8.
It's a well known fact
That once ev'ry seven years
Mister Spock gets some. (mattara@rocketmail.com)

7.
Mouth like Mick Jagger.
A face only mom could love.
Just call me mother. (paranoidandroid@probedbyaliens.com)

6.
Most illogical.
Humans and their blatant lust...
Well, Hello, T'Pol! (lightningbolt@myway.com)

5.
Condescending prick.
Should've killed him off, Kirky.
Now he took Priceline. (rougewisp@hotmail.com)

4.
T'Pol could beat Spock?
You're out of your Vulcan mind!
For that, you get pinched. (overthrow1992@aol.com)

3.
Oh God, the eyebrows.
Trying to crawl off, are they?
Shield your eyes, children! (paranoidandroid@probedbyaliens.com)

2.
Logic is no way
to raise a child today. What?
Wrong Spock? Never mind. (dodgerwinslow@hotmail.com)

1.
Tribbles take over.
Sorry excuse for Vulcan,
Even Spock buys some. (paranoidandroid@probedbyaliens.com)