Sarah Michelle Gellar, who played Buffy on "Buffy," says that she has been banned from McDonald's since she was 5 years old.

We thought the Mayor in that early season of "Buffy" was a really bad guy! He's got nothing on Mayor McCheese, though.

Gellar told World Entertainment News Network that she was in a Burger King commercial when she was 5. It apparently so offended Mickey D's that everyone involved in the commercial, including the future Slayer / Daphne was banned from ever entering McDonald's.

Surely, they can't enforce such a thing. Do they have pictures of Gellar taped up behind the counter?

Imagine -- the poor thing has been without McNuggets for over 20 years!

Do her relatives sneak her food? Does husband Freddie Prinze Jr. go in and order, only for a suspicious manager say "These better not be for your wife."

Gellar said she missed out on other kids' birthday parties because of the blacklisting. How inflammatory could that commercial have been, for McDonald's to refuse to feed a 5-year-old?

Did the name "Happy Meal" make little Sarah cry?

"Why can't my meals be happy, Mom?"

"There, there, dear. Choke down your Wendy's."

So Sarah Michelle Gellar sits on McDonald's enemy list.

Just her and Hamburglar.