case's story, after all), we certainly liked what we saw. From
snapping arms to threatening to beat up dickweed holographers
to shooting old guys in the eye with neurotoxin darts, Molly
kicked ass, the original cyberpunk babe.
She was so hardcore that her cool sunglasses were implanted
directly into her face.
Let's see Max do that. [Kevin Pezzano]
12. The Powerpuff Girls
Most of the heroines on this list are of a . . . venerable
vintage, shall we say, coming from our collective misspent youths.
That only makes sense; we're all too aware of the heroines we
were enamored of as we grew up, and those that had the strongest
influence on heroines today. But what about the next
generation? Who will be the heroines that today's youngsters
will be enamored of and influenced by?
There can be only one answer: the Powerpuff Girls — smartie
Blossom, cute Bubbles, and hardcore Buttercup, three kindergarten-aged
girls with ultra-super-powers, defending the City of Townsville
from various villainous supermonkeys, rampaging giant monsters,
backwoods aliens, and even the Devil himself, all between homework
and bedtime. And they do it without any help whatsoever (okay,
so maybe they do get a bit of help with their homework sometimes,
but that's it).
They were accidentally created by the brilliant scientist Professor
Utonium, who was trying to create the perfect little girl in
his lab (and the less said about that, the better), but their
surprise entry into the world was the best thing that could
have happened. Not just for Townsville, but for future fangirls
(and, let's be honest here, fanboys too) the world over. The
Powerpuff Girls aren't bimbos, or sidekicks, or love interests,
or even eye candy. They're three ass-kicking little girls, who
are fully capable of handling whatever life or megalomaniacal
monkeys can throw at them. This makes them true role models
for fangirls-in-training, who really don't need to be learning
any lessons from T'Pol or Lara Croft or other "heroines" of
that ilk. Sisters doin' it for themselves!
Plus, come on . . . they're kindergarteners with superpowers.
That's just cool in anyone's book. [Kevin]
11. Dr. Zira from The Planet of the Apes
A zoologist (with a human specialty) and wife of controversial
archaeologist Cornelius, Dr. Zira (as beautifully portrayed
by Oscar-winner Kim Hunter) is the backbone of the two best
films in The Planet of the Apes sequence. Her compassion
and intelligence are a significant and important counter to
the raging testosterone of the first film.
After her token and largely insignificant role in the disappointing
Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet
of the Apes centers around Zira and Cornelius after they
are transported to 20th century Earth (don't ask). In the 20th
century, Zira and Cornelius become media stars, but not until
after they are given tests by curious human scientists.
Zira delivers one of the few intentional laugh-out-loud moments
of the entire series. She and Cornelius have yet to speak to
the humans and the scientists are trying to determine the apes’
intelligence. From a top of their cage hangs a banana above
several large blocks. Zira makes a pyramid and sits on its peak,
but doesn't touch the easy-to-reach fruit. The confused scientists
do not understand. Perhaps she is not hungry? Or does she not
realize she can grab the banana? Finally, the frustrated Zira
says her first words to the humans: “Because, I loathe bananas.”
That scene with Zira stating the obvious and seeing the big
picture sums up her role and personality. She is a woman who
knows what she wants and likes.
Although an ape from a post-apocalyptic society, Zira is a
significant and positive example of a modern woman. She is intelligent
and knows her mind. Cornelius is clearly her partner and best
friend. Throughout the first three films, the couple share in
the decisions and dangers. Sadly, Escape would be her
last appearance in the Ape pictures, and the later films
suffer from this deficiency. But Zira's legacy lives on. She
was the mother of the first great ape leader, Caesar. [Rick
Klaw]
Continued in Part V!