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Sci-ku: Mr. Spock
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, May 22, 2004

It's a well known fact
That once ev'ry seven years
Mister Spock gets some. (mattara@rocketmail.com)

Mouth like Mick Jagger.
A face only mom could love.
Just call me mother. (paranoidandroid@probedbyaliens.com)

Most illogical.
Humans and their blatant lust...
Well, Hello, T'Pol! (lightningbolt@myway.com)

Condescending prick.
Should've killed him off, Kirky.
Now he took Priceline. (rougewisp@hotmail.com)

T'Pol could beat Spock?
You're out of your Vulcan mind!
For that, you get pinched. (overthrow1992@aol.com)

Oh God, the eyebrows.
Trying to crawl off, are they?
Shield your eyes, children! (paranoidandroid@probedbyaliens.com)

Logic is no way
to raise a child today. What?
Wrong Spock? Never mind. (dodgerwinslow@hotmail.com)

Tribbles take over.
Sorry excuse for Vulcan,
Even Spock buys some. (paranoidandroid@probedbyaliens.com)

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