9. "You look great without makeup on." (shade668@hotmail.com)

8. "If I told you you had a nice body, would you let me break a piece off and take it home?" (drobviousso@excite.com)

7. "I'm NOT hitting on you. You are actually holding my heart in your hand." (thumbwariors@comcast)

6. "You think this is nice now, wait until Rigor Mortis sets in!" (tiltowait@juno.com)

5. "Braiiiiii--I mean, booooooooooobs..." (zeon_zum@hotmail.com)

4. "Is that a writhing mass of maggots in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?" (leissuit@msn.com)

3. "Crumble here often?" (n9oca@aol.com)

2. "It must be very hard to get into those pants, considering that you have no arms." (overthrow1992@aol.com)

1. "Honest! I AM interested in your brain..." (rnitelight@aol.com)